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Posted: 2/8/2006 3:49:59 PM EDT
CNN just announced moments ago that the Russell Senate Office building has been evacuated after two alarms were set off indicating the presence of nerve agent. A third test is being conducted as we speak. The 200+ people inside have been evacuated to a garage.

Hmmmm. If this turns out to be nerve agent, maybe those stupid ass democrat senators that have been asking "where are the WMD's" will have their answer.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 3:51:59 PM EDT
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tag

Edit... foxnews.com, cnn.com and topix.net don't have boo about this...
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 3:56:49 PM EDT
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Update:

The first test checked positive....a second test checked negative. A third test is being done now. Still lots of confusion.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:01:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:01:42 PM EDT
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CNN just announced their was a positive test for a "biological nerve agent".
Morons.



Fox News isnt even talking about it. There're still going on about Natalee Holloway or some dumb shit like that.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:02:45 PM EDT
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CNN.com has a banner up now
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:03:21 PM EDT
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Tag
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:04:56 PM EDT
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This is getting fucking wierd now, CNN has reporter wearing a TUXEDO AND BOW TIE talking about chemical agent detectors in DC.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:06:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:07:21 PM EDT
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This is getting fucking wierd now, CNN has reporter wearing a TUXEDO AND BOW TIE talking about chemical agent detectors in DC.



Maybe this is the start of a liberal Coup and this reporter is just dressed in his party gear early?
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:08:27 PM EDT
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CNN woundn't know about a WMD if UBL himself shoved one up their ass.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:10:07 PM EDT
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Ted Kennedy cut a fart?

Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:11:05 PM EDT
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oh yeah, this will turn out to be something other than a false alarm.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:13:23 PM EDT
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oh yeah, this will turn out to be something other than a false alarm.



well whatever it is, I'm sure Bush is behind it all!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:14:44 PM EDT
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Ted Kennedy cut a fart?




Christ..someone push him back in the water...no wait..let him wither and die..
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:20:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:23:38 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ted Kennedy cut a fart?

www.chronwatch.com/content/images-uploaded/jer-tedkennedy_1.jpg



Christ..someone push him back in the water...no wait..let him wither and die..



Thaarrrrr she blows!!!!!!!!!!



can ye smell it
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:23:40 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Ted Kennedy cut a fart?

www.chronwatch.com/content/images-uploaded/jer-tedkennedy_1.jpg



Christ..someone push him back in the water...no wait..let him wither and die..


oh the irony!!!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:29:19 PM EDT
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Summary of CNN's coverage:

"We dont know shit. Let's talk with this expert on chemical weapons. Mr Expert, what is happening?"

Mr Expert: "The fuck if I know, but let's look at this Google Earth image of the Senate building...."

Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:31:59 PM EDT
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False alarm, Sen. Craig had beans for lunch.

Teddy's been leaking gas for years.  If it was him, they'd have had to revamp the whole system by now.

CO
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:33:14 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ted Kennedy cut a fart?

www.chronwatch.com/content/images-uploaded/jer-tedkennedy_1.jpg



Christ..someone push him back in the water...no wait..let him wither and die..


oh the irony!!!



Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:36:01 PM EDT
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Tag.

Sounds like a CNN ratings ploy.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:45:09 PM EDT
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They stumbled on the dems crackhouse in the attic.  

This explains their very odd behavior for the last 6 years.

Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:46:06 PM EDT
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CNN just announced their was a positive test for a "biological nerve agent".
Morons.



Well at least it wasn't a nuculur bobological nerve agent.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:48:12 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Summary of CNN's coverage:

"We dont know shit. Let's talk with this expert on chemical weapons. Mr Expert, what is happening?"

Mr Expert: "The fuck if I know, but let's look at this Google Earth image of the Senate building...."


Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:48:44 PM EDT
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barbara boxer queefed
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 4:56:04 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Summary of CNN's coverage:

"We dont know shit. Let's talk with this expert on chemical weapons. Mr Expert, what is happening?"

Mr Expert: "The fuck if I know, but let's look at this Google Earth image of the Senate building...."





LMAO


and TAG
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:30:31 PM EDT
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So what will be the US response if this turns out to really be a VX/GX attack?

Nevermind. The black police chick on TV (I'd hit it) just said it was a false alarm, all clear and the building is reopened.

Nothing to see here folks.
Move along.
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