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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:17:24 PM EDT

WHY TERRORISTS COMMIT SUICIDE

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower. No chocolate cookies. No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:19:49 PM EDT

[#1]

Nice.

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:21:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:22:24 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

Those are not exactly the best selling points of the west.

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:27:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

Those are not exactly the best selling points of the west.

But they're damn nice in the south!

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:29:42 PM EDT

[#5]

I thought Muslims commit suicide because all the good jobs are taken up by foreigners working for Halliburton.

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:30:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

Those are not exactly the best selling points of the west.

Speak for yourself. I am kinda partial to BBQ, Burgers, Lobster, Crab, Gumbo, Jambalaya...

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:31:04 PM EDT

[#7]

They commit suicide because they are cowards.

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:42:43 PM EDT

[#8]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-10,GGLD:en&q=kamikaze+pilots&spell=1

Kamikaze pilots were often university students, motivated by obligation and gratitude to family and country.

On the whole the kamikaze pilots felt they were doing the right thing and wanted to complete their missions.

Posted: 9/21/2005 7:06:19 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I thought Muslims commit suicide because all the good jobs are taken up by foreigners working for Halliburton.

Nice !

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