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Posted: 9/10/2004 9:47:54 AM EST
I was at a recent concert with my girlfriend that had several lesbians in attendance. I noticed that most of the lesbians danced worse than I do. For reference I am a white 35 year old engineer ((((I CAN"T DANCE)))). Why can gay men and women dance well when most men and lesbians can't?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:48:57 AM EST
now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:49:16 AM EST
no batteries.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:53:07 AM EST
Tounge and groove makes it hard to move.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:54:38 AM EST
depends on what concert you were at. there are many different flavors of lesbian.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 9:59:14 AM EST
Sting and Anni Lennex.

These were large short haired manily lesbians.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:00:56 AM EST
They can't figure out which one is supposed to lead.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:00:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
Tounge and groove makes it hard to move.





Tounge IN groove makes it hard to move.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:01:08 AM EST
Because they are white guys in womens bodies!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:32:18 AM EST
Hard to dance when you're packin'.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:33:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:34:27 AM EST by ar50troll]
Their Mullet throws off the balance.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:33:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:34:24 AM EST by photokirk]
Because it's hard to cut a rug while you are munching one.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:47:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
there are many different flavors of lesbian.

Try them all!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:51:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:52:06 AM EST by MudBug]
The same reason that gay men a women make good interior designers, there's something in the diet of gay men and women (semen) that lesbians and straight men don't get in their diet (semen) that just helps them match colors and get jiggy with it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:54:14 AM EST
Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:57:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:57:58 AM EST by Hokie]

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:59:34 AM EST
What were you doing at a gay concert? That is the question I would be asking.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:59:40 AM EST
Because they want to be like guys.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:54:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By moxnix228:
What were you doing at a gay concert? That is the question I would be asking.



My girlfriend wanted to go.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:01:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.



ahh but you forget bi women. i've yet to meet one that can not dance.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:06:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!



we have to get back to the important things
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:23:36 AM EST
I wouldn't know...I've never paid attention to lesbians...
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:24:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 7:26:39 AM EST by squeezecockerp7m8]
Damn double tap...
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 9:55:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.



Holy shit.....that's the most logical thing I've seen here in a good while.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:00:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:00:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Their Mullet throws off the balance.
www.newfestival.org/images/data/NF_FILM/graphic/383.JPG



They get confused with their Mullet - see picture above.

As my daughter ones told me people with Mullets have it all - business in the front & party in the back - so they don't know which (the business or the party) should take over. It is an internal fight.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:01:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:10:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 10:10:40 AM EST by 1911lover]
Having a package containing a vagina, a penis, a pair of nuts and a bag in one small concentrated area, make it difficult to move very much. It makes them look dorkey and self-conscious when they try to boogie.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:17:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1911lover:
Having a package containing a vagina, a penis, a pair of nuts and a bag in one small concentrated area, make it difficult to move very much. It makes them look dorkey and self-conscious when they try to boogie.



Now..

That sounds like personal experience.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:21:14 AM EST
For the same reason they don't diet, It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:25:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
Sting and Anni Lennex.

These were large short haired manily lesbians.



Annie Lennex is married and has kids. Sorry.

Now Sting on the other hand.



Having kids and being married doesn't mean your not gay. Alot of celebs are gay, yet lead seemingly "normal" lives. It just doesn't get reported.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:43:56 AM EST
Most of the Lesbians in my neck of the woods wear Combat Boots……
……Ever tried dancing in Combat Boots?

Andy
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:50:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Because it's hard to cut a rug while you are munching one.



Carpet munchers hell, bet most of them are slick munchers.
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