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Posted: 6/1/2001 6:38:58 PM EST
Why...... Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why do they call it tennis? Only two or four people play.
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:41:58 PM EST
Why did you make this post? [:)]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:45:19 PM EST
Why did you respond? [8P]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:47:37 PM EST
Why do you answer every question with another question? [:)]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:49:50 PM EST
Why do we end with smilies? [moon]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:49:54 PM EST
Because.
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:51:58 PM EST
[b]Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?[/b] I do it all the time. LOL [>:/]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 6:53:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By Crookshanks: [b]Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?[/b] I do it all the time. LOL [>:/]
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Why do we look at the radio when we are trying to hear something?[?]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:09:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/1/2001 7:10:12 PM EST by lordtrader]
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? [i]your hair consist of dead cells therefore get bleached. Your skin get dark to protect itselof from the damage done[/i] Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [i]Combination of chemical reaction to fresh air and the lining within the bottle[/i] Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? [i] Its a fluke[/i] Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? [i]Because English is a fucked up language. Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway.[/i] Why is a boxing ring square? [i] If it was round, how can you go to your 'corner' in between rounds [@:D][/i] Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? [i]Old tradition to prevent or at least slowdown grave robbers.[/i] Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? [i]There is such a thing called heavy rainFALL[/i] Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? [i]Bill Gates is an ass. His way of fucking with what he believes to be common folks[/i] Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? [i]Not me[/i] Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? [i]Cause they broker investment with other investors or investment houses. They are also now called: Financial Consultant/Fin. Planners/Asset Mgr.[/i] Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? [i]Its designed to move every "second"[/i] Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? [i]Everyone is "rushing" to get away from work.[/i] Can fat people go skinny-dipping? [i]Yes, although it would be called "water displacement dipping"[/i] Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? [i]It is one of the few form of ID that combines a pic and birth date, and has been verified by an "alleged" governmental authority.[/i] Why do they call it tennis? Only two or four people play. [i]You forget about the judges, that is also part of the game[/i]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:14:12 PM EST
Do birds have lips?
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:16:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/1/2001 7:17:09 PM EST by Striker]
Originally Posted By kingcleophus: Do birds have lips?
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They have beaks Is that your final answer?[:)]OOPS sorry bout that lt. Hit the wrong button...Rookie mistake.
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:21:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:25:22 PM EST
Yes Striker, Final answer!!! I know I'm risking 64K but I do go home with at least 32K. Yes they have beaks,....Final Answer.
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 7:29:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 8:12:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/1/2001 8:13:35 PM EST by ParaPyroPig]
"Why ask why? Drink Bud Dry." P3[pyro][puke]
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 8:18:45 PM EST
Why am I so sexy? Becasue I am.
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 8:20:39 PM EST
Why did I take the time to read all of this? I can't believe I read the whole thing. Why when I could have had a V-8? Why don't more of us get a life?
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 8:43:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 9:29:53 PM EST
Why does every rose have a thorn? Why does every night have it's dawn? Why does every cowboy sing his sad, sad song?
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 9:34:49 PM EST
Why cant I think of something good to post here?
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 9:35:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By kingcleophus: Do birds have lips?
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Chickens have peckers. [:D] --Rooster
Link Posted: 6/1/2001 9:40:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Why does every rose have a thorn? Why does every night have it's dawn? Why does every cowboy sing his sad, sad song?
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ROFL!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 12:53:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 8:05:12 AM EST
Why do I keep getting suckered in on posts like this? OK I know the answer so don't bother telling me! [whacko]
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 3:10:52 PM EST
whyFUCKINGnot???????
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