A few days after the holidays a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son play with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of your sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell out now cause this is the last stop! Those of you who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're leaving!" The mother went in and told her son, "I want you to go to your room for two hours and when you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard here son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today. For those of you just boarding, we hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. And....for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"