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Posted: 4/21/2016 2:03:54 PM EDT
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/20/which_dead_white_man_should_obama_replace_on_u_s_currency.html

Yes it's Slate. Like Salon, Slate is a progressive cesspool. But here is what we are up against:

The below is the least batshit crazy thing said:

That Obama is the United States' most admirable, accomplished modern president is a widely acknowledged fact, of course, but it seems possible that controversy might develop if he replaces another equally beloved figure. Here's who's currently on our coins and bills.
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Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:05:07 PM EDT
Replace Elton John with Obama on the 3 Dollar Bill.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:06:29 PM EDT
Slap him on a penny.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:07:11 PM EDT
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I'd say Nixon, who's on that one trillion dollar joke bill I see now and then.

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:07:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Replace Elton John with Obama on the 3 Dollar Bill.
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Damn it!

That's exactly what I was going to suggest!
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:07:50 PM EDT
Put his face on the penny as that's all he is worth
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:07:56 PM EDT
Who is currently on the $2.00 bill?
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:08:07 PM EDT
i vote for: FBHO as mr. whipple.

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Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
Put his face on the penny as that's all he is worth
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Only after hyperinflation
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:09:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:09:37 PM EDT
They'll have to replace the bills frequently when the notice the ones they issue with his face tend to collect concentrations of fecal matter.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:10:27 PM EDT
EBT cards.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:10:45 PM EDT
It would be a wash if it's FDR, LBJ, or Wilson.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:10:49 PM EDT
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Agreed
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:10:59 PM EDT
Benedict Arnold

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:13:35 PM EDT
FDR on the dime.

He get's his face on money, and no net loss of our founders on our cash that matters. FDR is a cunt, anyways, so we wouldn't even be "losing" anything by replacing him.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:14:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:


Damn it!

That's exactly what I was going to suggest!
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Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:
Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Replace Elton John with Obama on the 3 Dollar Bill.


Damn it!

That's exactly what I was going to suggest!

 I was thinking of John Holmes for the 9 dollar bill.
Who's the biggest prick in American History

things are dull at work
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The penny. It is completely worthless.......
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:15:41 PM EDT
Lincoln
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Perfect.

FBHO and his supporters.
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Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:17:50 PM EDT
I think Vincente Fox already put him on a postage stamp...
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:18:50 PM EDT
First we must decide if the objective is to just replace all historical white men or come up with an acceptable replacement proportion of all races and genders so that we can finally live in harmony.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:19:40 PM EDT
Why should we put a Communist on our currency? Who's next, Che Guevara? Karl Marx?
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Originally Posted By DamageInc308:
Why should we put a Communist on our currency? Who's next, Che Guevara? Karl Marx?
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Realistically? Probably Cesar Chavez
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:22:14 PM EDT
Jefferson is on the two dollar bill. My grandma used to pay us for chores with them as a kid. Very cool little thing people don't see often.

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:22:29 PM EDT
He's already been commemorated on paper.

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:22:48 PM EDT
Was going to say use FBHO to replace the rat on chuck e cheese tokens.



But, food stamps is much more fitting.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:23:18 PM EDT
All of the remaining ones, of course.  Obama would simply assume different poses on different denominations.
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Originally Posted By DamageInc308:
Why should we put a Communist on our currency? Who's next, Che Guevara? Karl Marx?
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I think it's more of a case of who is getting taken off the currency. Although the article is straight up Obama worship. In other words, normal media.
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Originally Posted By 4thbreak:
First we must decide if the objective is to just replace all historical white men or come up with an acceptable replacement proportion of all races and genders so that we can finally live in harmony.
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Yes, the objective is most certainly to replace all of the historical white men. Most school teachers and professors are slandering them every chance they get, and teaching the kids that they were all racist slave owners, who wrote a deeply flawed Constitution.

I would certainly support removing the treasonous Abe Lincoln from our money. He was directly responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 Americans, allegedly over a dispute which would have eventually been resolved peacefully (slavery). But it wasn't really about slavery; it was about the Feds having more power over the States.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:28:11 PM EDT
Have him fist bumping Lincoln on the five dollar bill.  According to the media they're like the same guy.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:30:55 PM EDT
FBHO is as queer as a $3 bill. So I vote for a new denomination.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 2:32:39 PM EDT
Kennedy on the half.
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Originally Posted By Blake:
EBT cards.
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