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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:02:47 AM EDT
I Once heard that the way porn stars came up with their show names was this: If you go by your first name then take your middle name and if you go by your middle name take your first name.
Now for your last name just take your street name. Or if your street has more than one word in its name take whichever one has the coolest ring to it. My Porn star name is David Glade. Whats yours? 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:06 AM EDT
[#1]
I have always heard that is your first pet's name and your first street name.
If thats the case, than mine would be Rambo Macarthur Your way would be Todd Macarthur. I like the todd macarthur. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Ackbar.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Loren Hawthorne.
Sounds more like a soap opera name. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:00 AM EDT
[#4]
Tom Hung, lol.
But otherwise following the pet and street, Mac (McGuire) Bittersweet. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:15 AM EDT
[#5]
Michael Powell. Or, five years ago, Michael Barford. Either way, more like a respectable businessman than a porn star.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:34 AM EDT
[#6]
Bobby Broadway
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Wayne Loma
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:55 AM EDT
[#8]
That is a GREAT porn star name! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:22 AM EDT
[#9]
Also works with your first pets name and your mothers maiden name...
Sparky Brown, baby! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:31 AM EDT
[#10]
"Willem Strecker" ... that doesn't sound half bad.  Although I thought the rule was something like the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on (not the street you currently live on). If that's the rule, then my name would be "Leviathan Hyldekrogen" 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:33 AM EDT
[#11]
Mike Maple
OK now where are all the Hot Porn Starlets I am ready to start my first day of work. 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Neil Islander
Pet way: Merlin Islander |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Wolf Blitzer!
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:07:49 AM EDT
[#14]
James Beachwood.
Hey... that sounds like a good p0rn name! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:08:02 AM EDT
[#15]
Brandon Iron
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:08:43 AM EDT
[#16]
Wishmydik Wasbigger
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:09:25 AM EDT
[#17]
Hugh G. Rection
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:23 AM EDT
[#18]
Bert Cheney
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:51 AM EDT
[#20]
John Cocktoaston
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:11:47 AM EDT
[#21]
In the pet case, Jackie Eastern.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:12:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Big Ears Pine
My dog's name was Big Ears My first street's name was Pine |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:12:43 AM EDT
[#23]
Hahaha! Best one yet!  Kid: "Are you a cop?" Fletch: "As far as you know!" ETA: I've always heard it's your middle name and the street you live on. In this case, my name is Kiyoshi Corte Venosa.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:14 AM EDT
[#24]
Nick Pappageorgio
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:37 AM EDT
[#25]
Glen Wood ! No kidding!
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:48 AM EDT
[#26]
 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:15:10 AM EDT
[#27]
Same as my St Patricks Day name...
Pat MaGroin |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:16:01 AM EDT
[#28]
Hairy Sacks...
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:16:51 AM EDT
[#29]
Dick Gozinya
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:18:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Middle name + street = James Metro
or 1st pet + Street = Misty Metro |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:19:52 AM EDT
[#31]
Richard Head...the actual name of my milkman.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:20:57 AM EDT
[#32]
My name is Long, Miles Long
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:23:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Matt Union
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:23:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Middle name + current street= Leigh Atlanta
1st pet + 1st street= Ginger Elizabeth |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:31:20 AM EDT
[#35]
Street name? I don't have a street name unless you consider people calling me the "Chimney Man".
If that's the case, it would be Radean Chimney. If I go with my first pet's name, it be Wiggles Chimney.  Edit: D'oh! Street name as in the name of the street I live on. ...never mind, it's just as bad. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:33:08 AM EDT
[#36]
Middle name + current street = Joe 21st
1st pet + 1st Street = Zoe Bayard Either way, that kinda sucks for me.... |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:33:32 AM EDT
[#37]
Throbbing Gristle
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:34:44 AM EDT
[#38]
Buddy Birchwood
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:36:03 AM EDT
[#39]
Purple Cheese.
Name not to be forgot. Think about that next time you cut the "cheese." |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:36:47 AM EDT
[#40]
Italian pornstar, Al Dente
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:37:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Middle + Street = Damian Granada
Pet + Street = Prince Dorrington I guess it's gay porn. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:38:46 AM EDT
[#42]
Aye Likepie
Hung Likamule  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:39:02 AM EDT
[#43]
James Walker Chapel |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:40:12 AM EDT
[#44]
I have the best pr0n name on this Board!
It's..... Eric The Hung! Eric The(I'mNotADickAboutItThough)Hun 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:40:25 AM EDT
[#45]
Hokie Pokey, at your service
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:41:20 AM EDT
[#46]
 Kickstand!  You weren't in those Dingo Boots ads in the '70's were you?  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:43:28 AM EDT
[#47]
1st Street - Lee Morgan
Current Street - Lee Connecticut Pet - Sydney Morgan |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:46:20 AM EDT
[#48]
Travis Treipod
Or 1st pet, 1st street: Samson Gillette |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:52:44 AM EDT
[#49]
WTH is that?  Edit: Saw BigDozer's post. Think I just need to stay the hell out of this thread. 
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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:54:34 AM EDT
[#50]
I can't believe no one has said this yet
Buck Naked - George Costanza from Seinfeld
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