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Posted: 7/20/2002 5:27:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2002 5:32:11 PM EST by --BATMAN--]
Need a new utility belt. What should I include? Edited to say I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--!
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:35:25 PM EST
How abouta pair of balls...
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:38:28 PM EST
.....and a bat to go with them! medcop NOTBATMAN
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:39:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:40:54 PM EST
So you say you want a strap-on...???
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:41:23 PM EST
I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms. I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:41:39 PM EST
TROJANS!
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:42:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2002 5:46:50 PM EST by LotBoy]
A place to hold your Meds.
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:42:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:45:16 PM EST
I'd say rubbers but your wearing a rubber suit.
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:46:07 PM EST
a laser cutter deally
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:50:53 PM EST
Ok there are only two things you need......... A MANCARD...and a gay side kick!!!!! Thats it! Anti might work out for you...;)
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:57:21 PM EST
Ok, here's what you need. An extralarge roll of Duck tape,a set of jumper cables, motor oil, and a bowl of green jello. Go to that "HO"tel in East St. Louis... you know the one, and wait for further instructions.
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 5:59:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 6:03:36 PM EST
Ok...can't tell you anything for the belt....but if you need to learn personal protection....I can teach you how to THUMP the bad guy or gal...
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 6:12:42 PM EST
An invitation to a costume party so the cops don't lock you in the nut house [whacko]
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 6:13:04 PM EST
Lets keep him safe from litigation by: Changing his name from BATMAN to something more innocuous, like MISTER HELPFUL PERSON. We'll also need to provide him with some reading materials like: 1) The Pocket Guide To Political Correctness 2) Universal Language Translator 3) You're Gay, But It's OK (The manual) 4) A Laymans Guide to Islam. __________________________________________ Hey, Where did all the Americans go?
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 6:13:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By 50Cal-Girl: ....I can teach you how to THUMP the bad guy or gal...
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Yes, but can you also instruct in the methods of BIFF, SOCK, and POW?
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 6:39:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By 455SD: I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms. I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.
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No, that's Spiderman.
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Dude, you absolutly correct. My bad.
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 7:57:43 PM EST
An anti-refrigerator penetrating device.....
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 8:29:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2002 8:44:39 PM EST by gardenWeasel]
[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/spider.gif[/img] "This thread makes me feel super and I tingle all over"
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 10:07:29 PM EST
Lots of cold, refreshing Duff's! [img]http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/duffman.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_661.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/20/2002 10:43:21 PM EST
Ammunition for his 10-22, and a holster for his .38. That's all!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:06:45 AM EST
oh my lol, I love the spiderman animation.
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:16:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 4:34:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By --BATMAN--: I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--!
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See Class? Here is what happens when you mix more than one controlled substance at a time. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rolleyes2.gif[/img] Orderly, please take "Batman" back to his room. Make sure the restraints are tightly placed. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 7:31:38 AM EST
Kentucky Jelly....you gots to have ya' some KY!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:14:46 PM EST
Ummmmm, hows 'bout a "sonic-electronic ball breaker"?
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:59:48 PM EST
Are you sure you're Batman? Or maybe you're one of these guys? [img]http://www.alexrossart.com/rossreport/oct2001/img/ambigduomockcoverLG.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:30:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:48:20 PM EST
--BATMAN-- ASKED [b]Need a new utility belt. What should I include? Edited to say I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--![/b] Use your Garter belt!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:56:07 PM EST
Thank you for all your suggestions, Alfred has recorded them in the Batlog. Now, Alfred, please continue cleaning the Bat-Bushmaster. ... damn it feels good to be a --BATMAN--!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 8:20:23 PM EST
You need to ditch Alfred and get some real help... I haven't seen Carmen Electra doing much these days, she's probably available.... and I'm sure someone on this board has a French maid outfit she could borrow.... [x]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 9:20:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 9:31:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By 455SD: I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms. I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.
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Beat me to it...
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 10:35:04 PM EST
naked pictures of catwoman and batgirl ????
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 9:19:23 AM EST
How about an inflatable friend for those lonely nights on patrol.
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 9:26:24 AM EST
Tin foil.
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 9:54:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By Mugzilla: Tin foil.
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for making hats? [<]:)] [x]
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 10:40:27 AM EST
[B]bat man needs:[/b] a collapsible trapeze A bull whip (frestly salted) a damp sponge jumper cables a portable generator and some 60 grit sand paper [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D]
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 10:53:14 AM EST
Ammunition for his 10-22, and a holster for his .38.
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Umm, does that mean Imbroglio is batman? I would have never guessed.z
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 11:02:01 AM EST
1. Bucket of KFC chicken 2. A midget 3. A donkey named pookie 4. Half tube of Preperation H 5. Small box of chic-lets 6. Red Rooster pills 7. Bottle of ripple
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 11:04:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 11:09:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By DScott: Are you sure you're Batman? Or maybe you're one of these guys?
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He's NOT gay--that was just a misunderstanding.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 1:54:58 PM EST
Well Duhhhh, you need a LEGP 2002 AR-15 and lots of mags
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