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Posted: 5/13/2003 9:01:16 PM EDT
I mean really.

A BJ? She's not "Blowing" she (or HE, if you like that kind of stuff) is "Sucking"

and is it really a job?

Does she get a paycheck at the end of the week and does she have to pay taxes to the gov't?

Lets see one of you guys have the REAL answer to this one.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:06:01 PM EDT
Do you really need this to be answered?

Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:06:56 PM EDT
Easy one dude.

It's called "blow" because:

1.  Sluts will do it in exchange for blow (coke).
2.  When she is doing it, if she really doesn't like you all that much she may be wishing she could blow you away instead.

"Job" comes from:
1.  It really is a job to them.  See the above.
If the girl doesn't do drugs, she is still doing it in exchange for something i.e.: you providing shelter, food, etc.  Or maybe they want jewelry.

Finally, in the best case,
2. the woman really loves you and is trying to please you.  This makes it a "labor of love".  Job fits here too.  It should be noted that this is the best case scenario and is extrememly rare.  In this instance, such a giving attitude should be repaid with frequent returning of the "favor".

They love that and it makes them feel loved in return.

Hope this helps!
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:13:16 PM EDT
Why do they call it a BJ??
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My wife has asked me the same question...
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:13:36 PM EDT
Job kind of puts a work ethic into it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:17:22 PM EDT
My wife likes to do it, when it's her "time of the month" she asks me if she can (who am I to say no?) Man, I love my wife.

Who cares what its called? She can call it "giving me a freddy" if she wants to, just so long as she keeps doing it.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:41:08 PM EDT
You know what happened to the last guy who asked this question, don't you, DF?

Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:43:20 PM EDT
Then why do they call it "giving head?"
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:52:10 PM EDT
ask Monica!

Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:01:08 PM EDT
Suck Mabel, suck.  Blowjob is only an expression.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:09:46 PM EDT
for the same reason they call screwing, sleeping.

Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:17:52 PM EDT


Blow = what you do with your load.

Job = The energy you have to use for thanking her.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:21:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:21:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:22:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 11:24:25 PM EDT
Events of this nature are often not named correctly. For instance:

if she uses her hands, it's a hand job (Kinda blows the "doing it for blow" theory)

Do you REALLY eat it?

Are our body parts tapped and died so we can really "screw"? What size wrench do I use? (Don't answer that..It was a rhetorical question)

Is she playing basketball if she takes it to the rim?

Link Posted: 5/13/2003 11:35:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 12:21:40 AM EDT
Does she get a paycheck
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If she's good enough she does!

Or at least a tip.
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 12:24:34 AM EDT
Oh ya and IBTL.
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