Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man
who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie
Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved
Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to
her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as
having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate
the following letter from Nancy Reagan to the staff at the
mental facility treating Hinckley.
To: John Hinckley From:
Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you
how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in
your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of
understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know
there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and
The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is
borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above
all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have
driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident
that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to
your family to join the world again as a healthy and
productive young man.
Nancy Reagan & Family
P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has
been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.
Fuck Chief Two Eagles.
Originally Posted By rike:
Fuck Chief Two Eagles.
We did and then some.