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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:25:51 PM EST
Just got a new housekeeper.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:26:52 PM EST
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:27:43 PM EST
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:27:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Pete545:
Just got a new housekeeper.


Do you get sleep over benefits?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:28:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:29:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:30:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 4:30:59 PM EST by David4327]
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.





Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:34:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.


But to get half of it she'd need the law on her side.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:35:43 PM EST
This reminds me of Mudfish's thread.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:36:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.


very true.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:36:56 PM EST
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:51:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lexington:
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:55:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




At least she won't use the family courts to do it.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:55:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:05:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:07:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:13:05 PM EST
The ghey housekeeper responses are FoW. Hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:13:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:21:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.





If it's less than half his shit he's making out.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:36:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a groaner.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:39:52 PM EST
What are her teeth like?

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:41:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By bigred3516:
Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.


Zsa Zsa Gabor? "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:44:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
What are her teeth like?


almost worthy of a poem.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:45:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.


fixed it for you
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:47:13 PM EST
Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:54:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By coldair:

Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.


fixed it for you


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:54:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By m1awolf:
Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.

I'll send her your way
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:54:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:58:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?

I bet his name is Agador
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:59:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By badkarmaiii:
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!


This.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:01:15 PM EST
Fail, I married a housekeeper.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:01:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By zwvirtual:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?

I bet his name is Agador

the homosexual posts are a bit
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:02:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:
Fail, I married a housekeeper.

ahahahaha. sorry bud.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:03:11 PM EST
What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:26:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By JosieWales:
What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!



gd is a bunch of degenerates
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:28:59 PM EST
wat

no pics?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:49:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By beernut:
wat

no pics?

not yet
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:59:32 PM EST


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:01:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Pete545:

Originally Posted By beernut:
wat

no pics?

not yet


So where in Mt are you ?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:03:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By m1awolf:
Originally Posted By Pete545:

Originally Posted By beernut:
wat

no pics?

not yet


So where in Mt are you ?

Northwest.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:04:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By badkarmaiii:
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!

Yep. Imma have to go with this.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:06:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By PDXMichael:
Originally Posted By badkarmaiii:
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!

Yep. Imma have to go with this.

god damn you married folk are depressing.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:08:37 PM EST
He loves pretty teeth
Going to start ARFCOM Thread
Haters gonna hate



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:10:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
He loves pretty teeth
Going to start ARFCOM Thread
Haters gonna hate



word

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