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Posted: 7/1/2012 2:59:52 PM EDT
...then cover their cleavage with their hand?

Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:00:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
...then cover their cleavage with their hand?



Because they are women.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:00:41 PM EDT
[#2]
They only cover it when you look at them.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:01:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Woman logic.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:01:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
...then cover their cleavage with their hand?



because you have a wandering eye
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:01:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Because it's fucking hot, and they are unbearable teases.
 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:01:43 PM EDT
[#6]
My wife did this @ dinner last night.  Her tits were hanging out all over.

I enjoyed it.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:01:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
They only cover it when you look at them.


So you're saying I need to make it look like I am not looking?



Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:02:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Sploooge guard
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:03:29 PM EDT
[#9]
To showcase their intellect, obviously. You chauvinistic pig.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:03:39 PM EDT
[#10]
The next time a cute well endowed female friend is wearing a low cut top tell her it's a fact that 90% of women cannot touch their elbows together.






You're welcome.

 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:03:43 PM EDT
[#11]
They wear revealing clothing to attract attention...just not from you.  Or anyone like you.  They only want rich guys, or hot guys, or guys who get their juices flowing to look.  



And of course, other women.   Never quite understood that one, but there it is.

Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:04:11 PM EDT
[#12]
in before "boob apron"?
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:05:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
They only cover it when you look at them.


So you're saying I need to make it look like I am not looking?




I'm saying that if you're as sexy as myself, women won't try to hide it
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:06:23 PM EDT
[#14]

 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:06:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Not all of them do.


I'm down with PAB




Yeah, you know me.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:07:08 PM EDT
[#16]
Geesh guys

WHO CARES WHY THEY WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES?

I only care that they DO WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES


focus guys
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:08:02 PM EDT
[#17]
They are advertising the merchandise they are selling.  
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:08:15 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:



Quoted:

They only cover it when you look at them.




So you're saying I need to make it look like I am not looking?


Mirror sunglasses.



 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:09:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Because they know that thier dirty pillows are traction for attention. But they don't want to seem like the biggest whore in the room. And you are not the guy they want the attention from. So they cover them up (especially if you're staring) by any means until there is a woman in the area that is a bigger whore showing more fun bags than her and they get in front of the guy they want attention from. Then that push up bolder holder starts doing work as they giggle and flirt for whatever objective that they are trying to get at. Which I believe is usually money and shoes... But fuck if I know. That's just a guess.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:11:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
They are advertising the merchandise they are selling.  


This. Though if they cover up when you are checking out the goods it means you are not their target market. Sad but true.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:12:06 PM EDT
[#21]
Huge insecurities. Especially in a social setting when there are nicer sets out there. It's like showing up in a Mazda miata toa Porsche club meeting. You sit on the hood covering the Mazda badge and manliness.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:12:15 PM EDT
[#22]
They need to wear minimal amounts of clothing in order to complain that they are cold.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:13:53 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Not all of them do.


I'm down with PAB

http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/patti-ann-browne-5.jpg


Yeah, you know me.


I'll be in my bunk.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:14:58 PM EDT
[#24]
I don't care, I'm usually not listening to them anyway.  Something about cleavage and legs that just, just...what were we taking about????  
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:15:45 PM EDT
[#25]
I've only seen women do it when they bend over.  There is a difference between showing off cleavage and being able to see right down a woman's shirt.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:15:46 PM EDT
[#26]
Because I dangle my sunglasses off of my shirt, and if I don't hold on to them when I bend over they'll slip out and break.  Again.

Duh.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:16:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Geesh guys

WHO CARES WHY THEY WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES?

I only care that they DO WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES


focus guys


This
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:16:46 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
I've only seen women do it when they bend over.  There is a difference between showing off cleavage and being able to see right down a woman's shirt.


I detect you have some brain cells running around in that head of yours!
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:18:54 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


Not all of them do.





I'm down with PAB



http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/patti-ann-browne-5.jpg





Yeah, you know me.


Nom nom.

 





Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:20:20 PM EDT
[#30]
Because she doesn't like you.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:20:31 PM EDT
[#31]
"My eyes are up here!" ... best line my wife ever said.

buckmeister
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:21:07 PM EDT
[#32]
Reading comprehension has never been rampant on ARFCom. Replies solely on thread title reign supreme.


ByteTheBullet  (-:
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:22:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Because it's fucking hot, and they are unbearable teases.  


This, and they know it...
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:23:22 PM EDT
[#34]
I have only seen one piece of reference material used I this thread.  So, I need further data before I can make an educated summation.



. Sounded good in my head
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:26:21 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


Geesh guys



WHO CARES WHY THEY WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES?



I only care that they DO WEAR LOW CUT BLOUSES





focus guys


Thread

 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:28:15 PM EDT
[#36]
They wear those lowcut jeans with the underwaer sticking out and every 20 seconds they are hiking them up as if they don't want you to see buttcrack, its almost as bad as 40 yo + women wearing braces
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:29:48 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Woman logic.
Similar to common sense.

Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:29:56 PM EDT
[#38]





Quoted:



"My eyes are up here!" ... best line my wife ever said.





buckmeister



Still can't imbed from iPad... Help?



 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5SdrYeh90c&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:31:57 PM EDT
[#39]



Done from iPad
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:32:17 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Because it's fucking hot, and they are unbearable teases.  


/ thread. HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY TITS!!!!!



How DARE you look at me like a piece of meat!



 
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:32:37 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
They only cover it when you look at them.



that's right because they don't cover their tits when a man they want to see them is looking at them
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:33:56 PM EDT
[#42]
Because you keep creeping them out with your unseemly leers.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:35:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
They only cover it when you look at them.



that's right because they don't cover their tits when a man they want to see them is looking at them

Damn straight.


Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:37:28 PM EDT
[#44]
For some reason "Alet, Alet!!! It's a tarp" comes to mind.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:39:18 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Not all of them do.


I'm down with PAB

http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/patti-ann-browne-5.jpg


Yeah, you know me.

DAMN!

Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:39:57 PM EDT
[#46]
First post. Now going back to see how a certain female poster will blame men for this.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:42:34 PM EDT
[#47]
We definitely need more pics...



Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:43:03 PM EDT
[#48]
Why can you take your buddy and his wife out on the boat for the day and she wears a bikini so small that all of the material combined won't cover the palm of your hand, and that is ok. But if you are at your buddys house helping him remodel and she walks out in bra and panties, she screams bloody murder and runs for bedroom?

He and I were in the kitchen ripping out cabinets. He was standing right next to me, so no funny business was involved.

The answer is, it's all about what they WANT you to see, when they want you see it.
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:43:31 PM EDT
[#49]
Power/
Link Posted: 7/1/2012 3:45:07 PM EDT
[#50]
"Get a good look Costanza?"
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