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Posted: 7/31/2005 3:58:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 4:01:38 PM EDT by Currahee]
They all have their pros and cons.

Hank: The honest but majorly uptight man's man

Bill: The loser with a heart of gold

Dale: Just because he's paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get him

Boomhauer: The sly ladies man who's above it all

ETA where the heck did the add a poll feature go? never mind I found it
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 3:59:29 PM EDT
I'd be Cotton Hill.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:02:09 PM EDT
None of the above.

I am a bit more complicated than any character that can be depicted in a weekly sitcom.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:02:12 PM EDT
Boomhauer.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:03:32 PM EDT
Probably Dale.

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:05:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:47:05 PM EDT
Rusty Shackleford.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:50:20 PM EDT
Dale for sure.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:51:19 PM EDT
Hank, with a slight mean streak.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:58:09 PM EDT
I'd be Hank.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:14:37 PM EDT
I like to think I'm more like Boomhauer, but I'm really more of Bill.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:08 PM EDT
Boomhauer

im into fast cars and ladies
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:50 PM EDT
Dale sold a 1911 cash money at Peggy's book store, then started shooting in the basement later on. That about sums it up for me.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:36 PM EDT
Gah! NOOOOOOO Bobby!


I think I am Hank.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:38 PM EDT
my Dewwwwwwwwwww!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:40 PM EDT
Anyone who's really Dale would never post here, they'd just lurk in the Survival forum.



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:24:57 PM EDT
Hey Sug (ar)

what about us wimmenz?

And John Redcorn isn't listed??

Gwen
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:25:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
I'd be Cotton Hill.



MR KAhn, bring me my bags! (family joke around here)

Gwen
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:29:57 PM EDT
Hank
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:44:16 PM EDT
I find myself a cross between Hank and Red Foreman from the 70's Show.

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:51:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 6:51:45 PM EDT by markm]
This pole is COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

95% of the members here are definitely BILL!

Believe me! I've been to the Arfcom shoots!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:57:24 PM EDT
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Boomhauer
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:05:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Boomhauer



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:08:23 PM EDT
I also like Boomhauer's bio on Fox's official King of the Hill page:

NAME: Dang ol' Boomhauer, man, tell you 'bout myself woowee turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers man love that Bob Dylan like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself yup dang ol' internet man. Go www.click click click naked chicks yup that's all me uhuh on the next biography man.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:15:58 AM EDT
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:16:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:39:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.




Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:50:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.




not true i saw an episode where he takes bobby to the shooting range and they both vow to come again next year tournament. just because he doesnt have a ar15 or evvvvil looking gun doesnt mean he is an anti
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:56:16 AM EDT
About n even mix of Dale and Boomhauer.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 1:03:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.




Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..


In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 1:18:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.




Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..


In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.



he's not antigun, he was tramatized by his father while learning to shoot, and he cant hit crap, bobby won an award for a rifle comp


and I'm most like Rusty Shackelford
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:54:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By StandOnGuard:
I'd be a mix of Hank and Dale, but more so Dale, cause Hank's anti-gun.




Where did you come up with Hank being Anti-Gun?..


In one of the episodes, he denounces the NRA. And the NRA's pretty mainstream.



I haven't seen that episode, but he does hunt and shhots with Bobby. As I recall he's just not good at it. With the anti gun crap they put in so many shows the portrayal of shooting as a hobby in King of the Hill was a pleasant suprise.

Famly guy came out viciously ant gun owner (so much so I've stopped watching it). I liked that show "Titus" when it came out because the character was at least a little bit of a man, not some testoterone starved reject like most men in sitcoms. But then they had an episode where a primary character (Stacy Keach) actually said men with guns were penis compensating. When they said that my wife looked at me and said, "we won't be waching this anymore will we?" Men in modern sitcoms are either efiminate or borderline incompetent.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:01:08 AM EDT
Dale

Not really my choice but my wife calls me that when I'm headed to the range (with too many guns to carry in one trip) or when I have to use six keys and a combo to enter "my" area of the house where -eerrr- stuff is kept. She also calls me "Dale" when I tell her not to mention certain things over the phone (never know who is listening) or when I chastise her for telling people, with no need to know, about our vacation plans, investments, medical information etc.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:01:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
Boomhauer.

Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:04:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Dale sold a 1911 cash money at Peggy's book store, then started shooting in the basement later on. That about sums it up for me.




"Farewell, Farewell To Arms"
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 3:02:45 PM EDT
Let's put it this way -

Whenever I answer the phone I always say "for quality control purposes this call may be monitored and recorded..."
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