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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:36:28 PM EST
"Dude, I am so drunk."
I'm sure, man. That's cool.
"No, dude, I am really drunk."
I know man, you've convinced me.
"No man, i am totally fuckin wasted right now. You can't believe how drunk I am."
Dude, i've been there. I know how you feel, just chill out.
"No, seriously, I am probably the drunkest person in the world right now. I have never been this fucking trashed."
...

repeat every single Saturday...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:39:37 PM EST
prepare for onslaught of 'cool story bro'
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:40:14 PM EST
Not sure but since I have cut way back I notice drunks get on my nerves pretty easy these days.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:41:27 PM EST
Sounds like the voices in Gene5's head arguing.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:41:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 4:42:46 PM EST by fossil_fuel]
preemptive CS,B:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:41:59 PM EST
I only had 2 beers
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:44:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:45:12 PM EST
Why do sober people who are easily offended by the actions of drunk people hang out with drunk people?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:45:53 PM EST
The mating call of the Southern Belle:

"I'm so DRUUUNK, ya'll!"

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:46:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hawken50:
Why do sober people who are easily offended by the actions of drunk people hang out with drunk people?


Exactly my thought. I don't hang out with drunk people for that reason.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:47:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By colklink:
Not sure but since I have cut way back I notice drunks get on my nerves pretty easy these days.


Since I quit drinking I really have noticed the affects of alcohol big time and they are all bad, particularly anyone with a drinking habit

and yes it does get on my nerves.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:48:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 4:49:03 PM EST by NineLivez]
Soooooo...how drunk are ya?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:49:06 PM EST
Pull a Kanye on them.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:51:09 PM EST
Yo, drunken tard...

I'm real happy for ya, and Ima let you finish, but Ted Kennedy was the greatest drunk of all time... of ALL TIME!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:51:52 PM EST
I drink as much as the next guy, probably a fair bit more, but I don't feel like I need to call or text message everyone on my contact list to tell them how drunk I am. I really don't understand why so many people feel the need to do so.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:54:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:59:23 PM EST

Bool Cory Stah
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:52 PM EST


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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:09:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:18:48 PM EST by NoStockBikes]
He just wants to have the excuse in place in case he gets up the courage to kiss you.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:12:38 PM EST
Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:22:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Marksman14:
Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.


Man I am soooooooo hammered right now......
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:24:28 PM EST
dude, i'm so drunk right now, i've been drinkin all night man

where is you're drink

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By n3awalk3r:
Originally Posted By Marksman14:
Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.


Man I am soooooooo hammered right now......

im not as think sas you drinked ai am. like said hearline, problay not nearly as funny when i r ead this in the moring. im going to bed. i need to opisss. knob creek and stuff. man i hate dwork kinda one of those steams of conciousnuess i dunno how to thell the spell that. better go to bed
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