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Posted: 1/1/2007 5:04:18 PM EDT

Who's the poorest member on ARF.com? How poor are you? Where can I send the donation?

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:04:55 PM EDT

[#1]

First post for sale.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:05:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:08:05 PM EDT

[#3]

I'm so poor i have less than 20k rounds stored up in 5.56, 5.45, and 7.62

Please help feed my addiction.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:09:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Define poor. I have a very low net worth (actually it's well in the negative range) but my income is pretty high.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:09:49 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Who's the poorest member on ARF.com? How poor are you? Where can I send the donation?

We're so poor we have to hang our toilet paper on the line to dry so we can use it again.

You can IM me for donation address

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:09:53 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
First post for sale.

I'll give you 3 internets.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:11:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
First post for sale.

I'll give you 3 internets.

I only deal in cookies.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:11:33 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I'm so poor i have less than 20k rounds stored up in 5.56, 5.45, and 7.62

Please help feed my addiction.

You mean....I'm suposed to STOCK ammo??? I currently own one box of target ammo, and one box of hunting ammo.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:11:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
First post for sale.

I'll give you 3 internets.

I'll give you 87 internets.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:11:45 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm so poor, I don't have the internet at my house.

Thats right. You heard me.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:12:24 PM EDT

[#11]

will work for ammo

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:12:41 PM EDT

[#12]

I am super poor right now.
Selling all my stuff.
I take paypal

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:14:25 PM EDT

[#13]

I eat one bean everynight i am poor

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:15:16 PM EDT

[#14]

.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:15:20 PM EDT

[#15]

I think the poorest member wouldn't sacrifice his dignity for your charity.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:15:22 PM EDT

[#16]

I usually scrounge up the bad rounds left over after a bunch of MG's just had a session.I can usually come up with 4-5 rounds of 9MM and 2-3 rounds of 5.56 after about an hours worth of scrounging.

One day I will have enough rounds to fill a 20 round mag for my Bushy,then the fun really begins!!!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:15:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm so poor i have less than 20k rounds stored up in 5.56, 5.45, and 7.62

Please help feed my addiction.

You mean....I'm suposed to STOCK ammo??? I currently own one box of target ammo, and one box of hunting ammo.

Yep. The more you have, the happier you are.

I need more. Much, much, much more.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:15:38 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm so poor I can't pay attention.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:17:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm so poor I can't pay attention.

you're so poor you couldnt afford a new poor joke.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:22:11 PM EDT

[#20]

We are so poor, when I saw my wife kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing.

She said "Moving."

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:22:22 PM EDT

[#21]

I've got ~$16,000 in Student Loans, No Job, No Friends (don't need nor want any) and am down to my last ~$2,000 in which I have to pay for tuition and books for next semester. It won't cover full time.

I may not be the poorest, but I'm in the running.

BTW, I've been living on my savings for the past 5 years, using only about $8,000/year for all expenses including school. My income from my job (student lab assistant) has been giving me a gross income of less than $2,500 per year (Yes this 2.5K is included in the 8K I've been living on.) This year iI earned less than $1,400 since a decision was made that no undergrads could be lab assistants; I lost my job last semester. I've not worked since September.

I don't own a house either.

Have I won yet ? ? ? ?

ETA, I only have 120 rounds of .223 loaded, 12 .38 Spl (I really should load some more), an M1 that needs a new barrel (badly), 20 rounds of 6.5x55, less than 50 .22 long rifle, my 308 has nothing, nor does my 1911, nor my .45 Colt. My .338 remains unbuilt.

Dave.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:22:58 PM EDT

[#22]

I'll take a $100

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:23:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Is someone talking about me in here?

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:23:37 PM EDT

[#24]

Hielo. He lost his entire bathroom fortune.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:24:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm so poor i have less than 20k rounds stored up in 5.56, 5.45, and 7.62

Please help feed my addiction.

You mean....I'm suposed to STOCK ammo??? I currently own one box of target ammo, and one box of hunting ammo.

doing better then me, I had to recycle the cardboard the boxes were made of so I don't even have empty boxes

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:24:42 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
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Winner. mjohn is so poor, his keyboard doesn't even work.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:25:42 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I've got ~$16,000 in Student Loans, No Job, No Friends (don't need nor want any) and am down to my last ~$2,000 in which I have to pay for tuition and books for next semester. It won't cover full time.

I may not be the poorest, but I'm in the running.

BTW, I've been living on my savings for the past 5 years, using only about $8,000/year for all expenses including school. My income from my job (student lab assistant) has been giving me a gross income of less than $2,500 per year (Yes this 2.5K is included in the 8K I've been living on.) This year iI earned less than $1,400 since a decision was made that no undergrads could be lab assistants; I lost my job last semester. I've not worked since September.

I don't own a house either.

Have I won yet ? ? ? ?

Dave.

Why not get a second job?
When you lost your first job last semester, why didn't you get a new job?

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:26:48 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
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Winner. mjohn is so poor, his keyboard doesn't even work.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:27:28 PM EDT

[#29]

I have 40 rounds of 7.62x39, but no gun to fire them from and no other guns of my own. I was saving for an AK, but it looks like all that is going to have to go towards school.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:27:43 PM EDT

[#30]

im so poor right now, im leaving my cardboard apartment, and writing this from a computer made from cardboard.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:28:15 PM EDT

[#31]

I'm poor. My wife has over 50 pairs of shoes and won't stop shopping. Not to mention, she watches every penny I spend.

Send help.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:29:02 PM EDT

[#32]

I'm so poor, I don't delete my cookies...I eat them.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:29:43 PM EDT

[#33]

I am so poor, I haven't eaten in a month. I have taken so many dirt baths and eaten so many wishmeat sammiches, I fart dust.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:30:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I am super poor right now.
Selling all my stuff.
I take paypal

Watcha got?

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:30:52 PM EDT

[#35]

I am shorter than a midget with no legs, I pull my empty pockets inside out and offer persons nearby to kiss a rabbit between the ears.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:31:08 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I'm so poor, I don't delete my cookies...I eat them.

I'm broker than the 10 commandments.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:32:40 PM EDT

[#37]

I literally own nothing I am so poor.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:33:18 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I am so poor, I haven't eaten in a month. I have taken so many dirt baths and eaten so many wishmeat sammiches, I fart dust.

Dude, but your ship comes in as soon as you unload all the knives and multitools on Ebay!

I jest, I jest.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:35:58 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got ~$16,000 in Student Loans, No Job, *snip*

I may not be the poorest, but I'm in the running.

*Snip*

I lost my job last semester. I've not worked since September.

Dave.

Why not get a second job?
When you lost your first job last semester, why didn't you get a new job?

Been looking. Also, being a full time engineering student does not leave a lot of time for work. Available work schedules conflicted with class schedules and homework time.

Dave.

Edit: Fixed Post.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:37:09 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm in the top few I'd say, maybe get to spend 5k a year on stuff i like. All but 2 guns i bought have been on layaway. I shoot Wolf I don't have a steady job just do odd jobs can't afford to move to a good job. I drive a Geo

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:43:02 PM EDT

[#41]

I'm so poor the Hobo's make fun of ME.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:48:59 PM EDT

[#42]

'm s pr, cn't ffrd ny vwls.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:59:01 PM EDT

[#43]

i'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:59:07 PM EDT

[#44]

We are so poor we only have 1 home made club for defence and when the wolf came to the door we clubbed him ate the meat and saved the money from the hide to buy a sat nite special

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:59:09 PM EDT

[#45]

I'm so poor i got to jack off to feed the cat

Bob

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:01:02 PM EDT

[#46]

I'm so poor that in my neighborhood, the rainbows only come in black and white.

I'm so poor that we couldn't afford tinsel for our Christmas Tree so we just waited for grandpa to sneeze.

We can't afford a TV so we all sit around and watch each other get skinny.

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:03:02 PM EDT

[#47]

I'm so broke, if it cost a nickel to shit, I'd puke

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:05:51 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
I usually scrounge up the bad rounds left over after a bunch of MG's just had a session.I can usually come up with 4-5 rounds of 9MM and 2-3 rounds of 5.56 after about an hours worth of scrounging.

One day I will have enough rounds to fill a 20 round mag for my Bushy,then the fun really begins!!!

The local SWAT team will leave literally 50-70 live rounds of .223 on the firing range. Every time they clear their weapons; they let the round fall to the ground and leave it there. They also rake up their brass into piles; but don't take it.

Obviously, they are my favorite SWAT team

Thanks to them, I have a lifetime supply of spent .223 brass and quite the stock of free Winchester .223 55 grain FMJ'ers.

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:06:00 PM EDT

[#49]

I have one round of 5.56

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:06:32 PM EDT

[#50]

And it's wolf

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