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Posted: 4/13/2006 6:35:41 PM EST
Look we are debating this issue at work here. People are like the Rock is bigger and stronger. I say Chuck Becuase he has the skill.


Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:38:28 PM EST
You call that a fight? The Rock is only alive because Chuck Norris hasn't decided to kill him yet.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:40:42 PM EST
???
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:41:30 PM EST
The Rock is a WWF wrestler.

Chuck Norris is a former Karate athlete.

Both are shitty actors. Though The Rock is slightly worse.

Chuck Norris does roundhouse kicks.

The Rock can raise each of his eyebrows independently of the other.

I'd say it would be a draw.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:41:48 PM EST
Round House Kick. Nuff said.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:41:51 PM EST
Wow.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:43:09 PM EST
dwayne johnson
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:45:35 PM EST
There was something similar to that idea in The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


C.H.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:46:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
You call that a fight? The Rock is only alive because Chuck Norris hasn't decided to kill him yet.


+1

and remember kids when Chuck Norris jumps in a pond Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:52:59 PM EST
chuck norris would roundhouse kick the rock into a rock.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:57:19 PM EST
The Rock carries around some pootie pie or some damn thing.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris puts the "Smackdown" on Rock's candy ass.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:00:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:01:16 PM EST
Is this when they were both in their prime, or now, when chuck is like 50?

If now, the rock would. He's stronger, younger. Chuck probably has arthritis now.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:07:31 PM EST
Chuck Norris doesn't get arthritis. He just gets sore knuckles from punching in faces.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:33:05 PM EST
Chuck is a legit brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu. It really wouldn't be that close of a fight.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:34:12 PM EST
HA! Chuck is at 87%
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:34:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
Chuck Norris doesn't get arthritis. He just gets sore knuckles from punching in faces.



Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:40:57 PM EST
Chuck Norris calls BS on you with a roundhouse kick to the sack.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:44:18 PM EST
The Rock needs to have his eyebrows shaved off so his career is ended. I hate him.

Don't even put him in the same league as Chuck Norris, please.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:51:40 PM EST
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:09:50 PM EST
Chuck is 66 years old..Rock would crush his arthritic bones
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:18:03 PM EST
The only way that the rock would even have a chance is if somebody shaved chucks beard while he slept.

But...everybody knows that chuck doesnt sleep.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:33:53 PM EST
Chuck is a world reknowned martial artist, who has studied MA almost as long as the Rock has been alive.

The Rock played football and lifts weights. That doesn't mean jack shit. Chuck would not only kick the shit out of him, but would probably choke him out on the ground.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:35:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By all4freedom:
Chuck is a world reknowned martial artist, who has studied MA almost as long as the Rock has been alive.

The Rock played football and lifts weights. That doesn't mean jack shit. Chuck would not only kick the shit out of him, but would probably choke him out on the ground.



Dont forget that The Rock is a slack-jawed faggot.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:39:14 PM EST
All who oppose the Chuck will suffer the wrath of the mighty roundhouse kick.

Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:44:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/13/2006 8:45:12 PM EST by TravisAKASloth]
Chuck Norris could kick both The Rock's ass and Vin Diesel's ass at the same time, while blindfolded.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:45:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By TravisAKASloth:
Chuck Norris could kick both The Rocks' ass and Vin Diesel's ass at the same time, while blindfolded.



and I can make double A zone hits on all three in less than 5 seconds
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:46:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By TravisAKASloth:
Chuck Norris could kick both The Rocks' ass and Vin Diesel's ass at the same time, while blindfolded, masturbating, and doing a handstand




fixed
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 9:10:25 PM EST
They are both actors. WGAF.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 9:14:56 PM EST
Chucky D

P.S. Ottawa sucks.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 9:25:47 PM EST
Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity TWICE!!! Need I say more?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:53:50 PM EST
Back by Popular demand.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 3:08:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
You call that a fight? The Rock is only alive because Chuck Norris hasn't decided to kill him yet.




A BIG +1
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 5:55:49 PM EST
Draw, same with Norris vs the Gunny and Norris vs Nugent and Norris vs Bauer
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 5:56:46 PM EST
Here is a better match-up -


Chuck Norris

vs.


Chesty Puller
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:01:32 PM EST
Voted for the Rock but only because Chuck is older than me, and the Rock is a BIG youngster. Twenty years ago Chuck would've kicked his butt. (Of course just about any adult can beat a 10 year old.)
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:05:17 PM EST
Roundhouse kicks are no match for The People's Elbow.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:17:30 PM EST
My vote goes for the girl that holds up the "round" sign. I surrender.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:20:13 PM EST
Chuck would, hands down. Why? Because he would grab a Ruger Model 77 bolt action rifle with NO SIGHTS and NO SCOPE and would shoot the Rock's balls off. How do I know this? Because I saw him do it on an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger".

They seriously need a technical firearms consultant on that show.


Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:31:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/14/2006 6:36:11 PM EST by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By Arkansas_Rocketman:
Chuck would, hands down. Why? Because he would grab a Ruger Model 77 bolt action rifle with NO SIGHTS and NO SCOPE and would shoot the Rock's balls off. How do I know this? Because I saw him do it on an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger".

They seriously need a technical firearms consultant on that show.






Never, NEVER, underestimate the power of Chuck Norris when he has a bolt action rifle. NEVER!


Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:37:06 PM EST
The Rock.


Chuck plays patty cake
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 6:39:54 PM EST
I just got off the phone with Chuck.

He's not happy with all this who can kick who's back-side.

He would like us to leave him out of these topics. He only wants to be in posts that praise him for being Chuck Norris.

Now, carry on.


___________________________________________________




Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:05:34 PM EST
I don't even understand how this is a question. Have you guys forgotten Steven Seagal?
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 3:40:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By wookie1562:
I don't even understand how this is a question. Have you guys forgotten Steven Seagal?



Steven Seagal can't even hold up Chuck Norris's jock strap.

btw, Seagal's stuff is hollyweird material.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 3:41:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By wookie1562:
I don't even understand how this is a question. Have you guys forgotten Steven Seagal?




That fat piece of shit could not fight his way out of a crowded booth at Denny's.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 3:52:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/15/2006 3:52:46 PM EST by Orygunman]
The Rock couldn't pack grandpa Chuck's lunch, not even in the same league. I doubt The Rock could last five minutes in a Toughman or Ultimate fighting arena.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 3:58:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Arkansas_Rocketman:
Chuck would, hands down. Why? Because he would grab a Ruger Model 77 bolt action rifle with NO SIGHTS and NO SCOPE and would shoot the Rock's balls off. How do I know this? Because I saw him do it on an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger".

They seriously need a technical firearms consultant on that show.






Never, NEVER, underestimate the power of Chuck Norris when he has a bolt action rifle. NEVER!


xzodus.com/gifs/norris.gif



THAT is the best animated gif in ARFCOM history
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 4:02:11 PM EST
Feh... SquatDog would eat both of them for breakfast then shit them out before lunch.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 4:08:17 PM EST
The Rock.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 4:09:14 PM EST
Butterbean would beat them both


Link Posted: 4/15/2006 4:15:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
You call that a fight? The Rock is only alive because Chuck Norris hasn't decided to kill him yet.



this thread might cause Chuck Norris to prove the author wrong. and yes, Chuck Norris knows about this thread. He knows about all threads.

Poor Rock.
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