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Posted: 10/22/2004 1:57:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 1:57:26 PM EDT by sgtar15]
Mine always tells me to: "Be careful and don't get arrested"


What does your wife say when you go out?


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:57:58 PM EDT
"I love you and be careful."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:58:28 PM EDT
She is asleep when I leave.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:58:40 PM EDT
Drive fast and weave!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:02:11 PM EDT
"I love you. Play nice with the other kids."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:03:31 PM EDT
Bring back money.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:04:27 PM EDT
If she says anything, it's "take out the trash."

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:04:38 PM EDT
Leave your pecker in the box by the door.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:08:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 2:08:35 PM EDT by HardShell]
I love you. Be careful. Please don't buy too many more guns today...
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:08:55 PM EDT
We love you daddy.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:10:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 2:11:39 PM EDT by Prefect]
"Stay away from that STagr15 guy and his dolls."

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:11:28 PM EDT
"Remember Skerry supporters cant be trusted"
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:13:35 PM EDT
She says " be careful today, crazy drivers out there".

She's right, I'm one of them.

You have to be to get on 29 here these days.

Danny
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:15:14 PM EDT
"Make sure your life insurance is paid up to date."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:16:31 PM EDT

You have to be to get on 29 here these days
you got that right
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:19:10 PM EDT
bye
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:20:49 PM EDT
"I love you. Call me"
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:21:49 PM EDT
It's a trick question. I don't know because I'm gone. Did I get the right answer?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 3:38:02 PM EDT
"What time do you want me to send the sheriff looking for you ? Have a tendency to go to the desert. If I have vehicle problems, oh well, just sit and wait for help.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 3:44:04 PM EDT
She says "Tell Pedro the pool boy to come in on your way out, will you?"
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 3:57:34 PM EDT
"Hurry up and go already, my husband will be home any minute"

Oh, wait you said MY wife, I haven't been issued one of those yet.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:00:50 PM EDT
Don't forget to pay the American Express!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:02:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:08:21 PM EDT
Are you headed to that cuban whore's house again?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:09:04 PM EDT
When come back bring pie.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:11:28 PM EDT
Watch out for wedge and his traps.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:13:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rkbar15:
When come back bring pie.



She likes pie too?

Danny
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:13:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:15:20 PM EDT
Smell Ya Lat3r
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:43:44 PM EDT
"I love you too."

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:13:38 PM EDT
Remember, hollowpoints are expensive, choose the people you shoot carefully.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:19:27 PM EDT

When you leave the house, what does the wife say???


A kiss is given along with the following words: Be safe, please come home to me.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:26:27 PM EDT
Come back with your shield, or on it.

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J/K!!! Usually something like "Be careful. I love you."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:28:32 PM EDT
her - gee... go have fun with your friends while I stay at home with the kids

me - O.K., I sure will

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:28:59 PM EDT
My EX says to me, across the miles, "Thank you, Backstop, for saving all that TDY money for all those years, and putting that HUGE down payment on my house that you no longer own. I am very, very comfortable, thanks to you."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:31:46 PM EDT
Girlfriend when I leave for class...

"Hurry back...more if you do *smile*"
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:34:54 PM EDT
Don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind!

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:36:20 PM EDT
Today it was, "Oh, don't let those chest pains and left side numbness bother you....it's normal...... and maybe you should see if you can jog until it goes away".
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:36:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:38:34 PM EDT
She says,"don't go yet!" or

"I miss you already."
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:39:19 PM EDT
We dont need anymore guns mofo
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:46:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 6:11:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 6:16:29 PM EDT by themadhatter]
don't come back jackass..oh and get me some tampex
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 6:14:13 PM EDT
[crickets] Chirp chirp,....chirp, chirp [/crickets]
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:42:33 PM EDT
"Love ya, be careful, and don't kill anyone today!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:47:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 11:47:53 PM EDT by MT_Pockets]
"Is your policy paid up?"


MT
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:09:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

What does your wife say when you go out?


SGatr15



Mine says .............................. Oh wait , I dont have one any more
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:12:32 AM EDT
" Get out of here before the kids see you leaving...I dont like it when they throw a fit!"
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:20:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 12:23:35 AM EDT by sum-rifle]
"Watch out for bad guys and cats."
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:25:08 AM EDT
"I love you, and be careful."
When she only tells me to be careful, that is when I'm in the doghouse.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:26:02 AM EDT
I dont have a wife, but the pups see me off every day. However, if they could talk, it would probably rhyme with "Bring me back some cheese" or something.
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