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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:10:40 PM EDT
about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp.  It's bad enough I have to give up a weekend for your cocksucking bullshit, don't waste my fucking night giving me lip about how awesome this retarded waste of space, time, and energy is going to be.

And there better be a fucking open bar or I'm going to take my wedding gift, break that motherfucker in two and shove it straight up yours and the grooms ass.  The gift is a fucking giant herpes sore soaked in aids.  Go fuck yourself.

/rant
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:11:40 PM EDT
Bad day dear?
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:12:51 PM EDT
9.3 / 10 !!!  
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:12:52 PM EDT
Not bad. 6/10?

What's the back story?
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I'm only 2 hours into it but it feels like 2 hours suffering brutal ass rape with a giant spiked cephalopod.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:23 PM EDT
I bet you're fun at parties.  
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:26 PM EDT
You need booze.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:53 PM EDT



You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one.  If you choose to do so that is on you......





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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one.  If you choose to do so that is on you......





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No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole...


...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole.  I'm a nice fucking guy.
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.
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Not bad. 6/10?

What's the back story?


The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.


Damn.

Sorry bro.

Have a drink and get a call girl?
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:20:45 PM EDT
8.7/10

Must be MOAR to the OPs story.
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Sorry bro.

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Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative.

Funny you should mention the call girl.  I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again.  Apparently when you give a lesbian the "O shakes" three times in a night she starts thinking dick.

I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it.
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.
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Not bad. 6/10?

What's the back story?


The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.


On the Bright Side [I am an Optomist], be VERY, VERY Glad she "bailed out" when she did....  YOU will be much better off in the long run.
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Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative.

Funny you should mention the call girl.  I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again.

I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it.
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Damn.

Sorry bro.

Have a drink and get a call girl?


Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative.

Funny you should mention the call girl.  I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again.

I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it.


Threesome?

You never know.....
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Threesome?

You never know.....
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Damn.

Sorry bro.

Have a drink and get a call girl?


Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative.

Funny you should mention the call girl.  I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again.

I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it.


Threesome?

You never know.....


Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:23:00 PM EDT
biological clocking much?
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Menopause comes when you least expect it.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:25:26 PM EDT
OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?



Anyhow...I feel your frustration.







Try logging on fetlife.com
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:25:31 PM EDT
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.
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Not bad. 6/10?

What's the back story?


The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office."

One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years.

So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce.

Fuck all this shit.




Harden the fuck up...  

Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:27:29 PM EDT
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?

Anyhow...I feel your frustration.


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Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?

Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.

edit:  Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:27:58 PM EDT
Tell me how you really feel OP.

And you're single too, aren't you.
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And you're single too, aren't you.
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Well now yeah.  Didn't you read the thread?
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Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?



Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?



Anyhow...I feel your frustration.





Try logging on fetlife.com





Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?



Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
Yeah, that was it, sorry bro.

 



Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread.
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Yeah, that was it, sorry bro.  

Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread.
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?

Anyhow...I feel your frustration.


Try logging on fetlife.com


Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?

Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
Yeah, that was it, sorry bro.  

Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread.


Good luck, not easy.  On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's.  Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me.  Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door.
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Good luck, not easy.  On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's.  Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me.  Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door.
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?



Anyhow...I feel your frustration.





Try logging on fetlife.com





Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?



Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
Yeah, that was it, sorry bro.  



Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread.





Good luck, not easy.  On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's.  Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me.  Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door.
Just did a CPAT orientation out in the sun.  Sore as fuck! but did well.

 



Do it!  Great distraction from BS
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Well now yeah.  Didn't you read the thread?
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And you're single too, aren't you.


Well now yeah.  Didn't you read the thread?


TL, DR before I posted.

I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet.
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TL, DR before I posted.

I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet.
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Tell me how you really feel OP.

And you're single too, aren't you.


Well now yeah.  Didn't you read the thread?


TL, DR before I posted.

I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet.


At 80ish miles away they better not have pointy elbows.
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:39:39 PM EDT
You the best man? Show the fuck out and have your day. Quit bitching to us. You sound like YOUR getting married.
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Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore.
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Damn.

Sorry bro.

Have a drink and get a call girl?


Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative.

Funny you should mention the call girl.  I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again.

I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it.


Threesome?

You never know.....


Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore.



Don't you realize you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek?!
Link Posted: 9/4/2013 11:53:16 PM EDT
Thread needs more fucks
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:25:41 AM EDT
Bang some bridesmaids

Sorry things have been sucking for you OP, it'll get better and you'll be your normal "nice" self again.
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FuckinFUCK!


One big blue fuckinfuck has to count for atleast 9 regular sized fucks.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:57:25 AM EDT
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about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp.  It's bad enough I have to give up a weekend for your cocksucking bullshit, don't waste my fucking night giving me lip about how awesome this retarded waste of space, time, and energy is going to be.

And there better be a fucking open bar or I'm going to take my wedding gift, break that motherfucker in two and shove it straight up yours and the grooms ass.  The gift is a fucking giant herpes sore soaked in aids.  Go fuck yourself.

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She made her payday and steady check, you get yours?
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Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?

Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.

edit:  Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it.
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?

Anyhow...I feel your frustration.


Try logging on fetlife.com


Are you referring to the EMT thread in team?

Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.

edit:  Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it.


Sounds like she's a selfish cunt, and you're better off without her.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 1:56:15 AM EDT
Sounds like it will be okay for the OP . A little time and good as new .

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Link Posted: 9/5/2013 1:56:30 AM EDT
Well.... this thread is full of sunshine, and unicorn piss
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...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole.  I'm a nice fucking guy.
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You certainly sound like a real gem.
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Does this chick getting married have any hot friends?

Weddings are like drunken, horny fish in a barrel.
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No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole...


...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole.  I'm a nice fucking guy.
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one.  If you choose to do so that is on you......







No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole...


...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole.  I'm a nice fucking guy.


Do you deal with the fucking customers?

Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:26:56 AM EDT
Consider yourself fortunate that you only put in three years.  Women are fickle (la donna mobile).
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:30:43 AM EDT
The bride didn't want to fuck him the night before the wedding.
Same sad story, I have heard it a hundred times.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:36:32 AM EDT
Pics of bride to be
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:38:31 AM EDT
Feel your pain OP. After attending 7 this far this year I'm Fukin done.
Weddings are like watching the same movie over and over with different actors.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:38:35 AM EDT
Dang man, someone drop a deuce in your oatmeal today?



Just quote her the divorce statistics for her age bracket, you'll have to look it up, but I guarantee you it's not pretty.
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Let me help you with that.

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brutal ass rape with a giant spiked cephalopod.
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What is it with you and shoving aquatic creatures into orifices?
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 4:46:39 AM EDT
I'm really sorry your relationship tanked, guy.  You've been way less of a dick the last three years.
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