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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 10/12/2002 1:02:22 PM EDT
we were so poor. The whole country had nothing. Come Christmas, the Marine toys for tots program had no toys to give me, so they sneaked into my bedroom, stole my shorts and cut holes in my pants pockets just to give me something to play with! BEAT THAT!
Link Posted: 10/12/2002 2:25:25 PM EDT
We were so poor, we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat...... AB
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Link Posted: 10/12/2002 2:52:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By albob: We were so poor, we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat...... AB
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Congratulation....That has to be one of the most twisted things a mind could come-up with.
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Link Posted: 10/12/2002 8:35:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By QCMGR:
Originally Posted By albob: We were so poor, we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat...... AB
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Congratulation....That has to be one of the most twisted things a mind could come-up with.
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[:D] LOL! Hey, I was born in Illinois. What 'cha expect? AB
Link Posted: 10/12/2002 8:36:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By medicmandan:
Originally Posted By albob: We were so poor, we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat...... AB
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ooooooh!! Who got that chore?
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Uh, We drew straws? AB
Link Posted: 10/12/2002 8:37:03 PM EDT
you are disgusting. and funny as hell, too.
Link Posted: 10/13/2002 6:34:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/13/2002 6:37:33 PM EDT by bobbyjack]
We were so poor we didn't have electricity,so at Christmas time we would light a candle for the tree star! My sisters job was to stand behind the tree with a book of matches,and when we sang( And An Angel lite the candle) she would light the candle! We sang,And An Angel Lite the Candle, nothing happened! So louder this time,When The Angel lite the candle! Still nothing So louder yet WHEN AN ANGEL LITE THE CANDLES! My sisters little voice came back, And the dog peed on the matches! Bob [:D]
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