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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:54:08 PM EST
"I haven't had a drink in years"
"I have never drank alcohol"
"I just got my 5 year pin!"
"No, daddy, I'm too young to drink vodka"

Annoying, isn't it?

Meh, time for another beer.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:55:12 PM EST
IBTPTL
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:56:51 PM EST
i like where this is going.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:57:01 PM EST
I can't remember the last time I heard a sober person tell me something like that but last night I heard several times how drunk they were
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:57:44 PM EST
They're jealous
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:58:20 PM EST
Probably a self-righteous alcoholics anonymous thing.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:58:25 PM EST
right on, always hearing someone say how they dont drink or smoke or dont feel the need to, because it harms their body
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:58:29 PM EST
i can't stand a sober sally

just shut up and drink
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:58:54 PM EST
My daughter stopped drinking beer when she turned three; said it was time for whiskey.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:01:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hadji:
My daughter stopped drinking beer when she turned three; said it was time for whiskey.


I grew up on "hot toddies". Hell, I would fake an earache for another round.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:01:57 PM EST
Concealed means concealed

Anonymous means Anonymous..
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:02:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
"I haven't had a drink in years"
"I have never drank alcohol"
"I just got my 5 year pin!"
"No, daddy, I'm too young to drink vodka"

Annoying, isn't it?

Meh, time for another beer.



The only thing more annoying is a drunk telling you how sober he is.


Jane

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:03:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 5:15:07 PM EST by wolfstar]
Yep, they are as annoying as the people who have to tell you how much they drank last night.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:05:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
Yep, they are as annoying as the people who have to tell you have much they drank last night.


Last night I had FIVE imperial pints of homebrew. That is 100 OUNCES! And I don't tend to make low alcohol beer.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:07:15 PM EST
its just like when my dad shows me a pair of vice grips he bought when he was 17..and he still uses them today


granted, it would be weird to say "i bought these vicegrips 3 years ago!!!!"

but i can understand.


kinda like all the alchies who like to brag about how much they drank last week. meh
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:08:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:

"No, daddy, I'm too young to drink vodka"



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:24:09 PM EST
There are two kinds of bastards in this world.
A drunk bastard, when you are sober.
And a sober bastard, when you are drunk.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:30:35 PM EST
The one I hear all time is:

"I have been sober for a while. I just smoke a little weed here and there, also I may drink on the weekends, also my doctor perscribed me Oxycottin for my back and some Adderol so I dont fall asleep... but that does not count."

Druggies.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:31:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By wolfstar:
Yep, they are as annoying as the people who have to tell you how much they drank last night.


+1.

Idiots that think that drinking beer until they can't walk straight is an equivalent accomplishment as banging a supermodel or creating a cold fusion reactor.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:48:00 PM EST
Man I am sooo hammered right now.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:49:11 PM EST
Congradufuckenlations.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:49:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By n3awalk3r:
Man I am sooo hammered right now.



+1
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:51:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
Probably a self-righteous alcoholics anonymous thing.


Probably.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:51:55 PM EST
Where do I apply for my 15 hour pin?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:00:28 PM EST
I reject the OP's original contention.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:01:22 PM EST
I'm completely somer. Totallly.

Have ben for since I went to bed.

Seriously, I hardly drink every day.

On a truly serious note, why worry about how sober someone claims to be? Drunks brag about how much they drink all the time like it's some kind of badge of honor. Let the sober do the same.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:06:42 PM EST
I think it's because they want a drink, but are trying to convince themselves not to have one.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:10:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By wolfstar:
Yep, they are as annoying as the people who have to tell you how much they drank last night.

Or the ones who start weird threads and then admit that yes, they're drunk.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:14:11 PM EST
I quit drinking over 18 years ago because I had a fondness for tequila which was getting the better of me. Nevertheless, I agree with the OP. All of my friends drink and it does not bother me, nor do I rage on them that sobriety is the best thing. It is the best thing for me I am certain, but I am not one to judge the actions of others based upon my personal habits.
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