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Quote HistoryYou know, funny story.. Waaaaay back in HS I had a party. There was some beer bonging going on. Well, a friend decided he'd give it a go and loaded up 3 or 4 beers and started chuggin. Some fool thought it would be funny to pour a pint of tequila into the funnel as he almost finished. Seconds later there was a flurry of activity.
A deep guttural noise emanated from said friends belly. A noise that sort of sounded like distant thunder. Or a herd of galloping horses. In the next seconds to come he jumps up from the knee he took to perform this beer bong. Somehow he managed to yell profanities to everyone whilst spewing the most disgusting color and smell of vomit I've ever seen, even to this day. The kitchen was covered in beer and tequila, some pizza chunks, and lord knows what else. The floor was like black ice, everyone falling trying to run away from this fire hydrant of yellow pepperoni laced stream of bile. Girls screaming and vomiting into their mouths, guys laughing their asses off and well, vomiting too. Fuck me that took some cleaning up that night.