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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:45:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:49:22 AM EDT
[#1]
Nope.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:50:13 AM EDT
[#2]
You left it in the kitchen.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:52:38 AM EDT
[#3]
I did. You ugly bastard. Now go make me a sammich...
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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:55:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Your last patient.
But don't worry, she'll be back in a month complaining of a funny feeling in her cooch. |
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Posted: 12/25/2005 12:58:46 AM EDT
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I didn't steal it, but I have plans to get a universal and sit outside your window and change the channel on you. I figure that changing it to Lifetime just when the car chase in Ronin starts would be a funny time.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 1:01:31 AM EDT
[#6]
Bastards!
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Posted: 12/25/2005 1:03:03 AM EDT
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Where's my sammich bitch. Don't make me slap you with a speculam(sp?) that just came out of a rotten cooch. |
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Posted: 12/25/2005 1:05:47 AM EDT
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Bend over and I will show you what a master can do with that speculum. We will save you some steps and I will shove that sammich in there for you. 
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Posted: 12/25/2005 1:12:41 AM EDT
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The last time you did that your boyfriend got pissed at you and made you toss the dinner salad for a week. I like tuna get to the kitchen...or no grape jam for you. |
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Posted: 12/25/2005 2:43:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Did you look in my couch?
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Posted: 12/25/2005 2:45:01 AM EDT
[#11]
GIS for 'Remote Theif':
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Posted: 12/25/2005 2:54:51 AM EDT
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Yep, that's an easy one. Couches are evil creatures that prey on a man's most cherished pocession the remote. Like the witches of lore and children, they lure them in and eat them whole.  The recliner is almost as bad. They are like the large trolls that snatched children from their bridges. 
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Posted: 12/25/2005 3:02:45 AM EDT
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Did you look in the charger for the cordless phone?
How about the fridge? Leave it in the bathroom? |
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Posted: 12/25/2005 3:32:33 AM EDT
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I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T HAVE IT! So, I tried to swallow it.
www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Swallowed-Cell-Phone.html
Don't like the Frige man see you spell it like that!  He's like the clip nazis!
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Posted: 12/25/2005 8:07:09 PM EDT
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OK you insensitive bastards, I finally found it, It was wedged between to parts of the sectional. You have to understand a man without a remote is not man at all. And I dont have kids to use as remotes either.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 8:12:29 PM EDT
[#16]
ok then, where is mine??
its been missing all day... 
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Posted: 12/25/2005 8:16:03 PM EDT
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This girl I just met left a remote on my night table
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