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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:18:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 2:05:47 PM EST by axl]
I figure what the hell. Ten- eleven million ignoring federal laws, openly flaunting it and nobody doing shit but weaseling like the political prostitutes they are. How in the shit a LEO can arrest someone for a speeding ticket or pot and keep a straight face when the whole damn legal structue of this once great country is being corrupted by Mexico is beyond me. I bet if you were to have a testosterone test done on our ball less wonders in DC results would indicate a severe yeast infection. I can see it now:

"License, registration, proof of insurance, please. Mr. Grady, you were driving fifty nine in a fifty five speed zone."

" ____ you Barney. Seven thousand damn mexicans just drove by with no license, no insurance, expired tags, and no documentation. Who's the problem here?"

" Step out of the car, please. Turn around and place you hands on the roof. "

" I hope my dog bites your ass before you shoot him"

In fact, I have more respect for prostitutes than our so called elected politicians. At least they are open about the fact they are going to screw you when they take your money.I swear, I'm going to start a concrete block political party. Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


rk
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:19:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 11:19:34 AM EST by The_Macallan]

I choose to ignore the laws of physics.

ouch!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:19:52 AM EST
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:20:54 AM EST
Public urintaion.

"Howdy neighbor!"
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:21:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 11:21:54 AM EST by HarrySacz]

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...



That sounds good to me.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:23:01 AM EST
NFA!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:24:30 AM EST
I think technically the Executive Branch has perpetrated a fraud on immigration control. At the least, congress is complicit.

If you could bring suit you'd have a good case, like if your contractor built an imaginary wall and charged you for it.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:25:14 AM EST
Laws of the strip club....

"Gonna touch some boobies!!!!!"
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:26:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By nightstalker:
I think technically the Executive Branch has perpetrated a fraud on immigration control. At the least, congress is complicit.

If you could bring suit you'd have a good case, like if your contractor built an imaginary wall and charged you for it.



I wonder if ARFCOM has the resources to collectively launch a suit based on this matter?

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:26:45 AM EST
I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:32:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Herr_C4:
I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.



500 feet? What if you're in a "dense" area with intersections less than 1000 feet apart? Are you stuck in your lane?

I'll probably ignore the speed limit, like every other day. I don't usually speed much, but I don't really go by the signs, I go by the road. I'm also finishing my basement without a building permit, which I'm probably supposed to have.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:34:03 AM EST
I'm going to get a clump of dirt and drop it on a designated wetland.

They'll put me in jail for 20 years but let the illegal aliens suck off the government teet and break whatever laws they want.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:34:31 AM EST
I respect the law as described by the boundaries of individual rights of those around me, beyond that the law is but the tyrants will nothing more than a system of violence and plunder.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:35:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By axl:

"License, registration, proof of insurance, please. Mr. Grady, you were driving fifty nine in a fifty five speed zone."

" Fuck you Barney. Seven thousand damn mexicans just drove by with no license, no insurance, expired tags, and no documentation. Who's the problem here?"

" Step out of the car, please. Turn around and place you hands on the roof. "

" I hope my dog bites your ass before you shoot him"




Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:39:09 AM EST
IBN_... Never mind...
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:40:08 AM EST
I'm going to cross into Mexico illegally
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:40:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
IBN_... Never mind...




Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:40:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...



That is caliente!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:40:56 AM EST
Just the speed limit.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:41:28 AM EST
THe laws of ARFCOM. I'm going to post some Pr0n!

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:45:09 AM EST
tag nice rant!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:46:30 AM EST
I will not come to a complete stop at a stop sign that I make a right turn on on my way home from work this evening!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:48:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By Herr_C4:
I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.



500 feet? What if you're in a "dense" area with intersections less than 1000 feet apart? Are you stuck in your lane?

I'll probably ignore the speed limit, like every other day. I don't usually speed much, but I don't really go by the signs, I go by the road. I'm also finishing my basement without a building permit, which I'm probably supposed to have.



Huh? My traffic school instructor said you could change lanes IN an intersection here in AZ!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:49:08 AM EST
if you really sit and think about it you can come up with all kinds of shit

i haven't left my home compound but for 15 minutes earlier today and i can think of 3 laws that i've already broken. fuck em, i've got to stay in practice somehow
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:51:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:54:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 11:54:40 AM EST by mjohn3006]
Mann Act
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:01:01 PM EST
I'm gonna water the garden on a day that's not allowed Tomorrow I'll drive, and break a few more.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:03:16 PM EST
I'm sure I violated local nuisance laws and the Clean Air Act when Montezuma's revenge hit today.

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:04:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 12:11:46 PM EST by GySgtD]
As a matter of principle, I refuse to prepare an environmental impact statement every time I release methane into the atmosphere.

Screw the EPA.


ETA> beat to the punch again. Sixty-four seconds; I'm really slacking.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:09:50 PM EST
I will never break a Law that I feel is just and Constitutional. Same as always.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:16:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...




Ok, but if you just bring a bottle of Tito's, TheRedGoat will let you have your way with him.

Well, that's what I heard.


TXL
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:54:01 PM EST
I am not now, nor have I been a law abiding citizen. I am however, a peaceable citizen. I respect the rights of others and I do not knowingly infringe upon them.


I regularly violate legislative enactments. I shall continue to do so.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 2:40:33 PM EST
i am going to break whatever law i want to(since well over 12 million other people can do it and not have to answer for it), i mean hell , why not.

j/k, i will obey most laws.


now i think i am going to practice my 1st amendment right and step down in front of the beaner(mexican) house down the street and burn a mexican flag. then i might(still practicing my 1st amend. right) call them a few names and tell them to fuck off and go to hell(or at least back to mexico).


so, no lawbreaking here today for me, just using my rights



camaro
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 2:45:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...



That sounds good to me.



Put your goat costume back, he was only joking!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:18:25 PM EST
I just ripped the tags off every fuckin matteress in the house! DAMN, this feels good...what to do next?
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:22:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...



That sounds good to me.



Put your goat costume back, he was only joking!



whoops

­



Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:26:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By NME:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...



+1

i was thinking animal rape and cannibalism myself... a twofer
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:26:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:45:19 PM EST

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:05:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



Let me fuckin know, im hurtin for cash right now, but i damn sure will send one.
Let me know!!!!!!!! I AINT LYIN!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:12:48 PM EST
I'm the Department of Pre-crime's public enemy number 1.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:18:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:19:27 PM EST

Speed limit.

Carrying in no go places.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:24:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By MightySwede:

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!



Hey, I like this, the brick can "symbolize"(pc bs speak)the burden that illegals are on the USA
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:27:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By MightySwede:

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!



[Arnold/terminator] Give me address there! [Arnold/Terminator]
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:29:58 PM EST
running with scissors
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:31:13 PM EST
I obey God's laws, the laws of man just don't cut it for me.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:34:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Elite-Soldier:
I just ripped the tags off every fuckin matteress in the house! DAMN, this feels good...what to do next?




Sorry bud, that's only illegal if you are not the consumer.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:41:00 PM EST

Which laws will you choose to ignore today?


The California Assault Weapons Ban.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:52:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Elite-Soldier:

Originally Posted By MightySwede:

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!



[Arnold/terminator] Give me address there! [Arnold/Terminator]



O.k, i posted a heads up about the concrete block political party on guns net, assaultweb and Fal Files, whos gonna help me get the word out??!!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:52:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By 22bad:

Originally Posted By MightySwede:

Originally Posted By BustinCaps:

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.


Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought



After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!



Hey, I like this, the brick can "symbolize"(pc bs speak)the burden that illegals are on the USA




I love this idea. Someone should start a new thread and have an official day to send it.
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