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Posted: 9/6/2002 10:34:34 PM EDT
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walk up to the urinal, stop about a foot away. Whip it out and say, "Damn that water is cold"
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Posted: 9/7/2002 6:52:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: "Damn that water is cold" Yeah...and DEEP! |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 7:41:02 AM EDT
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.. now I've got this... BURNIN SENSATION WHEN I PEE.... |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 8:10:53 AM EDT
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Yeah, I need to go to the bathroom, but my doctor said I shouldn't lift anything heavy...think you could give me a hand?
ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 8:28:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah, I need to go to the bathroom, but my doctor said I shouldn't lift anything heavy...think you could give me a hand? ByteTheBullet (-: Yeah, those toilet seat covers weigh a ton, don't they? hehehe |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 9:41:28 AM EDT
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This is way more information than I needed to know. [;)]
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Posted: 9/7/2002 11:08:27 AM EDT
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Hey what happened to the "my dick is so big..."?? That was funny!
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Posted: 9/7/2002 11:44:02 AM EDT
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Stand away from the urnial and piss really fast.
That's how we do it in Virginia. Because Virginia Crabs can swim upstream! |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 12:19:48 PM EDT
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"It's not that I'm pissing on the seat....it just makes a big splash when I drop it in the bowl.."
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Posted: 9/7/2002 12:37:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey what happened to the "my dick is so big..."?? That was funny! I know there were like 30 funny ones there. What happened??? |
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Posted: 9/7/2002 1:37:48 PM EDT
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You can shake it,
You can flop it, You can bang it against the wall, But , no matter what you do, Down your pants, The last three drops will fall. Bill |
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