Listen to this...
I work with this chick who just turned 24. She's kinda cute but married. Well, over the past couple of months I've been working on training her to support the systems that I support so that she can back me up and we can have a pager rotation (all of this was the boss's idea). So two weeks ago the boss comes out with an on-call rotation for the whole team. I'm on the first week, she's on the second week and the guy in India is on the third week, after that it goes back to me.
Well, yesterday this chick goes on-call. She has a couple of problems (maintenance weekend, people we're screwing stuff up), and she calls me a few times and I nurse her through. Well, today I got an e-mail from her carbon copying my boss, asking me to take over the rest of the week. Apparently she had to go out of town because she had some family troubles. But today at lunch I get the full scoop from her backup (this chick is primary support on another set of systems) that the reason she's gone is because she had a fight with her husband and went to stay with her aunt in Alabama for the week. No scheduled vacation, just hopped in the car and hauled ass. Now, I'm stuck with the pager for the rest of the week!
WTF!!! If she was a guy she would have had to sleep on the couch until she was ready to apologize and that would be about the end of it. Forget about "me time" or any of that shit. If she were a guy she would have had to be at work bright and early Monday morning and acting like everything at home was sunshine and gumdrops. But since she's a chick she gets to go play Thelma and Louise for God knows how long.
The only plus side is that depending on what her husband did she may not take him back, in which case I'm gonna try and score her on the rebound.