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Posted: 11/3/2004 8:51:19 AM EDT
Is he hoping for something to change in Ohio? Will he pull a Gore?
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:52:39 AM EDT
I noticed that too. Originally it was for 10:00 then they pushed it back to 13:00.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:53:30 AM EDT
He was going to give it at 0100 before he decided to give it at 0200.

Anything new here?
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:53:53 AM EDT
My local radio station (KGO in SF) has said the speech will now take place at 2:00pm EST (11:00am local PST)

-Niel
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:54:32 AM EDT
botox and prozax hasn;t kicked in yet...
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:54:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:54:35 AM EDT
Trying to find an out.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:54:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:54:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Clark1911:
I noticed that too. Originally it was for 10:00 then they pushed it back to 13:00.



He has pushed it back twice already then

1000
1300
1400

what is going on?
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:55:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hielo:
He was going to give it at 0100 before he decided to give it at 0200.



0100 - that's pretty early in the morning... how about 1300 or 1400 EST ?
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:55:32 AM EDT
Terayyyzzaa needed some more gin soaked raisins to make it through
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:56:02 AM EDT
One more flip flop for the road.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:56:42 AM EDT
Because they expected it to be closer and depend on law suits........

He never had one to begin with.......
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:56:48 AM EDT
He's trying to find his plan!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 8:58:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Niel:

Originally Posted By hielo:
He was going to give it at 0100 before he decided to give it at 0200.



0100 - that's pretty early in the morning... how about 1300 or 1400 EST ?



Damn, thats embarassing, I go to slap some loser down and get shown to be the inept slapdowner. Mea Culpa.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:01:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:03:36 AM EDT
Because he can't stop crying.....
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:06:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
i...uh...abdicate!...er...no, that's not right....ummm...i quit!...no, that ain't it...uhhhh...i have a PLAN to concede!...yeah! that's it!!!





Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:07:05 AM EDT
He wants his audience in Vietnam to be awake to see it live. What a dick.

"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."

Well John...we got yer duty right here.

First you will apologize to the American people and each and every Vietnam veteran individually who is still alive.

Then you will visit each and every grave site of every veteran and fall to your boney knees and beg forgiveness. You will trim the gravesites with your big donkey lookin' teeth.

Then you will go on worldwide television and confess that your entire adult life has been a sham all put up to give you the image of an honest and brave man. You will confess that you faked injuries, lied in reports and COLLABORATED with the scum of the entire Earth, the viet cong, in order to steal the presidency and give your worthless existence on this planet the reputation it never deserved.

You will then describe to a very competent artist, what Tah-ray-za looks like without her drawers on so he can illustrate it for the evening news.

When we're all done hurling chunks, you can clean it up with that damn Carhart jacket you're so fond of wearing.

Then, you will step in front of a moving bus. A fast moving bus.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:07:40 AM EDT
Wants to get some botox 1st!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:08:30 AM EDT
He keeps reheasing and rehearsing but he can't make it thru the entire speech without bursting into tears. Plus, Mama T gave him a black eye, a fat lip and a knot on the head, he's waiting for the swelling to go down and his makeup artist to arrive from the funeral home.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:08:30 AM EDT
Needs time to fix his hair.

Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:08:38 AM EDT
He is polling to see what to say in his concession drivel....
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:08:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mejames:
Because he can't stop crying.....




You beat me to it.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:12:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:17:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/3/2004 9:21:08 AM EDT by sum-rifle]
He might be too busy filing lawsuits to concede just yet.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:18:25 AM EDT
Maybe he's goose hunting...or is it a wild goose chase?
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:18:43 AM EDT
It was the wrong speech, at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:21:58 AM EDT
I bet he is so wadded up in a fetal position that they are giving him curare' shots to relax his muscles long enough to walk him in front of the cameras.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:22:28 AM EDT
Be fair, people. Even sKerry has his prioritys.

He is trying to get the credit cards back from his wife first!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:26:17 AM EDT
simple, really.



the speech isn't written yet.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:31:24 AM EDT

Will he pull a Gore?


He's too busy pulling Edwards one last time.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:32:18 AM EDT
His makeup is still running from the tears.....


CMOS
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:33:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:
It was the wrong speech, at the wrong place, at the wrong time.



NICE! Wish I had thought of that... Damn this is a GOOD DAY!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:38:20 AM EDT
sKerry just left his house to go to the speech
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:39:28 AM EDT


Gotta wait for TAH RAY ZA's meds to kick in so she doesn't start screaming about the traitorous commoners that have shut her out of the White House.

Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:40:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hielo:
He was going to give it at 0100 before he decided to give it at 0200.

Anything new here?



That would be 1300 and 1400.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:42:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Gotta wait for TAH RAY ZA's meds to kick in so she doesn't start screaming about the traitorous commoners that have shut her out of the White House.

news2000.libero.it/img2/fg/2004/2/10772061254x3TheresaHeinz_ap.jpg



"Traitorous commoners"? Nah, that's not her style. She'd be more likely to call us "motherfucking scumbag cocksuckers", classy lady as she is.....
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