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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:46:02 PM EDT
When I was young and in college I had a psycho GF that was playing games with me. She would decide when we were dating and when we werent. It would be up to her convience and any other dudes that she may have been interested in. So one day I had enough of her shit and called it quits. Some of my buddies and I go to a bar that night and she her there with another dude. I get so mad after a few beers I couldnt stand it. I ordered a pitcher of beer and walked to over to her, said hello and dumped it on her head. Oops.
 Bouncers from hell were decending on me, I didnt see them in my drunken state but my buddies did and I was instantly carried out of the bar before the bouncers could get to me. Thank God for loyal good friends. They were pissed as hell that I wasted a perfectly good pitcher of beer on a HO. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:47:01 PM EDT
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Married her.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:47:05 PM EDT
[#2]
i pooped on her chest once
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:47:06 PM EDT
[#3]
One of my ex's who cheated on me with 3 guys I got some revenge. I keylogged her PC and well, yeah, that was fun. LOL!!!!
She got caught in so many lies.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:48:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Oooooooh, I cannot say.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:48:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Dang - I'm too slow. Good line. I was going to post it! |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:48:14 PM EDT
[#6]
 For posterity's sake... |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:48:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:48:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Held back a few inches.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:52:34 PM EDT
[#9]
nailed her best friend, on her bed at her house during a party.
She never did invite me to another party..... 
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:54:55 PM EDT
[#10]
After I had cleaned up she had to replace her new drapes.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:56:22 PM EDT
[#11]
dammit, twice too slow |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:56:28 PM EDT
[#12]
I called an ex-girlfriend while I was dating another gal. My ex had played many head games with me and only wanted me when someone else did too. I asked her out because my current girlfriend had pissed me off that night.
We went to watch a movie at my mother's house. Things started to get kind of heated, and my bro calls and tells me my girlfriend is on the way to my dad's house....a 45min drive. I told my ex I had to take her home. She was very, very pissed. It took me 25min to get her in the car....my mom's house was 3miles out of town, and I didn't think it was right to let her walk, although I really wanted to.  I made it back to my dad's with about 10min to spare, and had a lovely night with my girlfriend.I proceeded to play this kind of game with my ex for the next 2 years.........it got kind of crazy some times. I had my own personal stalker for a while. She still even asks my friends about me every once in a while...... I've been married for 13yrs now. It was kind of mean; ok, it was terrible, but she deserved it. edited to add: Later that summer, the girlfriend found out where my ex worked..a clothing store....and went with her friend to buy a few silky naughty things. They had my ex help them, all the while my ex not knowing that they knew who she was. The two girls proceeded to talk about all the things she was going to do with me while wearing nightgowns. They said my ex had a very hard time being nice after that.....
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:59:53 PM EDT
[#13]
I once broke up with a psycho head-case while in mid-stroke.
Seriously. Should have waited a few more minutes. 
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Posted: 10/9/2005 4:59:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Holy crap! |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:04:56 PM EDT
[#15]
I have no such stories to tell. I've never laid down a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl or an Angry Pirate and never ruined any drapes.
What can I say? After all I've been through, I'm still a NICE guy. Not a doormat, but a really NICE guy when it comes to the ladies. I did leave a note on a former GF's windshield once that wasn't too nice...it said, "This blood from my lip is payment in full. GO TO HELL." And yes, there was a spot of blood on it, that came from my lip, which came from when she put her hand on my mouth and attempted to push me down, causing one of my own teeth to cut inside my lip, just a little bit. That was it. As bad as I ever got to anyone. And no, I never did have any more contact with her, EVER. I saw her once at a rummage sale that I decided to stop by and check out, and when I saw her, I just turned around and left. No need to even say hi. I couldn't predict what she might do, and as I think she's a bit of a mental screwjob, I didn't want to find out. I'm sure I've surprised a few girls after breakups because I've NEVER tried to restart something with any girl once we had broken up. NEVER. And I'm sure that's something that many girls have not experienced. It seems they ALWAYS expect reconciliation to be attempted. No way. Not from me. If it broke once, it'll break again. I won't go back. Deal with it. CJ |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:05:25 PM EDT
[#16]
Once broke up with a girl an hour before her senior prom.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:05:38 PM EDT
[#17]
I dumped one the same day she got fired....Didn't really plan on dumping her but her friends saw me out with someone else..I would have felt bad but she wasn't really attracted to me. She would come and stay at my place on the weekends so she could go out with her girlfriends..
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:05:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Every bad thing I ever said or did to an ex-girlfriend was negated by the endless list of shitty, snitty and evil things they ever did to me or any of their other boyfriends.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:06:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:06:28 PM EDT
[#20]
OK how about I got my ex indicted and sent to prison......
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:08:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Way back in my 20's the girl I was dating gave me the
" I Need Some Space " talk . I was pissed , so that night I went out and nailed one of her friends in the parking lot of the bar . 30 min later when I got home , my space needing GF was waiting at my apartment to make up with me .... Orally  So I let her |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:09:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Dirty Sanchez
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:09:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Long ago, I lit her car up in the front yard of her mom's house.
5 gallons of gas really makes a big light show. I bought her the car to begin with and I caught her trying to sell it for some drug money. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:09:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Two in the pink, one in the stink! Bowling ball grip!
Just kidding. I've never done mean things to any woman I've dated. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:13:57 PM EDT
[#25]
left her by the side of the road 100 miles from home
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:18:09 PM EDT
[#26]
 Damn, man. That's just cold. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:21:12 PM EDT
[#27]
her mother
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:21:18 PM EDT
[#28]
i can always imagine that i will pull a cowboy someday, it ain't ever gonna happen though but it is fun to daydream
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:22:57 PM EDT
[#29]
Told her I'd rather drive long haul over the road and be alone than spend one more night with her.
That was 5 years ago, and I'm still at the same job!
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:25:04 PM EDT
[#30]
The worst thing I ever did to an ex was simply making a good life for myself.
Linda broke up with me out of the blue. Absolutely crushed me. I found out after the fact that she had been seeing someone else for a while, and that she had actually still been seeing her previous BF when she got together with me. There's a whole long back story, but that's the thumbnail. It took me somewhere around a year to get over her. I started dating another woman (well, several actually), and fell in love. At the same time, I landed a great job. Fast forward 13 years, and I'm married to a beautiful, smart, talented woman whom I madly love. We bought our dream house, I became a success at both of my jobs, with the attendant financial success. All in all, I managed to put together a great life. Last year, Linda moved into the rental property next door before she realized I live here. The guy she moved into the house with was led out in handcuffs following a domestic dispute a few weeks later. Since then, she gets to see the life I built for myself each and every day. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:25:55 PM EDT
[#31]
Buried her little Chevy Chevette under a massive pile of snow
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:29:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Damn, too slow. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:29:59 PM EDT
[#33]
I stranded a girlfriend and her sisters in Lake Tahoe, many years ago. They ended up taking the bus back home. She was a beauty, but she wasn't true.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:33:54 PM EDT
[#34]
Question - - - was she cleaning off her friend's vag juice and your cum cocktail? ?
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:34:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Damn. Remind me to never hitch a ride from you. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:34:50 PM EDT
[#36]
You dated my X-wife too? |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:36:46 PM EDT
[#37]
Nice |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:40:04 PM EDT
[#38]
Well yeah , but I was trying to word it nicely
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:44:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Told her I did her sister, and that her sister was tighter, while I was in bed with her.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:45:42 PM EDT
[#40]
well wait, let me explain. you had to be there |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:49:45 PM EDT
[#41]
That...is one hell of an explaination. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:50:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Yep, thats the best one so far. |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:53:49 PM EDT
[#43]
Took two to the same party, then spent the night keeping each one corraled in a separate room; it was fun, and I didn't get caught.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:55:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Well, I just learned that the girl I had started seeing (and really liked to, of course) was still for all intents and purposes dating the guy she claimed to be broken up with. He's AF Reserve, and in a different state. I'm pissed. I have his myspace.com profile on MY computer, b/c she logged into it from MY room. Thinking about sending him a pic of my cock, just to let him know where his little sweetie has been lately. I hate players.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:59:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Dry docked a stink pickle in HER cat's litter box.
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:07:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Don't start.
I can't name the "worse" thing. The one the bothers me is when the g/f was locked out of my apartment listening to me having sex with my neighbor. She stayed there all night, I had to leave via the window (a 2nd floor jump does kinda smart, BTW) |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:12:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Most rotten? I'm not sure what the most rotten thing I did was, but puting the Nair in her shampoo was up there...
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:27:56 PM EDT
[#48]
Well The best story I have is what I did to my ex wifes boyfrend/husband(guy she left me for).
He was also in the Army and I met this guy and he was wearing a Ranger Tab and Halo wings. I thought hmm this guy is a Supply guy getting ready to become a 91 series (bio medicin or something) how did he get these schools???? I ask him a few questions and he has no idea about either of the schools. 8 months later I manage to get his SSN so I call 4th Ranger training BDE to see if he is legit.HAHA!!! shithead has never stepped foot in Ranger school, so I call his Commander and let him in on this info and later he is reduced to E-2 or something like that. The best thing is he had just completed his 91 series training and was looking forward to have a good career with training that would have landed him a good job on the outside. And to top it off a few months later he gets drunk flips his Ford Ranger and gets a DUI Long story short he got put out of the Army and my Ex got stuck with the bill on the Ford Ranger as they let the Collision insurance expire. Aint Karma a Bitch. BTW she is on he 3rd husband and of course he is a Paratrooper in the 82nd every husband she has had has been in the 82nd. FREE |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 7:07:02 PM EDT
[#49]
Hahahahaha That's gotta smart. Worst I've ever done was cheat on the girl. 
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Posted: 10/9/2005 8:13:15 PM EDT
[#50]
[Reaching for Kleenex] Sniff, I just love a happy ending when the guy and girl get back together again. And my wife thinks I'm not a romantic[/Reaching for another Kleenex]
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