Two weeks ago was my birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to leave for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.


As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know,it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two RUM & Cokes and enjoyed lunch tremendously. Afterwards, I had an eight year old Montecristo No. 2 with coffee. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said,

"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens
of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat... on the couch butt naked.

LMFAO!!!!  

Go on, don't stop with the story now.............

YOu trying to kill us??
Man that was funny!!

[smoke]

I'm guessing that was a JOKE!

hehehe love it, just sent it to a few of my coworkers.

...with peanut butter .... ?!?

( I take it you've all heard the peanut butter story.?)

Funny!

--LS

Yeah thats a good one. Like the one where the coworkers are throwing a suprise party for the woman in their office. A friend lets them in and they hide. They hear the woman come in the house and rustle around for a minute or two then they hear her call her dog. They pop out of the hiding place to see her with a gash full of peanutbutter and rover scarfing on it. Classic.

"A Gash full of peanut butter"

LOL!  You guys are killin' me!

That was indeed excellent, Sancho Panza!

Eric The(Laughing)Hun[>]:)]

S.P.
That almost killed me,Really.I was eatin m&m s and reading the story-when i got to the end,I was laughing so hard that I inhaled & coughed & managed to get one of em into my nose (ouch)
Really Funny

Thank you, gentlemen, thank you.

I have had a sh*tty day, until now.
This story made my day!
Thank You Sir!

That was good, I would have fired every body for that one.  So was the cake good or what?

After your wife throws you out of the house. Go back to your Secretary and ask her for the present you expected. Then find a good lawyer and protect your 25%

I got that joke in my email about a year ago. It made my day back then. Nice to see it again. CAPITALIST