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Posted: 11/26/2001 5:57:17 AM EDT
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure... 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. MOST IMPORTANT! ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOOoohhhhh Canada!! Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 6:04:51 AM EDT
It's great to be proud of your heritage and Canada has always stood by us (since 1812 anyway). But tell me about your somewhat restrictive gun laws? Seriously, what can you buy? Pistols, semi rifles, mag capacity. I've been meaning to ask what the laws in Canada actually are. 1*
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 6:05:02 AM EDT
[sleep]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 6:23:57 AM EDT
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The war of 1812 was a response to the the goddamn British boarding our ships and impressing (basically kidnapping into their service) our mariners. They couldn't find anyone from Great Britain willing to man their ships. No one in their right mind would voluntarily serve on one of His Majesty's Ships due to the brutal discipline and low pay. So yeah, we started it to assert our sovereignty to the British-SOMETHING CANADA HAS NEVER DONE IN ITS HISTORY!!!! It was the British who invaded sovereign United States and burned the White House, not the Canadians (Canada didn't even exist until the Brits let it exist). Don't make me laugh.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 6:51:02 AM EDT
Be proud! Canada is great, but there's only one, and only one TEXAS! Californian by birth, Texan by choice! [sniper]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 7:14:36 AM EDT
BTW, we really appreciate you hosers hanging on to your large French population! Vive la Quebec libre, or something like that! Whatever you do, don't let them come here! OK? Eric The(WeHaveOurOwn'Cajuns'AndTheyFeedUsWell!)Hu­n[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 7:19:37 AM EDT
Yeah, we don't want Quebec, those guys would just whine and complain that the laws are ineffective and we need more, and we already have the democraps. Eric, Cajun food is good [:D] Ice
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 7:23:17 AM EDT
C eh N eh D eh
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:03:50 AM EDT
Your list is all BS. Canadians can be proud of: 1. Hockey 2. Tim Horton's (donuts AND good sandwiches) 3. 'The Brass Rail' on Yonge St. in Toronto.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:09:16 AM EDT
The only great thing about Canada is that I get say and play "Blame Canada."
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:13:38 AM EDT
The Canadian Brass rocks, when in that classical mood. Ice
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:17:39 AM EDT
And what about Shreddies? Those things rocked. Ice
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:31:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure... 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. MOST IMPORTANT! ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOOoohhhhh Canada!! Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
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Although many are questionable, it's nice that you were able to fit them all on a list of 23. I don't think I could do the same for the U.S. Happy shooting. . . wait, can you still do that over there?
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:54:16 AM EDT
Why doesn't somebody start a why America is great thread and put this guy in his place?? Just kidding...I've never been to Canada so I don't know how it is..My bf has been to Toronto though and he says its cool...You forgot to add one thing to your list though, home of WWF wrestlers, EDGE, Christian, and Chris Benoit, along with the Hart family and Trish Stratus.. -Andrea
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:00:11 AM EDT
Canada RULES {only} because: {1}DirecTV does not have the legal right to broadcast their signal to Canada. and {2}Yet their signal blankets most of North America which includes Canada. therefore {3}Canadians have been very helpful to North Americans who want to learn how to decrypt that signal. {Not that I do this, of course . . . .}
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:26:11 AM EDT
24. Canadians make love doggie style so they can both watch the hockey game on TV.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:30:37 AM EDT
You left out St Catherine St.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:36:26 AM EDT
Does Canada have it's own military force?
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:39:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:40:24 AM EDT
Does Canada have it's own military force? depends on who you ask...
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:42:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
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I thought Beretta was the world's oldest company, or the East India Tea company perhaps? I doubt the Hudson's Bay Co is older than the mid 1600's.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 9:51:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/26/2001 10:15:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Striker: The Hudson's Bay Company, one of the oldest, still active companies in the world, was almost 200 years old when Canada was created in 1867. Since its inception in 1670, the Company controlled fully one-third of present-day Canadian territory.
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Okay, that makes sense. So the statement in the list is incorrect, should be changed to say 'one of the oldest' [:D] Beretta has been around since the 1500's, and the East India Company was created in 1600.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 10:34:24 AM EDT
Kanada Rulez? LMAO!!! Tyler
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 10:38:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:08:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of? 1. Smarties
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That's your number 1? LMAO.
4. Baseball is Canadian
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THAT can be debated.
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
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Ohh, la-dee fricken da.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure...
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Ummm, those were British troops...not hosers.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
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How many wars has Canada been engaged in again?
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
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Just not true.
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
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Yeah, but how many votes are there to count?
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:25:12 PM EDT
Canada invented Rush, which promptly ran away from home. Canada invented John Garand, who also ran away from home. Canada still has world class hunting and fishing. We sort of sit around in California's rural barber-shops reading about the fishing and hunting to be done in Canada. I would consider it the trip of a lifetime. My criteria for boasting is: Individual Canadians aren't qualified to boast unless they can actually build an igloo, without someone kibitzing. Send more beer and smoked salmon.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:26:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?... 5. Lacrosse is Canadian...
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The name might be, but the Game is American Indian...
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:44:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Add another one to the list the fact that Canada is better than america and that we aren't arrogant america loving fucks, who fuck our sisters and polute the environment.
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BCBUD, please chill out a little - no need to be so rude. This post was BEGGING to be flamed, and so be it; but we're all friends here. (I hope) Tyler
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:45:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Add another one to the list the fact that Canada is better than america and that we aren't arrogant america loving fucks, who fuck our sisters and polute the environment.
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I guess if you fuck your sheep instead of your sister, that makes you better? [;D]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:48:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LtMac313:
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Add another one to the list the fact that Canada is better than america and that we aren't arrogant america loving fucks, who fuck our sisters and polute the environment.
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I guess if you fuck your sheep instead of your sister, that makes you better? [;D]
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Wow, did you hafta consult a whole team of researchers and scientists to come up with that one? you degenerate fuck
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 12:54:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
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BTW, The American Pit Bull Terrier (yes, [u]AMERICAN[/u]) can easily KILL an entire "average dog sled team" [b]and[/b] the "full grown human", although it will take the APBT quite some time to finish such a large meal. [;)] Tyler
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:04:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Wow, did you hafta consult a whole team of researchers and scientists to come up with that one? you degenerate fuck
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Actually, I asked your mom.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:14:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: we aren't arrogant
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It ain't bragging if you can back it up.
(we don't) fuck our sisters
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Of course you don't fuck your sisters. I've been there and I know for a fact that your sisters are too busy taking care of us Americans to have any time to bother with you.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:20:53 PM EDT
And it was going SO well...
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:22:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:29:56 PM EDT
I think this was in the last Canadian thread. "Canada the fucken same as Mexico, just with snow".
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 1:52:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: Why doesn't somebody start a why America is great thread and put this guy in his place?? Just kidding...I've never been to Canada so I don't know how it is..My bf has been to Toronto though and he says its cool...You forgot to add one thing to your list though, home of WWF wrestlers, EDGE, Christian, and Chris Benoit, along with the Hart family and Trish Stratus.. -Andrea
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Triple H (Jean Paul Levasque) is also a Canadian. Still, not exactly something I'd go trumpeting around. [:D] God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 3:33:25 PM EDT
Why is it that is always the ones out there with the inferiority complexes that pop shit all the time. Ya Canada is a nice place and most Canadians are good Americans,,but please thats not much of a list.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 8:08:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: Why doesn't somebody start a why America is great thread and put this guy in his place?? Just kidding...I've never been to Canada so I don't know how it is..My bf has been to Toronto though and he says its cool...You forgot to add one thing to your list though, home of WWF wrestlers, EDGE, Christian, and Chris Benoit, along with the Hart family and Trish Stratus.. -Andrea
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Triple H (Jean Paul Levasque) is also a Canadian. Still, not exactly something I'd go trumpeting around. [:D] God Bless Texas
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I don't think he is canadian.. I thought he was from Connecticut LOL!! He may be french, but that doesn't make him Canadian!!!
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 3:25:33 PM EDT
Well GodBlessTexas is he or isn't he from canada?? -Andrea
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:11:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Add another one to the list the fact that Canada is better than america and that we aren't arrogant america loving fucks, who fuck our sisters and polute the environment.
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Better than America? Canada is the UK's lapdog. Just remember who's in charge of....well....most of the free world, in effect. When America says something, people listen, when Canada has something to say.... I'm sure someone notices.....somewhere...
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:15:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BCBUD: Add another one to the list the fact that Canada is better than america and that we aren't arrogant america loving fucks, who fuck our sisters and polute the environment.
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Originally Posted By Sumo2000: Better than America? Canada is the UK's lapdog. Just remember who's in charge of....well....most of the free world, in effect. When America says something, people listen, when Canada has something to say.... I'm sure someone notices.....somewhere...
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Other Canadians listen up... When beer is mentioned!
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 5:38:01 PM EDT
I learned this lesson. Any post that suggests that anything good/interesting has come from some other country other than the USA will get flamed. The flames are typical of that demonstrated in in this thread. Canadian wars: Boer War WW1 (1914-1918) WW2 (1939-1945) Korea Vietnam(unofficially, 50K Canadians joined US military) Gulf War Countless Peacekeeping actions since the '50s.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 6:08:19 PM EDT
Gee guys I'm touched!! Actually I thought that the list was sort of a joke. Mind you I was shocked that you guys do not have Smarties down there!! Much better than M&Ms!!!
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 6:23:19 PM EDT
Good Canadian stuff: Red River Cereal! Bad Canadian Stuff:.....ummmm.... C-68? Bad enough, eh? BTW I didn't know that Canada didn't have ANY environmental problems- news ta me!
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 6:27:37 PM EDT
Sure we have Smarties, even in NJ.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 6:32:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Norm_G: Sure we have Smarties, even in NJ.
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Thats good to know. Mind you I had a guest from Chicago over last month and she had NEVER heard of Smarties. She only had M&Ms. Smarties are much much better...
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 7:00:11 PM EDT
Add Canadian girls to that list. [:D] But... Subtract Bill C-42, the text of which is available at [URL]http://www.parl.gc.ca/37/1/parlbus/chambus/house/bills/government/C-42/C-42_1/C-42TOCE.html[/URL] Scroll down to section 5 - 'the explosives act' - even if you don't have explosives. Some highlights: -Inspectors may freely rampage through your home, business, automobile etc on suspicion that there might be so much as a single 'inexplosive ammunition component'. For those unfamiliar with newspeak, that means any bullet, cartridge casing or hull whether centerfire or rimfire, whether unfired or spent, or anything else that might possibly be discharged from the barrel of any firearm including a muzzleloading cannon. Loosely translated, that means the government has practically abolished the need for search warrants, especially for firearm owners. -Ordering brass, bullets and the like from the US? Not without government permission, comrade. Half million dollar fine, five years in prison. -Getting brass, bullets and the like from your buddy who got them from across the line or from the foreign factory which is the world's only remaining source for 7.65x55mm Bolshevik Express brass? Not unless your buddy got government permission, comrade. Same penalty. -Using your existing brass and casting your own bullets? Not unless you have government permission, comrade. Same penalty. And so on. Did I mention that each day you make or possess 'illicitly trafficked inexplosive ammunition components' (ordinary reloading components that have not been blessed by the powers that be) it's to be a separate indictable criminal offence? Read C-42 - it's in the same spirit as C-68 and perhaps even more dangerous. And order your bulk components today.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 7:02:34 PM EDT
Our Smarties are closer to Sweet Tarts, Canada is pretty cool and laid back, reminds me of America in the early 60's. The things I hate are the draconian gun laws and the high taxes. Plus it took you over 300 years to shed British rule.
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