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Posted: 12/21/2003 11:33:23 AM EDT
Because I built it a bridge

Link Posted: 12/21/2003 11:35:16 AM EDT
[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:08:25 PM EDT
I always wanted to get a tattoo of a rooster with a noose around his neck  just under my knee cap so I can bet people
"My cock hangs below my knee"
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:11:17 PM EDT
Shit, I have something easier. I tell people-especially women (when the GF isn't around)- that John Holmes and I have something in common.



A moustache.[peep]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:12:37 PM EDT
With all the hens after your cock, I'm wondering why you want to keep it dry.


anyway....yer twisted.

-HS

Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:18:35 PM EDT
A good one!

+1

Danny
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:20:01 PM EDT
My god that was funny! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:28:36 PM EDT
[lol]

NsB
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 12:58:30 PM EDT
This is so wrong on so many levels.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:03:20 PM EDT
What's wrong?  Dont you like my cock?  
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:03:42 PM EDT
What scares me is that 287 people also clicked on this (including me) [:O]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:08:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven:
What's wrong?  Dont you like my cock?  
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Well, it does look rather small in the picture.
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:09:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brasspile:
What scares me is that 287 people also clicked on this (including me) [:O]
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Ya I hear ya. guilty as well.
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:31:25 PM EDT
I'll confess.  I looked.  I was curious how the post didn't get locked!
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:37:07 PM EDT
I thought it was going to be a question about how to properly lube your hammer or something....
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 1:56:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven:
What's wrong?  Dont you like my cock?  
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Is that what you say to your woman?[:P]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 2:03:00 PM EDT
[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 5:50:10 PM EDT
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=4218[/img]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 5:58:22 PM EDT
I got heartburn from laughing so much.
You cock sucker!
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 7:33:21 PM EDT
This'll help moisten [url=http://www.johnsjottings.com/archives/2003/03/01/recipe_coq_au_vin.html]it[/url].
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 7:37:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2003 7:38:19 PM EDT by bear3351]
What's wrong with the way your cock is walking?  It looks like it has a limp or is it limp?
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 7:41:15 PM EDT
[rofl]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 8:22:08 PM EDT
you are to funny :)
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 8:35:33 PM EDT
Well isn't this some shit??????
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 8:53:35 PM EDT
Everyone's a fucking comedian![lol]
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 9:08:45 PM EDT
You are some seeck leetle monkeys!

I sure HOPE you don't have anything in common with John Holmes!  He's dead, he died of AIDS,  and rumor has it that his famous bits are a trophy on the wall of some mafioso who he pissed off one time too many.

CJ
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 9:09:10 PM EDT
bad  very bad,   but I like it!!!! [lol]
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 3:55:49 AM EDT
NUTZZZZZZZZZZ
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 4:27:42 AM EDT
Funny!




...but my cock is bigger.

[img]http://www.timcockey.com/images/rooster.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 6:20:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:
Funny!




...but my cock is bigger.

[url]http://www.timcockey.com/images/rooster.jpg[/url]
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Dats a big cock!

Link Posted: 12/22/2003 8:15:30 AM EDT
Good one!  I was almost scared to click on this one!
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 8:30:07 AM EDT
LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|]
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 8:36:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By t-stox:
LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|]
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At least that's perferable to all the "accidental discharges" I keep reading about on this site
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 9:06:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By t-stox:
LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|]
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Are you using enough hand lotion on it?
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 9:33:38 AM EDT
Are you using enough hand lotion on it?  

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Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this!
yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S!
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 9:44:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By t-stox:
Are you using enough hand lotion on it?  

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Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this!
yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S!
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[shock] How do I not catch DPS?
Link Posted: 12/22/2003 10:23:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dave223:
Originally Posted By t-stox:
Are you using enough hand lotion on it?  

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Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this!
yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S!
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[shock] How do I not catch DPS?
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Simple.  Keep yourself occupied with hobbies other than chronic masturbation [:D]
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