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Posted: 9/23/2001 7:09:13 PM EST
Forget the malls. What about the sky. Will the Mall Ninja be on the first land assailt team in Afganistan? Report back live, will you Ninja? b,
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:17:18 PM EST
Why would you assume the Mall Ninja isn't already there? Also, how do you think the brits found-out where Bin Laden is hiding? I think the Mall Ninja found him. Who else could have.z
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 12:43:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2001 12:43:11 AM EST by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
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Link Posted: 9/24/2001 8:54:26 AM EST
He was busy securing a cinnabunz.
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:12:19 AM EST
he's been there for a week or so already.Why do you think Bin Laden is "missing" all of a sudden?
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:21:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:36:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2001 9:36:08 AM EST by Jewbroni]
Well I was perusing the mall in search of villains to be vanquished, when I happened upon a nice young lady with her baby near a clothing store. I figured this was score time, so I walked up dashingly to the scene and confessed my love for the young damsel. Seeing as she had no ring on her finger, I poured my heart out to the long-haired lass. Flattered by my masculine antics, she proceeded to get out a piece of paper to write down my name and number, in the planning of a future date. I knew she was just doing this to arouse me, so I exclaimed, "no need for those formalities, ma'am, I think we both know you just want a good [i]rodgering[/i]...and I'm here to oblige." Suffice it to say I have a colorful layer of red across one side of my face now, but she just didn't know what she was missing. Besides, I don't care for women with long toenails anyway. ...just thought I'd give you guys a brief taste of "JoJo-ness" today, in case he never shows up. It's just not the same without his daily ranting, so I figured I'd take a stab at filling those mighty big shoes of his.
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:54:05 AM EST
Didn't the mall ninja emigrate to "Hungry" [sic].
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:55:27 AM EST
He is the "MALL" ninja not the "PLANE" Ninja. Therefore when this happened, he was at the MALL.
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 11:53:18 AM EST
As soon as somebody builds a mall in Afghanistan, he'll be there! Still, I have to wonder where the ol' boy has been lurking lately? Undercover work at the bedding store maybe?
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