Why did the chicken cross the road?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the  plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other  side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends,  that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become  gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort  out this  abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with  seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should  not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called in question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual, insecurity.

DR. LAURA
Because it was having amoral dilemma and had to mend fences as it was it chick's hen.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but  will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook  and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the  chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed  the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

AL GORE
To vote for me

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou  shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was  much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Why did the pervert cross the road?

That's funny.  Thanks for the laugh.

...his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

Good post LT. [beer]

Tyler

Why don't chickens piss?

[b]Imbroglio:[/b] "Was it a womenz chicken..?"

[b]FranktheSpank:[/b] "Was it pale with short featers..?"

[b]Fighting_Illini:[/b] "I don't know, but does that chicken have the ability to unlock my account..?"

[b]SteyrAug:[/b]  "I have a CDR of amateur videos that nasty little hen performed in...  Email me if you want a copy!"

[b]Righteous_Kill:[/b] "I don't give a damn about some stupid #&@%ing chicken.  Now BAN me dammit!"

[b]McUZI:[/b] "I have a rocket pistol, and the chicken doesn't!"

[b]GoatBoy:[/b] "As long as it'll have sex with a goat, I don't care what the fuck it crosses! =)"

[b]Blonde_Bombshell:[/b] "I've got much better breasts and thighs than that ole chicken, and my skin is radiant!"

Rosie: The chicken crossed the road for the children, dammit, for the children....




About the "why don't chickens piss?", 'cause chicken shit sounds better. hehehe



toast

The Chicken was getting the Fuck out of PRK/PRNJ/PRMD/PRMA so he could own an evil black rifle.

[b]Chimborazo:[/b] "Who cares about Righteous_Kill or the damn chicken...PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!"

lol

Because they EAT with their peckers.

^ BTT ^

Funny....

To buy bird seed for big bird.

[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/chicken.gif[/img][img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/bigbird.gif[/img]

To get t the other side??????????

Nah!  Too obvious.

Norm

[b]Johnny Cochran[/b] That's no damn chicken!...That's a fucking duck who cross the road!

I just you guys would take this to a new level. Hey antiUSSA, that was funny. I'm offended I wasn't in the line up though [:(]

I about lost a lung laughing at that one![:D]

ALL YOUR CHICKEN BELONG TO US!!

Sorry LordTrader...  being that it was YOUR thread, I thought it most appropriate to leave you out of it! [rolleyes]

Oh I get it. DOH!

All You Choking Chickens Are BE LONG To Us!!

BTT

It still cracks me up... LOL! [%|]

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What`s the matter colnel sanders?.......Chicken?...............[spank]

He heard the Ref was blowing fowls!

Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear?


'Cause his pecker is on his nose!

In Texas we know why
the chicken crossed the road.....

To show the Armadillo that it could be done.

What I missed one?
[img]http://a1980.g.akamai.net/7/1980/3432/ff90a613760051/www.kfc.com/images/col_bucket.jpg[/img]

"He may be 'Colonel Sanders' to you, but he's [b]Adolf Eichmann[/b] to us!" - the Chickens. [>]:)]

Because his tinfoil hat blew off and he succumbed to the evil mind rays of the black UN helicopters, aided by the gun banning NRA.

Because it was too far to walk around.