Top ten reasons why guns are better than wives:


 

 

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SUPRESSOR  FOR A GUN.

No, no members only jacket, especially not with the sleeves rolled up either

I know its a dupe of a dupe of a dupe, but it's still cool

Quoted: Quoted: i bet you have a "member's only" jacket, don't you? Members only AR? www.swiftvisionpro.com/images/Picture%20056.jpg

 I knew that would come back to haunt me


IT'S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!