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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:03:07 AM EDT
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[rolleyes]
{groan} Sitting on a bag of frozen peas today are we? |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:04:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Because if you're gonna BE impotent, you ought to LOOK impotent. What makes you think a person is impotent after a vasectomy? |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:11:04 AM EDT
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Hey, I may be shooting blanks, but I'm firing on full auto. and my mag. capacity is the same.
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:28:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: Hey, I may be shooting blanks, but I'm firing on full auto. and my mag. capacity is the same. there's always some clown that lets the facts get in the way of a bad joke or a good story. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:29:15 AM EDT
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If it was me I'd freeze 7 pairs of underwear in water!
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Posted: 5/9/2003 9:04:14 AM EDT
[#6]
Real funny! [rolleyes]
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Posted: 5/9/2003 9:09:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: If it was me I'd freeze 7 pairs of underwear in water! [:D] yep... |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 9:50:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: If it was me I'd freeze 7 pairs of underwear in water! I wonder how about 1 cup of water in a depends and then in the freeze. I will keep the underwear in mind for that day. Thanks for the tip |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 10:17:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Because if you're gonna BE impotent, you ought to LOOK impotent. First heard that Joke in 1983, so it's at least 20 years old. About ten years ago, my brother-in-law had a vasectomy (He and my sister had five kids between themselves). A bunch of us were sitting in the backyard after a BBQ as he described the procedure. I laugh now because the table gradually emptied as he told his story, but at the time it was the most grusome thing I'd ever heard. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 10:21:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: If it was me I'd freeze 7 pairs of underwear in water! And some very loose pants. Maybe XXL long BDUs. TS |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:37:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Because if you're gonna BE impotent, you ought to LOOK impotent. What makes you think a person is impotent after a vasectomy? Geeze, give the guy a break. You can't make a homonymic joke out of "sterile". And besides, "impotent" seems to have among its many conotations the "inability to produce fruit" concept. Websters Thesaurus: Entry: impotent Function: adjective Definition: disabled Synonyms: [b]barren[/b], blank cartridge, crippled, dud, effete, emasculate, enervated, enfeebled, feeble, [b]firing blanks[/b], forceless, frail, frigid, gutless, helpless, inadequate, incapable, incapacitated, incompetent, ineffective, ineffectual, inept, [b]infecund[/b], infirm, nerdy, nerveless, no lead, no toothpaste, paper tiger, paralyzed, powerless, prostrate, [b]shooting blanks, sterile, unfruitful[/b], unproductive, weak, wimpy |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 5:37:21 PM EDT
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i got one, yup, the stop and chop vascectomy clinic, took 15 minutes, no poop!, and rode the motorcycle the next day
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Posted: 5/10/2003 6:34:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: If it was me I'd freeze 7 pairs of underwear in water! I wonder how about 1 cup of water in a depends and then in the freeze. I will keep the underwear in mind for that day. Thanks for the tip Now that's a hell of an idea! You wouldn't even need to get up to take a crap! |
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Posted: 5/10/2003 6:41:03 AM EDT
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"It's "IM-po-TENT", it's not im-PO-tent"
"It may not be im-PO-tent to you bitch, but it DAMN SHO' im-PO-tent to ME!!!" |
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Posted: 5/10/2003 7:31:37 AM EDT
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Those who choose to get cut should dress nicely so no one knows their procreation juice has been rerouted through their rectums.
I watched the whole operation on "Home Remedies TV". They used an illegal whom they caught in a bear trap outside some border town for their patient. Mang I had to turn off the color, turn down the sound and throw back a double shot of Jack Daniels it was so bad. [:D] |
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