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Posted: 7/5/2012 1:54:28 PM EDT
Do not tell her to use Summers Eve.





At least that is what HR tells me.


 
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:59:14 PM EDT
I used to work with this little spinner that would say I need something hard to suck on.  Of course I was the only guy in the office that would take it the wrong way bunch of damn do gooders.  I finally had to tell her that's not the best thing to say to a room full of men.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:59:18 PM EDT
I'd tell her "thank God. I thought it was my beard."
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:00:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:02:53 PM EDT
So...you got reported? I would not have turned you in.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:03:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2012 2:04:08 PM EDT by VacaDuck]





Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:



So...you got reported? I would not have turned you in.



Not exactly.  She is the head of HR here at the office.





 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:05:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
So...you got reported? I would not have turned you in.

Not exactly.  She is the head of HR here at the office.
 


Sounds like entrapment to me.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:06:02 PM EDT
Did she really not see what she set herself up for? Jesus Christ.

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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:06:25 PM EDT
Summers Eve is not effective?
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:06:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
So...you got reported? I would not have turned you in.

Not exactly.  She is the head of HR here at the office.
 


Oops.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:06:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I'd tell her "thank God. I thought it was my beard."


Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:07:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
Do not tell her to use Summers Eve.


At least that is what HR tells me.
 



Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:12:37 PM EDT
I'd tell her "No hobby shoppin' on company time."or something like that.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:12:49 PM EDT



Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:



Originally Posted By VacaDuck:




Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:

So...you got reported? I would not have turned you in.


Not exactly.  She is the head of HR here at the office.

 




Oops.


I should probably learn to think before I speak.



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:14:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2012 2:16:38 PM EDT by bafordman]
Shoulda told her to soak her hands in cider.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:17:17 PM EDT
Around here, when eating boiled crawfish, we usually have a few fresh lemons on hand after everyone is finished.  Just cut em up and use em like a bar of soap.

Will really get all the mess and smell off your hands.

LC
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 7:11:52 AM EDT
"I said 'Darlin', can I smell your poontang?' She said 'Why, no!'. I said 'Well, then it must be your socks'."
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 7:13:17 AM EDT
tooth paste will work unless you turn it sick
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 7:46:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
Do not tell her to use Summers Eve.


At least that is what HR tells me.
 




Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:09:37 AM EDT
Least it wasnt the 17yr old asking you that... LOL
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:10:00 AM EDT



Originally Posted By wpsharpshooter:


Least it wasnt the 17yr old asking you that... LOL






 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:10:39 AM EDT
How old are you?  You cant possibly expect anyone to believe you say shit like that.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:13:35 AM EDT



Originally Posted By ti8589:


How old are you?  You cant possibly expect anyone to believe you say shit like that.






 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:18:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
Do not tell her to use Summers Eve.


At least that is what HR tells me.
 


what you do is buy her a membership here on ARFCOM, so she can post some pics in BOTD, and the leg humpers (myself included) will swarm!

Unless she's out of spec, and exceeds the weight limit of most paved roads.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 8:26:25 AM EDT
LOL Guilty here!
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