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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:41:52 AM EST
Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air.

Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:43:55 AM EST
I've long said that safe sex involves goggles and a respirator.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:44:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 10:47:51 AM EST by Ciraxis]
EDIT:

Nevermind I have a better idea
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:44:59 AM EST
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:45:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
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Don't you bring your creepy fetishes into this. Some people
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:45:47 AM EST
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If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:46:37 AM EST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k



Breathe,breathe in the air........don't be afraid to care.......
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:46:42 AM EST
Mine got a tubal ligation, so that would have to be some really strong air.

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:46:51 AM EST
That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:47:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By TokerM:
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.


I'd sure give it a good go.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:47:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air.

Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone
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Where is this office... I need my wife to deliver cookies...
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:47:37 AM EST
We're trying so I'll tell my wife to go outside and jog.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:47:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By hooligan223:
That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead.
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Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:48:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air.

Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone
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SUP GIRL


Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:48:46 AM EST
My FB timeline is full of pregnant belly pictures and newborns. My wife and I are scared to even sleep in the same bed!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:48:46 AM EST
my wife is hounding me for another kid

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:49:33 AM EST
Well, UT state does have the highest birthrate....

Utah had the highest birth rate, with 88 births per 1,000 women age 15 to 44.
http://www.babycenter.com/0_surprising-facts-about-birth-in-the-united-states_1372273.bc
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:50:02 AM EST
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Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead.


Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds.

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:50:38 AM EST
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Originally Posted By devildog12210:
My FB timeline is full of pregnant belly pictures and newborns. My wife and I are scared to even sleep in the same bed!
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RIGHT!?

My FB has become a nightmare for me
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:50:42 AM EST
Shit, if you can bottle that, you can probably sell some to my fiance'.

I'm only marginally kidding.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:51:31 AM EST
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If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.
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Originally Posted By TokerM:
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.


Keep trying. I'll get the camera.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:52:25 AM EST
A co-worker of mine said after his wife became pregnant for the 5th or 6th time, "I think there must be something in the air. Probably legs..."
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:52:44 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead.


Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds.
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1403_clip04.jpg


Yeah I don't think so. We don't have medical MJ here and my balls are big enough already.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:52:50 AM EST
Wasn't me....

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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:53:00 AM EST
now that you mention it I do feel slightly nauseous today.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:53:25 AM EST
It's not in the air it's in the pipes!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:53:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By JonnyVain:
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Dude, don't aid and abet. "Ride" the baby making process out as long as you can.

When her period comes you'll be all.....


Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:53:38 AM EST
Shit, I try to stay away from Facebook right now. I fear it's contagious.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:55:42 AM EST
This is me

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:56:24 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air.

Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone
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Was it because of secondhand vape-ing?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 10:57:40 AM EST
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This is me

http://www.thejakartapost.com/files/images2/flood_10.jpg
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Don't be too scared. Kids aren't that bad. Give me a minute and I'll think of something worse.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:00:04 AM EST
you know, it wouldn't be that terrible....except for the frickin diapers....
i hate diapers...

lemme see if i have a friday available for a doctors visit.....
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:00:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Compass:


I'd sure give it a good go.
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Originally Posted By Compass:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By TokerM:
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.


I'd sure give it a good go.




Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:00:47 AM EST
Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option.

I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:01:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Compass:


I'd sure give it a good go.
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Originally Posted By Compass:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By TokerM:
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.


I'd sure give it a good go.

interdasting
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:02:18 AM EST
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interdasting
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Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Originally Posted By Compass:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By TokerM:
Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?


If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.


I'd sure give it a good go.

interdasting


Sorry man. The best one won
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:02:41 AM EST
This thread is lacking in basic biology.

Don't make me drag out the worn movie projector and make us all watch that awful movie for the thousandth time.

I'll go get the condoms and babnanas.

Settle down, class!


Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:03:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option.

I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook.
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We don't have to, no. Some of us prefer other things.

My aunt has been with her partner for 30 years. Never had kids, never married. Perfectly happy.

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:03:32 AM EST
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oops, double
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:04:53 AM EST
I vote for this attempt carried live on Subnet Radio.

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:06:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By leanman1:
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I'm down. We'll throw MrsSubnet in the pile, while we're at it.

Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:07:28 AM EST
I guess I better stop sprayin my stuff in the atmosphere, after all they used to call me the "Master Blaster"
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:22:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
I'm down. We'll throw MrsSubnet in the pile, while we're at it.

Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing.
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
Originally Posted By leanman1:
I vote for this attempt carried live on Subnet Radio.

I'm down. We'll throw MrsSubnet in the pile, while we're at it.

Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing.


I'll make a vid for you. Pics too.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:25:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option.

I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook.
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I had friends tell me I would change my mind. I never did.
No regrets at all. My sibling has a new child and I know I made the right decision for me!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:27:37 AM EST
XCR--it's just you and me babe!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:29:23 AM EST
Well on the upside if you do knock her up you don't need to worry.....for a while
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:30:43 AM EST
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XCR--it's just you and me babe!!
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Hold me. I'm scared.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:31:20 AM EST
EVERYONE START WEARING THESE!

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:35:28 AM EST
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We're never having kids in Utah. The pollution is terrible in the valleys.

ETA: Damn it. You weren't being literal.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:37:20 AM EST
I dont think that is how that works
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:38:54 AM EST
You gotta get some to make em pregnant.
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