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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:25:51 PM EDT
Just got a new housekeeper.  
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:26:52 PM EDT
[#1]
Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:27:43 PM EDT
[#2]
But that house keeper might steal your stuff.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:27:50 PM EDT
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Just got a new housekeeper.  


Do you get sleep over benefits?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:28:37 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:29:01 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:30:15 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.





Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:34:43 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.


But to get half of it she'd need the law on her side.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:35:43 PM EDT
[#8]
This reminds me of Mudfish's thread.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:36:28 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




Ex wives can be very good at that also.


very true.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:36:56 PM EDT
[#10]
I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:51:15 PM EDT
[#11]



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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?




I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.






 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:55:06 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




At least she won't use the family courts to do it.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:55:07 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:05:29 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:07:55 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.
 


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:13:05 PM EDT
[#16]
The ghey housekeeper responses are FoW.  Hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:13:59 PM EDT
[#17]
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:48 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.





If it's less than half his shit he's making out.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:36:54 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.





That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??


Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.



The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a groaner.  



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:39:52 PM EDT
[#20]
What are her teeth like?

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:41:21 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.




I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house.


Zsa Zsa Gabor? "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:44:09 PM EDT
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What are her teeth like?





almost worthy of a poem.



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:45:42 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.





That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??


Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.



The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.  





fixed it for you



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:47:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:07 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.





That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??


Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh.



The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner.





fixed it for you





 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:46 PM EDT
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Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.


I'll send her your way



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:50 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
Now that one caught me off guard.
 


That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:58:37 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I bet his name is Agador

 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:59:23 PM EDT
[#29]
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!


This.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:01:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Fail, I married a housekeeper.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:01:15 PM EDT
[#31]



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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?


I bet his name is Agador  


the homosexual posts are a bit



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:02:00 PM EDT
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Fail, I married a housekeeper.


ahahahaha. sorry bud.



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:03:11 PM EDT
[#33]
What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!  


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:26:38 PM EDT
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What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!  







gd is a bunch of degenerates



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:28:59 PM EDT
[#35]
wat

no pics?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:49:51 PM EDT
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wat



no pics?


not yet



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:59:32 PM EDT
[#37]


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:01:56 PM EDT
[#38]
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wat

no pics?

not yet
 


So where in Mt are you ?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:03:16 PM EDT
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wat



no pics?


not yet

 




So where in Mt are you ?


Northwest.  



 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:04:39 PM EDT
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!

Yep.  Imma have to go with this.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:06:08 PM EDT
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!


Yep.  Imma have to go with this.



god damn you married folk are depressing.





 
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:08:37 PM EDT
[#42]
He loves pretty teeth
Going to start ARFCOM Thread
Haters gonna hate



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:10:29 PM EDT
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He loves pretty teeth

Going to start ARFCOM Thread

Haters gonna hate
word





 
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