Subject:  Why it's great to be a man
>
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can be president.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You don't care whether or not someone notices your new haircut.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
just too
> "yucky."
> Same work... more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything
> different?"
> One mood, ALL the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> You know stuff about tanks.
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
> You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> You can kill your own food.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your
> friend.
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
> If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
> Everything on your face stays its original color.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
> You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking:
"He
> must be mad at me."
> Your friends don't mooch off of your dessert.
> You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
gift.
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
> You almost never have strap problems in public.
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You don't have to shave below your neck.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in
45
> minutes.
>
> Dang, it's good to be a man.

BigDozer66
>

Amen brother,
Ice

Quick, efficient masturbation...

I should have added that we don't let Rosie tell us what we ought to do and then she does it.
BigDozer66

[:D]

So right you are!