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Posted: 8/20/2017 6:16:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:19:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Why is a guy in Ikea is a better question.

Edit:  The meatballs are good I hear so I guess that is why.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:22:27 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't think I have ever seen an Ikea store.

I have seen their commercials on tv and does not look like my kind of place.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:24:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Screw Ikea:

Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:28:24 PM EDT
[#4]
My "favorite" calf tattoo was on a (fat KBR/Flour type logcap) contractor in Kandahar:  Chuck Norris.

No freakin' kidding!

It was all we could do to not laugh out loud when we saw him (in the DFAC on those occasions when we didn't eat in our own DFAC).
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:28:43 PM EDT
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I was out of place, one guy had unicorns coming out of clouds on each of his calfs.

(Not taking pics of men's legs sorry)

Group buy on calf tattoos?
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95% were sporting a beard as well, weren't they?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:29:19 PM EDT
[#6]
They are just bored with life.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:30:24 PM EDT
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Why is a guy in Ikea is a better question.

Edit:  The meatballs are good I hear so I guess that is why.
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Ligonberry juice from the soda dispenser is good shit and probably the only thing that calms me down on the bi-annual trips to the local Ikea.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:34:12 PM EDT
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Those shopping carts drive me crazy and they should pay me to put that crap together.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:34:58 PM EDT
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I don't think I have ever seen an Ikea store.

I have seen their commercials on tv and does not look like my kind of place.
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Their vibrator/get organized commercials are pretty good, though.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:36:29 PM EDT
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I was out of place, one guy had unicorns coming out of clouds on each of his calfs.

(Not taking pics of men's legs sorry)

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It's those "bad boys" that got their SO knocked up. They don't have the $$ to shop for baby furniture at real furniture places...
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:36:33 PM EDT
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Four young women who would be taken are now available. Go forth NRA_guy, arise and slay.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:50:56 PM EDT
[#12]
I don't shop at IKEA though

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Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:52:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Double tap
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:57:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Real question is WHY ARE GROWN MEN IN IKEA?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:59:24 PM EDT
[#15]
I still can't fathom why someone with any common sense at all wakes-up one morning and decides that perforating their skin with permanent ink is a really good idea.....And then calls and makes a appointment to do so.....much less pay big bucks for it.

I never thought I would hear from what I considered a normally sensible person the words " I gotta get mah sleeve finished". I swear, I thought he was talking about his clothes till he showed me this tribal looking thing running down his arm. I asked him if he was a Indian or something.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 6:59:57 PM EDT
[#16]
My question is why was OP scoping out other guys' legs???
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:27:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Calf tattoo guys prefer cock.  Simple as that.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:31:12 PM EDT
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Too bad your tattoo clashes with your area rug...  
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:32:11 PM EDT
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Real question is WHY ARE GROWN MEN IN IKEA?
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Might be buying furniture.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:36:48 PM EDT
[#20]
I still don't understand why grown men wear shorts.  

Time for grown up pants.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:37:19 PM EDT
[#21]
Dunno....Ive never set foot inside that 1/4 masculine shit show
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:40:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:41:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Eat some meatballs, stare at some MILFs, stop being so emotional about it.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:50:15 PM EDT
[#24]
"The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs." /professor farnsworth

Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:55:22 PM EDT
[#25]
The few times I've been there I felt like a fucking rat in a maze.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 7:57:02 PM EDT
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Two guys snuggling. Awkward...
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:01:14 PM EDT
[#27]
I love IKEA and make it a point to go to the closest one around me when I travel.  Austria's was the cleanest but Utah's had the hottest chicks. A close second was Vegas.  Seattle and PDX
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:01:48 PM EDT
[#28]
I've been to two Ikea stores. One in New Jersey and the other in Virginia.
Didn't see any calf tattoos. Is it a new thing?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:06:46 PM EDT
[#29]
Ikea seems to be a once-every-12-years thing for me.
 
Meatballs, cheap furniture - and out.  (Edit: that is NOT 'out of the closet' )
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:11:18 PM EDT
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Ikea seems to be a once-every-12-years thing for me.
 
Meatballs, cheap furniture - and out.  (Edit: that is NOT 'out of the closet' )
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So, staying in there for now huh? It's ok - you'll get more secure as time goes on. Stay strong. 
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:13:40 PM EDT
[#31]
What is an IKEA ? ? ?

Never heard of 'em.

Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:21:21 PM EDT
[#32]
I thought the meatballs were made of horse meat....Or was that just in France?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 8:25:30 PM EDT
[#33]
I like ikea, I do not like all the dweeb inky hipsters that shop there though.

You can find some cool stuff there but most their furniture is shitty low quality stuff that looks really cool.

The horse meatballs are good too.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:01:21 PM EDT
[#34]
There's one about 4 miles from my place in VA, their cafeteria is good. I don't do much people watching when I go.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:02:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Trick question........there are no MEN in an ikea.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:05:31 PM EDT
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I still don't understand why grown men wear shorts.  

Time for grown up pants.
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Amen.
Havent worn shorts in 40+ years.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:06:18 PM EDT
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My question is why was OP scoping out other guys' legs???
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THIS
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:07:14 PM EDT
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Amen.
Havent worn shorts in 40+ years.
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I still don't understand why grown men wear shorts.  

Time for grown up pants.
Amen.
Havent worn shorts in 40+ years.
Yankees.....
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:08:11 PM EDT
[#39]
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I was out of place, one guy had unicorns coming out of clouds on each of his calfs.

(Not taking pics of men's legs sorry)

Group buy on calf tattoos?
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You tell us.   If EVERY man there did,  and you are there.....
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:08:50 PM EDT
[#40]
op was meat gazing
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:12:36 PM EDT
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What kind of owl is that?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:12:42 PM EDT
[#42]
kinda like why every walmart cashier has to have some shade of blue/purple/pink hair.
Probably required.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:12:46 PM EDT
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Yankees.....
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I still don't understand why grown men wear shorts.  

Time for grown up pants.
Amen.
Havent worn shorts in 40+ years.
Yankees.....
One of the many things I miss about AZ...  An IT world where "business casual" was shorts and a nice polo.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:15:16 PM EDT
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We drove up to the DC area from NC back in 2010 for the VT / BSU game and I saw one of the Ikea stores off the Jeff Davis Hwy or I-95 (Woodbridge?) on our way up to the Redskins stadium in Landover MD.  Always sort of regretted not stopping by to check it out.  I like Scandinavian furniture.

Here in ID, we have what would probably pass as young Aryan couples grocery shopping at the Winco in Eagle with "Hitler Legacy" tattooed on their calves.  I was sort of surprised when I saw that given all the leftards that are moving up here.

Must be from up north....
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:16:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:17:02 PM EDT
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kinda like why every walmart cashier has to have some shade of blue/purple/pink hair.
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Around here our Wal Mart cashiers wear hijabs.
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:20:36 PM EDT
[#47]
i burned all my kids ikea furniture at my hunting land, just cheap chinese particle board, just left the clever little metal fittings
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:21:52 PM EDT
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Going to Ikea is worse than going to Homegoods.  My wife dragged me into both stores and they are miserable places.  I had to go back to Homegoods to carry some shit out and they have benches in the vestibule where the men sit if they don't want to stay in the car.  Every guy I saw inside Homegoods looked like he'd been neutered.  It was scary.  It took me twice as many trips to get the goods to the car because I kept my left hand on my nutsack....
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:25:58 PM EDT
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Wtf bro? How do you watch football with your friends?
Link Posted: 8/20/2017 9:42:26 PM EDT
[#50]
The Holy hand grenade of Antioch?
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