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Posted: 9/30/2011 4:34:58 PM EDT
Yep, I fucked it up again.

Is it any wonder I can't get boiled eggs to peel right?

This ARfer is no expert chef.............
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:35:44 PM EDT
At least you didn't burn the place down.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:36:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 4:36:36 PM EDT by JBlitzen]
How does one rock cardboard? Do you move it gently back and forth?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:38:01 PM EDT
I don't know if I've done that or not...most frozen pizza tastes like it's on cardboard already.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:40:44 PM EDT
Don't think I have myself but I know I have been to a house fire that was caused by someone attempting to cook that particular item in the same manner
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:45:04 PM EDT
I've done it, and realized shortly after. It can be a chore to get the cardboard out after shit melts to it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:45:32 PM EDT
I have done it 4 times in the past 10 years. I only realize I did it when I try to run the pizza cutter across the sheet. It doesn't cut worth a shit and I end up saying outloud, "what the FUCK? Piece of shit cutter won't even cut the damn........oh.....fuck, it was *me* again....."
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:46:25 PM EDT
Where's that pic of Homer setting a bowl of cereal on fire....
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:51:35 PM EDT
Did it once. But in my defense I was stoned as all hell at the time.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:54:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XMM:
Yep, I fucked it up again.

Is it any wonder I can't get boiled eggs to peel right?

This ARfer is no expert chef.............


Cool the eggs , but dont cool them for too long. Cool for too long and they stick
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:54:29 PM EDT
All of 'us' dumb enough to eat frozen regularly have done it at least twice.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:55:52 PM EDT
I like to use the box as a plate

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Link Posted: 9/30/2011 4:58:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By XMM:
Yep, I fucked it up again.

Is it any wonder I can't get boiled eggs to peel right?

This ARfer is no expert chef.............


Cool the eggs , but dont cool them for too long. Cool for too long and they stick


This is a mind-fuck. I have started threads on the topic and am now convinced that the eggs have to be at least 4 weeks old before boiling. Anything younger and I botch it up.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:01:01 PM EDT
Iowa doesn't get along with pizza. Ever notice there are not many good old-school pizza joints?

That's why I'm having beer with beans and chili.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:06:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Brassoe:
Iowa doesn't get along with pizza. Ever notice there are not many good old-school pizza joints?

That's why I'm having beer with beans and chili.


Pizza Ranch does get old.......

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:06:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
I like to use the box as a plate

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Same here and I've had frozen pizza for 30 some odd years and never cooked the cardboard...yet.

Danny
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:08:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Brassoe:
Iowa doesn't get along with pizza. Ever notice there are not many good old-school pizza joints?

That's why I'm having beer with beans and chili.


What kind of beer? bet you can't top me for shitty brew. Busch Light. Don't make me post a pic of my pizza and beer.......

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:08:54 PM EDT
I hate the ones where the cardboard is about 1" less is diameter than the pizza. Every once in a while those fuckers get me.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 5:09:02 PM EDT
Not even when drunk.

But, I tend to make my pizza from scratch. Pizza dough is a snap to make, and it is SOOOOOOOO much better.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:19:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By Brassoe:
Iowa doesn't get along with pizza. Ever notice there are not many good old-school pizza joints?

That's why I'm having beer with beans and chili.


What kind of beer? bet you can't top me for shitty brew. Busch Light. Don't make me post a pic of my pizza and beer.......

Beer is still incoming, but will be New Belgium Ranger and Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

You said it yourself, Busch Light Need to upgrade, man. I'm up north with the small HyVees(no real liquor stores) and we have a good selection of brews.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:23:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:24:03 PM EDT by MVolkJ]
Can't say I've ever done that. I have, however, woken to find a beer bottle in the medicine cabinet and the Motrin bottle in the fridge. Not one of my best nights.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:26:33 PM EDT
You're not supposed to cook it that way?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:28:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bcw107:
Where's that pic of Homer setting a bowl of cereal on fire....


Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:30:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JBlitzen:
How does one rock cardboard? Do you move it gently back and forth?


I think he means he runs cardboard with his pizza.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:18 PM EDT
The rare times I make it now (don't do carbs), sliding it off the cardboard onto the rack is part of my ingrained, decades-old process.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:36:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XMM:
Yep, I fucked it up again.

Is it any wonder I can't get boiled eggs to peel right?

This ARfer is no expert chef.............


Get a large ceramic or marble tile, and cook the pizza on that. you might need to slime it up with olive oil then dust it with coarse cornmeal.
Electric oven? Use a thermometer and preheat. Then set the timer for 1/4 the time reccomended and rotate the pizza, to make it cook evenly.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:38:13 PM EDT
Whatever you do don't get drunk and put a pizza in the oven and then lay down on the couch to wait for it to get done.

You'll wake up to a piece of charcoal in the oven.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:38:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bobelk99:
All of 'us' dumb enough to eat frozen regularly have done it at least twice.


This.

I stopped eating frozen pizza after doing it a few times.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cole2534:
I like to use the box as a plate

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Good idea if I start eating frozen pizza again.
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