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Posted: 7/3/2015 7:33:01 PM EDT
So I'm out in the desert laying down with my baby. After fooling around for a little bit and putting some lube on, we start to do it. I got really sweaty and excited and finally shot a round off. What does she do? She squirts me in the face.


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Piston.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:37:18 PM EDT
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speak american
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:43:48 PM EDT
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Ebonics , this is how to communicate.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:44:31 PM EDT
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Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.



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Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:47:01 PM EDT
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When you bust a round off do you hold your gat sideways, while wearing a life preserver and branishing a feather duster in your off hand?

Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:47:36 PM EDT
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For a minute I thought the OP busted a nut in his own face.  
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:48:24 PM EDT
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I never thought I would hear that fucking fake word "bae"  here and I hope I never have to hear it again.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:49:41 PM EDT
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BAE = Before All Else

* I have teens
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:53:18 PM EDT
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I still think that.



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:55:42 PM EDT
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Simple fix:

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I've never seen that before. Who makes them?
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:58:06 PM EDT
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I still think that.
 
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I still think that.
 

Seems about the only logical answer to me
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 7:58:17 PM EDT
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would you please stop it with all these gay posts? why in the hell do you have to tell me your BF cums on your face while target shooting, you guys are really sick
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Truuf cur
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 8:13:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2015 8:16:38 PM EDT
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You stick your dick in your silencer??

You have a WEIRD "bae".
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THAT
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Is that really what it means? I just thought it was some dumb cutesy way of saying babe.



 
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Shit, I didn't know that.


Fuck, I feel old.
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Fuck, I feel old.
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Fuck, I feel old.
It's still fucking stupid.

 
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It's still fucking stupid.  
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Fuck, I feel old.
It's still fucking stupid.  
And still means "turd"

 
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 8:30:57 PM EDT
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What did he say?
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 9:29:04 PM EDT
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that this was about a porn vid I watched recently
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Skeet, skeet
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 9:57:37 PM EDT
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Cool



What does it do that a Gas Buster CH won't?



That stopped most of the gas from coming back when I shoot suppressed.



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Link Posted: 7/3/2015 10:02:24 PM EDT
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At least you bae people can get married now.
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I still think that.
 

Seems about the only logical answer to me


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I saw that one.  A guy is sitting on a couch.  Two girls are giving him a handjob.  He shoots and hits himself in the face.  The girls start laughing at him and he gets pissed.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 10:44:13 PM EDT
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Clearly you need to try the good stuff.













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Is that really what it means? I just thought it was some dumb cutesy way of saying babe.
 



I beleive the acronym was made after the fact

Doll Baby
To
Baby
To
Babe
To
Bae

Each generation gets more lazy.

Next it will just be

B
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 10:50:20 PM EDT
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Shit, I didn't know that.


Fuck, I feel old.
It's still fucking stupid.  


You'll feel dumber after listening to their conversations.  Everything is "BAE."  

It would be like saying Noveske is so BAE.  As in, it's the best.  Or, 1911's are okay, but Glocks are BAE.

Picture a minivan () filled with teenage girls talking like this.  I have to painfully keep my mouth shut.  Like, gag me with a spoon...
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AR Gas Vent

I was getting sprayed. Did the home made gas buster CH, that didn't help. Bought this, no more issues at all, all gas and oil diverted through hole. Can't use it as a forward assist but I barely use those anyway. A great investment for shooting suppressed ARs.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 11:02:29 PM EDT
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What does it do that a Gas Buster CH won't?

That stopped most of the gas from coming back when I shoot suppressed.

Free
       
 
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What does it do that a Gas Buster CH won't?

That stopped most of the gas from coming back when I shoot suppressed.

Free
       
 


It's half of the price of a gas buster and diverts the gas even better. The best part of the gas buster is the tiny vent hole, the gas vent ha a huge one.
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I beleive the acronym was made after the fact



Doll Baby

To

Baby

To

Babe

To

Bae



Each generation gets more lazy.



Next it will just be



B
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BAE = Before All Else



* I have teens
Is that really what it means? I just thought it was some dumb cutesy way of saying babe.

 






I beleive the acronym was made after the fact



Doll Baby

To

Baby

To

Babe

To

Bae



Each generation gets more lazy.



Next it will just be



B




 
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That is.
Link Posted: 7/3/2015 11:12:15 PM EDT
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Side
Charger
Upper
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Glad it wasn't.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 4:48:06 AM EDT
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I HAS A PET GROUNDHOG AND IT IS COOLER THAN OP
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me too
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 5:41:58 AM EDT
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Soooooo, when you bust off and your POOP squirts you in the face??

You- post it on the internet so everyone knows.
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Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people children on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

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I like drilling a hole thru my charging handle, personally.
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