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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:25:51 PM EST
Just got a new housekeeper.

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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?

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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:27:43 PM EST
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.



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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:27:50 PM EST
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Just got a new housekeeper.


Do you get sleep over benefits?
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:28:37 PM EST
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:29:01 PM EST
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.
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Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.






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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.


But to get half of it she'd need the law on her side.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:36:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.


very true.
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:51:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lexington:
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.

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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:55:06 PM EST
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




At least she won't use the family courts to do it.

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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:07:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??
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The ghey housekeeper responses are FoW. Hilarious.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:13:59 PM EST
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:21:48 PM EST
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.





If it's less than half his shit he's making out.
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Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a groaner.

Why do the nations rage and the peoples plot in vain?
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What are her teeth like?


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Originally Posted By Regency:
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.


Zsa Zsa Gabor? "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
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What are her teeth like?


almost worthy of a poem.

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Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.


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Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.
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Originally Posted By coldair:

Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??

Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.

The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.


fixed it for you


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Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.

I'll send her your way

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Originally Posted By skeeters65:
Originally Posted By minime:

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??
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I bet his name is Agador

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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!


This.
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Fail, I married a housekeeper.
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Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?

I bet his name is Agador

the homosexual posts are a bit

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Fail, I married a housekeeper.

ahahahaha. sorry bud.

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What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!



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What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!



gd is a bunch of degenerates

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wat

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wat

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not yet

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wat

no pics?

not yet


So where in Mt are you ?
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Originally Posted By Pete545:

Originally Posted By beernut:
wat

no pics?

not yet


So where in Mt are you ?

Northwest.

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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!

Yep. Imma have to go with this.


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Originally Posted By badkarmaiii:
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!

Yep. Imma have to go with this.

god damn you married folk are depressing.

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He loves pretty teeth
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