I'm terribly famous...
With FrankSquid and Jojo-"That other Mall Ninja"
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Tolerating BRC papparazzi...
[img]http://www.mallninja.com/images/brcpics/brc29.jpg[/img]
Signing autographs for my thronging fans...
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The crowning achievement of my life, really-nothing else I have ever done has measured up to my status as The Mall Ninja. I may never again again soar to such heights of fame an notoriety in the firearms community, like Browning or Gaston Glock. If I only get my own TV show, book contract, cola endorsment and movie deal, perhaps due tribute to my fame and accomplishment will finally be realized. I can only hope the American public comes to it's senses and begins to worship and honor me full-time.
In all seriousness, Jim Scoutten lurks around here.
Juggernaut