Forget the malls. What about the sky. Will the Mall Ninja be on the first land assailt team in Afganistan? Report back live, will you Ninja?
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Why would you assume the Mall Ninja isn't already there?  Also, how do you think the brits found-out where Bin Laden is hiding?  I think the Mall Ninja found him.  Who else could have.z

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He was busy securing a cinnabunz.

he's been there for a week or so already.Why do you think Bin Laden is "missing" all of a sudden?

Well I was perusing the mall in search of villains to be vanquished, when I happened upon a nice young lady with her baby near a clothing store.  I figured this was score time, so I walked up dashingly to the scene and confessed my love for the young damsel.  Seeing as she had no ring on her finger, I poured my heart out to the long-haired lass.  Flattered by my masculine antics, she proceeded to get out a piece of paper to write down my name and number, in the planning of a future date.  I knew she was just doing this to arouse me, so I exclaimed, "no need for those formalities, ma'am, I think we both know you just want a good [i]rodgering[/i]...and I'm here to oblige."
Suffice it to say I have a colorful layer of red across one side of my face now, but she just didn't know what she was missing.  Besides, I don't care for women with long toenails anyway.


...just thought I'd give you guys a brief taste of "JoJo-ness" today, in case he never shows up.  It's just not the same without his daily ranting, so I figured I'd take a stab at filling those mighty big shoes of his.

Didn't the mall ninja emigrate to "Hungry" [sic].

He is the "MALL" ninja not the "PLANE" Ninja. Therefore when this happened, he was at the MALL.

As soon as somebody builds a mall in Afghanistan, he'll be there!

Still, I have to wonder where the ol' boy has been lurking lately?  Undercover work at the bedding store maybe?