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Posted: 11/5/2015 4:50:45 PM EST
That time of year again. I need two gifts, I already got 1lb of lucky charms marshmallows. Still need one more, trying to keep it under $20
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:53:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2015 4:55:22 PM EST by Jayne_Cobb]
Haribo sugar free gummy bears.

A bottle of insanely hot pepper sauce.

Arfcom membership (not <$20)
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:56:03 PM EST
Gift cards for everyone. Best if they are loaded pre paid visas so they can be used anywhere.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:56:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2015 4:57:57 PM EST by Mall-Ninja]
FPNI - sugar-free gummy bears.


ETA - one year an Indian coworker went home for thanksgiving, when he came back he had a whole bag full of white elephant paper weights for the office.

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Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:57:13 PM EST
Batteries, with a tag that says "--gift not included."
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:58:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 4:59:35 PM EST
.22 lr
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:00:15 PM EST
kangaroo nutsack
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:01:03 PM EST
Random (unidentifiable) magazine for a gun the recipient doesn't have.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:01:10 PM EST
Get the "Squatty Potty" as a gift.

Maybe a Penis Pump?
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:02:37 PM EST
Yellow Tall is always a good choice.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:02:57 PM EST
Obama Chiapet
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:09:03 PM EST
Extension ass wiper for really fat people-so you can reach real far back-
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:11:12 PM EST
FPNI - 5lb bag.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:13:33 PM EST
mini remote control helicopter
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:15:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:15:43 PM EST
How about a pet rock?

White elephants are so fuggin stupid.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:15:48 PM EST
If you do the gummie bears or worms, leave them on your dash in the sun so they turn into gummie wad.

Go to the local head shop and get a bong, put flowers in it and pretend you don't know what it is.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:16:45 PM EST
penis-shaped gummy bears. Amazon carries them.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:17:59 PM EST
Go to a book outlet store. Find the corniest book or video possible. I did that once in 1997 or so, and found a Rico Suave VHS tape. RRRRRICO.... Suavayyyyy
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:21:17 PM EST
2 years ago at the height of the panic somebody threw a roughed-up GI mag into the White Elephant pile. Nearly caused a riot. You'd have thought it was a gold brick. Half the people were simply confused and the other half were fighting for it like hyenas.

Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:21:48 PM EST
A buck eye. No, not a buckeye, a buck eye.

When i was 14, we had a white elephant gift exchange amongst a number of families that were close friends. One of the gifts that someone brought was a frozen buck's eye that they kept from the previous years hunt, veins, tissue and nerves, all still happily attached and visible, nestled in a "custom" glazed clay container. This spectacular gift was left in the freezer for an entire year, preserved, specifically so that it could be wrapped up and foisted off on some unlucky bastard who would then be royally fucked because no one would want to trade for this disgusting, creepy, borderline vomit inducing "gift".

I'll bet you'll never guess who that unlucky bastard was.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:31:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ludicrous_Speed:
A buck eye. No, not a buckeye, a buck eye.

When i was 14, we had a white elephant gift exchange amongst a number of families that were close friends. One of the gifts that someone brought was a frozen buck's eye that they kept from the previous years hunt, veins, tissue and nerves, all still happily attached and visible, nestled in a "custom" glazed clay container. This spectacular gift was left in the freezer for an entire year, preserved, specifically so that it could be wrapped up and foisted off on some unlucky bastard who would then be royally fucked because no one would want to trade for this disgusting, creepy, borderline vomit inducing "gift".

I'll bet you'll never guess who that unlucky bastard was.
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Dude, I'd have encased that in some Lucite and proudly displayed for life.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:34:54 PM EST
A used thigh master? Look at the good will stores.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:35:45 PM EST
Shake-Weights.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:41:31 PM EST
five gallon bucket of pickles from Sams

Pretty much any huge, bulk food item from Sams works
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:41:55 PM EST
Man Can. Sented candles for men, sents such as cigar, coffee, leather and so on.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:42:06 PM EST
I say you buy a White Elephant...
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:46:00 PM EST
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.22 lr
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10 rounds wont get you very far.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:47:28 PM EST
MREs

Go to a Chinese take-out place, buy one of their little plants / fountains / lanterns. Sometimes they have really goofy stuff.

Same goes for the Asian grocery.


Link Posted: 11/5/2015 5:58:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2015 6:01:06 PM EST by edb66]
Raccoon pecker toothpicks.

:)
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:00:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MRSRugerlvr:
Batteries, with a tag that says "--gift not included."
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That is great.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:06:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2015 6:08:32 PM EST by slimslade]
For your favorite moderator!


Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:09:52 PM EST
Truck nuts.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:10:28 PM EST
Canned polar bear meat

That's what I'm giving this year.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:11:20 PM EST
Paintings from Goodwill or similar.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:13:22 PM EST
Scratch off lotto tickets.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:14:25 PM EST
America already got Obama, why would you burden your co-workers any more?
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:20:03 PM EST
http://youtu.be/rwIJlEsIVZQ


You can thank me later......
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:23:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Malhass:
Scratch off lotto tickets.
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Guy at work brought a few to a Christmas party.
Secretary won $500. He was kinda pissed.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:48:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:49:09 PM EST
I got a "make your own salami" kit. But it wasn't a white elephant gift.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 6:51:31 PM EST
Keep it way under $20 with these gift cards:

Link Posted: 11/5/2015 8:46:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slimslade:
For your favorite moderator!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_Q/TK5wz99XrVI/AAAAAAAAGSg/O0Av1kC-YM0/s1600/narwhal2.jpg
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I actually gave this about three years ago
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 8:54:20 PM EST
This was the bomb last year.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 9:26:07 PM EST
LED light bulbs will be my go to for every "wtf do we get for.....?" question this year.
Link Posted: 11/5/2015 9:28:12 PM EST
How about a small stuffed white elephant?

Link Posted: 11/5/2015 9:29:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Malhass:
Scratched off lotto tickets.
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Link Posted: 11/5/2015 9:42:48 PM EST
$20 buys 3-4 decent cigars.

They always go over well. People want them for their NYE parties.
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