One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the
first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying
on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said .. . . . .




"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

So Clinton is in a Heavenly Hell?

Impossible, nobody had ever even heard of 0bama 10 years ago




 

Silly Satan, black people can't swim...



 

Hopefully, in another 10 years no one will remember him either.  

this...

I've never heard that one.

Damn.

I checked in hoping for some sort of medical report.......

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!1!!!!!!uno!!!1

lol

that was pretty good.

 

Could have finished spelling "please" if they hadn't used up their paint making Les Nessman like walls on the roof.