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Posted: 10/5/2004 3:08:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:09:06 AM EDT
I dont know, but I let one at work yesterday and someone was complaining. I told them it wasnt even a real bad one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:10:18 AM EDT
If you watched Nickleodeon you would have the answer.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:13:07 AM EDT
methane
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:16:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
methane



Then why do some smell worse than others?

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:19:18 AM EDT
The amount of sulphur in your diet determines odor, foods like eggs, and meat are higher in sulphur, hence more stink per psi.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:19:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 3:31:48 AM EDT by wganz]
Methane is colorless and odorless. It is the rest of the nasties that are along with it that smell. Google is your friend. More than you ever want to know about flatulence. Also, Skatole is an offender.

wganz

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:21:06 AM EDT
You're basically expelling microscopic bits of shit into the air when you fart.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:24:25 AM EDT
It is the smell of garbage decomposing in your intestines...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:28:47 AM EDT
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:29:11 AM EDT
Thanks!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:51:43 AM EDT
doody
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:53:34 AM EDT
you expected perfume??
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:57:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:58:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rainman:
So deaf people can enjoy them too.



+1

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:02:14 AM EDT
You have no life, do you?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:08 AM EDT
It's God's little way of telling you NOONES perfect...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 4:13:07 AM EDT by Penguin_101]
Methane is the gas that comes from organic materials decomposing. If you go to an old dump they have the vent pipes sticking out of the ground, it will smell like methane. Methange is highly flammable so they vent it out of the ground to keep it from building up and exploding. Research the word S*** and learn more.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:39:22 AM EDT
Something smells funny in this thread!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:44:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 4:44:53 AM EDT by bblake00]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:44:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:47:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
You have no life, do you?



100% accurate.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:49:54 AM EDT
When someone farts, I tell them:

"Your voice changed, but your breath smells the same."
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:51:47 AM EDT

So deaf and blind people can enjoy them too.


I corrected it for you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:51:50 AM EDT
Because they're a product of your ASS.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:56:59 AM EDT
hardcase - blind people CAN HEAR.

I corrected you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:20:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Treelo:
When someone farts, I tell them:

"Your voice changed, but your breath smells the same."



i usually say SPEAK TO ME OLE TOOTHLESS ONE
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:35:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Methane is the gas that comes from organic materials decomposing. If you go to an old dump they have the vent pipes sticking out of the ground, it will smell like methane. Methange is highly flammable so they vent it out of the ground to keep it from building up and exploding. Research the word S*** and learn more.



Newer dumps vent the gas into a powerplant just like beyond thunderdome.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:39:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 7:40:52 AM EDT by Lumpy223]
nevermind
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:41:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rainman:
So deaf people can enjoy them too.



OMG
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:42:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tras:
Because they're a product of your ASS.



+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:51:00 AM EDT
Its ass air though a shit filter.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:53:42 AM EDT
If a bear farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does it stink?

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