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Posted: 9/3/2004 11:02:47 AM EDT
I Once heard that the way porn stars came up with their show names was this: If you go by your first name then take your middle name and if you go by your middle name take your first name.

Now for your last name just take your street name. Or if your street has more than one word in its name take whichever one has the coolest ring to it.

My Porn star name is David Glade. Whats yours?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:06 AM EDT
I have always heard that is your first pet's name and your first street name.

If thats the case, than mine would be Rambo Macarthur

Your way would be Todd Macarthur.

I like the todd macarthur.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:44 AM EDT
Ackbar.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:51 AM EDT
Loren Hawthorne.

Sounds more like a soap opera name.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:06:00 AM EDT by Rem700PSS]
Tom Hung, lol.

But otherwise following the pet and street, Mac (McGuire) Bittersweet.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:15 AM EDT
Michael Powell. Or, five years ago, Michael Barford. Either way, more like a respectable businessman than a porn star.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:34 AM EDT
Bobby Broadway
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:51 AM EDT
Wayne Loma
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:05:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Tom Hung, lol.



That is a GREAT porn star name!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:22 AM EDT
Also works with your first pets name and your mothers maiden name...
Sparky Brown, baby!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:31 AM EDT

"Willem Strecker"

... that doesn't sound half bad.



Although I thought the rule was something like the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on (not the street you currently live on).

If that's the rule, then my name would be

"Leviathan Hyldekrogen"
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:33 AM EDT
Mike Maple

OK now where are all the Hot Porn Starlets I am ready to start my first day of work.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:33 AM EDT
Neil Islander

Pet way: Merlin Islander
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:06:35 AM EDT
Wolf Blitzer!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:07:49 AM EDT
James Beachwood.

Hey... that sounds like a good p0rn name!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:08:02 AM EDT
Brandon Iron
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:08:43 AM EDT
Wishmydik Wasbigger
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:09:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:12:53 AM EDT by einnor1040]
Hugh G. Rection
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:23 AM EDT
Bert Cheney
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:28 AM EDT
First dog's name was "Diesel."

Grew up living on Richard Avenue.

I guess my name would be "Diesel Richard," however, I figure that would quickly be changed to "Diesel Dick", for marketing reasons. . .
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:10:51 AM EDT
John Cocktoaston
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:11:47 AM EDT
In the pet case, Jackie Eastern.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:12:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:13:29 AM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:12:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:13:37 AM EDT by Spitfire75]

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
John Cocktoaston



Hahaha! Best one yet!
Kid: "Are you a cop?"
Fletch: "As far as you know!"

ETA: I've always heard it's your middle name and the street you live on. In this case, my name is Kiyoshi Corte Venosa.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:14 AM EDT
Nick Pappageorgio
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:37 AM EDT
Glen Wood ! No kidding!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:14:48 AM EDT


Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:15:10 AM EDT
Same as my St Patricks Day name...


Pat MaGroin
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:16:01 AM EDT
Hairy Sacks...
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:16:51 AM EDT
Dick Gozinya
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:18:22 AM EDT
Middle name + street = James Metro

or

1st pet + Street = Misty Metro



Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:19:52 AM EDT
Richard Head...the actual name of my milkman.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:20:57 AM EDT
My name is Long, Miles Long
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:23:28 AM EDT
Matt Union
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:23:43 AM EDT
Middle name + current street= Leigh Atlanta
1st pet + 1st street= Ginger Elizabeth
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:31:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:33:48 AM EDT by Sweep]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:33:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:33:41 AM EDT by shaggy]
Middle name + current street = Joe 21st

1st pet + 1st Street = Zoe Bayard

Either way, that kinda sucks for me....
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:33:32 AM EDT
Throbbing Gristle
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:34:44 AM EDT
Buddy Birchwood
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:36:03 AM EDT
Purple Cheese.

Name not to be forgot. Think about that next time you cut the "cheese."
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:36:47 AM EDT
Italian pornstar, Al Dente
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:37:38 AM EDT
Middle + Street = Damian Granada

Pet + Street = Prince Dorrington

I guess it's gay porn.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:38:46 AM EDT
Aye Likepie

Hung Likamule

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:39:02 AM EDT

James Walker Chapel
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:40:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:40:25 AM EDT
Hokie Pokey, at your service
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:41:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
www.haluzak.com/accessories/kickstand.jpg







Kickstand!

You weren't in those Dingo Boots ads in the '70's were you?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:43:28 AM EDT
1st Street - Lee Morgan
Current Street - Lee Connecticut
Pet - Sydney Morgan
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:46:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:49:12 AM EDT by kill-9]
Travis Treipod

Or 1st pet, 1st street: Samson Gillette
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:52:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 11:54:58 AM EDT by Sweep]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:54:34 AM EDT
I can't believe no one has said this yet

Buck Naked

- George Costanza from Seinfeld
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