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Posted: 8/20/2001 12:15:08 PM EDT
Subject: Why it's great to be a man > > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be president. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > You don't care whether or not someone notices your new haircut. > The world is your urinal. > You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too > "yucky." > Same work... more pay. > Wrinkles add character. > Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected. > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything > different?" > One mood, ALL the time. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > You know stuff about tanks. > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > You can open all your own jars. > Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. > You can leave the motel bed unmade. > You can kill your own food. > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your > friend. > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack. > If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > Everything on your face stays its original color. > You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. > You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He > must be mad at me." > Your friends don't mooch off of your dessert. > You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. > You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > You almost never have strap problems in public. > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > You don't have to shave below your neck. > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 > minutes. > > Dang, it's good to be a man. BigDozer66 >
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 12:41:59 PM EDT
Amen brother, Ice
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 1:06:25 PM EDT
Quick, efficient masturbation...
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 8:20:25 AM EDT
I should have added that we don't let Rosie tell us what we ought to do and then she does it. BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 8:25:13 AM EDT
[:D] So right you are!
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