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Posted: 9/20/2004 9:49:43 AM EST
This relates to when you are wearing shorts, and have to take the old standing up whiz.

Saw something at the gym today I'd never seen before. Dude was yanking his hoffman down his shorts leg and out the bottom to whiz.

Much as I looked away it was IMPOSSIBLE not to see.

So, how do you pee??
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:50:49 AM EST
Whats wrong with that? I do the same thing when wearing blue jeans.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:51:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By Glock31:
Whats wrong with that? I do the same thing when wearing blue jeans.



BWAHAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:51:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 9:52:26 AM EST by wedge1082]
IT'S A (gay thread) TRAP!!!

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:51:50 AM EST
I've done that. Guess it all depends on your equipment.

Where's the poll?
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:52:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Glock31:
Whats wrong with that? I do the same thing when wearing blue jeans.



Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:53:32 AM EST
No option for open the zipper, reach in and pull it out through the fly?
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:54:11 AM EST
is this a common thing for you to watch people in the rest room. Trying to pick up some new techniques??

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:54:57 AM EST
i did a lot of it when i was carrying while wearing gym shorts. otherwise you gotta loosen the drawstring and watch your officer's acp fall into the floor piss.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:56:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:57:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 9:58:05 AM EST by M4]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
No option for open the zipper, reach in and pull it out through the fly?



Yeah, was thinking the same thing. It's like asking "How do you get in your car? A) Through the trunk, then under the back seat? B) Through an open window C) Running head start, and smash yourself head first through the windshield. Ahhhhh......D) Through the door?

I'll take zippers for a 1000 Alex.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 10:01:35 AM EST
Zipper down = out the top

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 11:46:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/20/2004 11:50:44 AM EST
When your pee-pee is as long as mine, the only way to do it is snake it out the bottom.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 11:55:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 11:58:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
No option for open the zipper, reach in and pull it out through the fly?



Yeah, was thinking the same thing. It's like asking "How do you get in your car? A) Through the trunk, then under the back seat? B) Through an open window C) Running head start, and smash yourself head first through the windshield. Ahhhhh......D) Through the door?

I'll take zippers for a 1000 Alex.



That's what I thought at first, but I think he's talking about gym shorts with no fly.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 12:01:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 12:03:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By deathfinger:
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To answer the poster's question, let me just say, since I started using my new technique, I haven't needed to buy a belt, just paint.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 12:34:42 PM EST
How do I pee? Out my PEENIS!Sorry had to be a smart ass on that one. the next question should be do you pee: Holding it? , One hand on the wall?, One hand on hip? Hold it with both hands? No hands? Sitting down? Someone holds it for you. Anyway , I've tryed all versions and I guess when I'm in a public place i.e. gas station , parking lot, drive way,living room I pull it through the fly area. Now you know. Take care.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 12:45:40 PM EST
GarandMan,

I'm a little dissapointed..... For as highly as Wobblin Goblin spoke of you, I wouldn't think I need to remind you that GROWN MEN DON'T [nerdweasle voice] *Pee* [/nerdweasle voice]!

Dave
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 12:46:30 PM EST
fag
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 1:26:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 1:28:14 PM EST
I can wear shorts...my schlong is to long.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 1:32:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
IT'S A (gay thread) TRAP!!!
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LOL
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