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Posted: 4/20/2002 4:59:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2002 5:09:06 PM EDT by sgtar15]
Let me tell you about my day. My 8 year old daughter is cuurently on her first slumber party. Earlier, my 14 y.o. son had a 15 y.o. girl over at the house. This girl kept refering to me as Mr. the whole time she was here!!!! I thought [i]my[/i] father was at the house! How did this happen? When did my sweet little angelic children start to grow up so fast?? [b]Damn I am feeling old....and I am only 37!![/b] Enjoy your children while you can, because they grow up very, very, very fast. I hope I can sleep tonight without worring about my little girl...heck, I miss her already. Sgt[i](Iamnowofficallyadad)[/i]ar15
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:04:50 PM EDT
I hated when people first started calling me "Mister Stealth" [:D]. When the hell did I become one of "them"? I'm a 38 year old boy. I don't need the responsibility that comes with another title. [:D]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:14:38 PM EDT
37!! 38!! You guys are geriatric![:D] Unlike me, at 27, I'm in my babymakin' prime! [sex] Just kidding guys, don't flame me into oblivion.[flame]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:17:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunbert: 37!! 38!! You guys are geriatric![:D] Unlike me, at 27, I'm in my babymakin' prime! [sex] Just kidding guys, don't flame me into oblivion.[flame]
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Enjoy it while it last sonny!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:18:32 PM EDT
Sounds like your boy is smart. Keep reminding him to go for the older women!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:20:57 PM EDT
I know what you mean. I don't get called Mr. very often, but I do hear a lot of sirs nowadays. My son just had his 12th birthday and my daughters 14th is the 28th of this month. I think it's part of a kids job to make his/her parents remember that they are not 21-25 years old any more, even if we still think we are.[:)]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:24:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hydguy: Sounds like your boy is smart. Keep reminding him to go for the older women!!
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My 14 y.o. son is 6'5", I don't think the girls really care about his age. He likes the older ones because they are more "curvy"....man, I think I might have to have another talk with him. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:26:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:35:11 PM EDT
Gosh George, maybe if you didn't walk all hunched over and take 5 minutes to sit down or get out of a chair they wouldn't think you were such an old fart. [:D]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 5:42:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By Gunbert: 37!! 38!! You guys are geriatric![:D] Unlike me, at 27, I'm in my babymakin' prime! [sex] Just kidding guys, don't flame me into oblivion.[flame]
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Enjoy it while it last sonny!! Sgtar15
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27! I'm 39 and just put my 2-year old to bed. Ah, who am I kidding?...I'm tired.
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 6:05:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: 27! I'm 39 and just put my 2-year old to bed. Ah, who am I kidding?...I'm tired.
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I've got a 3 year old. I hear ya.
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 6:19:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pthfndr: Gosh George, maybe if you didn't walk all hunched over and take 5 minutes to sit down or get out of a chair they wouldn't think you were such an old fart. [:D]
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Hey PTHFNDR, guess how many fingers I am holding up?[;)]...Kidding of course. Anyone see my cane??? Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 6:32:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2002 6:33:17 PM EDT by Striker]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:07:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:12:26 PM EDT
I'm 39 with two grandkids ![>(]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:18:14 PM EDT
Well, a sure sign of being an old fart, is owning one of those devices that have the day of the week on em for your meds. :(
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:22:38 PM EDT
You guys are lucky!!{>(] Try being 47 and putting your 4 y.o. twin girls to bed.[bounce][bounce] Wouldn't know what to do with myself without those little angels (sometimes).[O:)][O:)]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:24:02 PM EDT
Lets try it again, DUMMY! You guys are lucky!![>(] Try being 47 and putting your 4 y.o. twin girls to bed.[bounce][bounce] Wouldn't know what to do with myself without those little angels (sometimes).[O:)][O:)]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 7:57:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 8:12:55 PM EDT
Got this in e-mail today and thought it sorta fit. 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-size bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella, plus you watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie: the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff. 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again'. 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 8:49:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GWF: Got this in e-mail today and thought it sorta fit. 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them. 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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DAMN!!!! These three really hurt [>(] [>(] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 10:48:44 PM EDT
Buncha babies! Try being 51 with 3 kids 11, 7, and 4. What in the hell was I thinking?? [shock]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 11:18:38 PM EDT
Isn't it wonderfull to get old and know your daughter will have the chance to experience what its like to get cheated on by a guy not worth the sweat off your ass and your son will get to have the chance to experience his first blowjob. Maybe you'll even live long enough to witness their first divorces! Ah, the wonders of getting old in the 21st century![>:/]
Link Posted: 4/20/2002 11:47:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunbert: 37!! 38!! You guys are geriatric![:D] Unlike me, at 27, I'm in my babymakin' prime! [sex] Just kidding guys, don't flame me into oblivion.[flame]
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And I was freakin out about turning 22 this May!
Link Posted: 4/21/2002 4:22:31 AM EDT
And I go this in this mornings e-mail: The Perks of being over Fifty 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4) People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7) Things you buy now won't wear out. 8) You can live without sex but not without glasses. 9) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 10) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 11) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 12) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14) You sing along with the elevator music. 15) Your eyes won't get much worse. 16) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff, and that bundle you've spent on life insurance is starting to look smart, too. 17) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000. 18) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 19) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 20) A thirty year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam. 21) You won't remember who sent you this list.
Link Posted: 4/21/2002 8:09:04 AM EDT
17) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000.
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Ever since my back operation (double level fussion) I can easily tell 24hrs in advance when it is going to rain.[%|] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/21/2002 11:36:11 PM EDT
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