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Posted: 10/18/2004 12:25:06 PM EST
What songs do you love that would make a liberal screech "THAT'S INSENSITIVE!!!!!!!"

My personal favorites are Let's Get Retarded by the Black Eyed Peas and, of course, Dixieland, and quite probably, the Star Spangled Banner.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:29:51 PM EST
"Closer" - by Nine Inch Nails (and Maroon Five).
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:31:36 PM EST
The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinski. One of the most awesome pieces of music ever composed, but most people don't understand it and hate it. The people in the theater in 1913 rioted. Of course probably half of the reason was the very odd ballet coreography.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:34:08 PM EST
Rock the Casbah by The Clash

"Drop the bombs between the minarets"
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:37:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:39:02 PM EST
Bodies by the Sex Pistols...
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:40:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 12:42:52 PM EST by RiffRandall]
+1 on Dixie & "Closer"
"I Know You're Fvcking Someone Else" by Type O Negative.....full of misogyny & general misanthropy.
"Bodies" by The Sex Pistols. Rude, crude anti abortion punk.

<edit> to squeezecockerp7m8 re "Bodies".
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:41:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:44:02 PM EST
The Angry American by Toby Keith.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:49:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
The Angry American by Toby Keith.



Beat me to it... just barely!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:51:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
There was an mpeg that came out around the start of OEF. It had a song dubbed into it with lyrics something like,"...die MFer, die MFer, die..."

The military scenes coupled with that song really raised your patriotic spirit of complete resolve.






performed by Dope. Kickass band
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:53:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:
+1 on Dixie & "Closer"
"I Know You're Fvcking Someone Else" by Type O Negative.....full of misogyny & general misanthropy.
"Bodies" by The Sex Pistols. Rude, crude anti abortion punk.

<edit> to squeezecockerp7m8 re "Bodies".



Just beat you to it by a minute...here are the lyrics for those that haven't heard it:

Sex Pistols
Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex... (1977)
Bodies

She was a girl from Birmingham
she just had an abortion
she was a case of insanity
her name was Pauline she lived in a tree

She was a no-one who killed her baby
she sent her letters from the country
she was an animal
she was a bloody disgrace

Body I'm not an animal
Mummy I'm not an abortion

Dragged on a table in a factory
illegitimate place to be
in a packet in a lavatory
die little baby screaming

Body screaming fucking bloody mess
it's not an animal it's an abortion

Body I'm not an animal
Body I'm not an abortion

Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
I'm not a discharge I'm not a loss in
protein I'm not a throbbing squirm Ah!


Fuck fhis and fuck that
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat
She don't wanna baby that looks like that
I don't wanna baby that looks like that.

Body I'm not an animal
Body i'm not an abortion

Mummy! Ugh!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:57:09 PM EST
Jimi Hendrix rendition of the Star, Spangled Banner that he played at Woodstock in the early 70s.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:58:39 PM EST
Revolution Number 9.

Turn me on dead fucker...
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 1:01:38 PM EST
Nickelback - Figured you out

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test

I like the white stains on your dress
I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck

And I love your lack of self respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck


And I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
Why not before, you never tried
Gone for good, and this is it

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
Why not before, you never tried
Gone for good, and this is it
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 1:10:08 PM EST
"Takin' Retards to the Zoo" by The Dead Milkmen

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 1:15:09 PM EST
White America.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:02:57 PM EST
"Simple Man" by Charlie Daniels

If the US libs aspire to be like the Canadian social democrats they will reject the national anthem until it is in Spanish, French, Punjabi, Hindi, Mandarin, Arabic and/or Farsi, and some African tribal language with clicks and stuff in it. When someone realizes there is no First Nations language representation, and most of the people in the various tribes state that they don't care and have more important things to worry about, various liberal professional protestors, led by the Rev Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, the Committee for American Islamic Relations, the Sierra Club and Al Gore will very intellectually and paternally look after the underrepresented First Nations and point out all the injustice by suing the Federal and State governments to force the addition of that too. The national anthem will then be 33 minutes long, and noone will understand a word of it. The words "proudly" (pride, especially patriotic, is pure jingoism and has to be stopped so we can have peace under the UN), "hailed" (might be a reference to some to Hitler and thereby justify antisemitism), "broad" (hurts the overweight), "watched" "rocket" "glare" "flag" "banner" "see" (might offend the optically challenged), oh heck, it'll just look like this but in several languages approved by the UN:

O say, can you, by the dawn's early light unless you enjoy sleeping in with whomever or noone if you like,
What so humbly we non-judgmentally approved by an open multi-racial forum at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose likeable symbols of choice, thro' the safe candlelight vigils,
O'er the public airwaves we tuned in, were so enjoyably streaming?
And the gay pride paraders flare, the black power fists thrusted in air,
Gave a sign thro' the day or night that your particular symbol was still there.
O say, does your particular symbol you like yet wave and/or burn
O'er the open bordered lands/villages/commune/peoples/... of the cooperative and the shared home(s) of the likeable?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:06:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 2:07:23 PM EST by DzlBenz]

BIG FAT BLONDE

by Bob Walkenhorst


I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind
I want a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Me and my big fat blonde, we like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of a wrestling match
With a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Well, I'm talking six-foot Swede, 40-30-40
Amazon bombshell, tall, damp, and dirty
Talking six-foot blonde
Hubba-hubba!
Me and J.D. Salinger are sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister, I'm doing it for
A big fat blonde

Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!
Big fat blondes
Everywhere!
Big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

___________________________

Copyright 1983 by Robert J. Walkenhorst

Recorded by The Rainmakers on the LP "The Rainmakers" (Mercury
830 214-2, 1986), re-released on the CD "Best of the Rainmakers"
(Mercury 514 866-2, 1993; distributed in Norway only)



I go see Walkenhorst a couple of times a month, usually. He hasn't played this song for like 15 years. Too bad - it's a good song.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:08:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:08:16 PM EST
Tool - Eulogy
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:22:52 PM EST
WTF? The the majority of these songs listed should definantly not be considered controversial, hell they sound suitable enough to be on radio disney. If they are controversial though, I must listen to some fucked up music.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:26:09 PM EST
Cop Killer by Ice-T ,just because they pulled it off the shelf.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:31:55 PM EST
Last Caress - Misfits

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s dead

Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as she spread

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

Go

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

Well, I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s dead

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death
One last caress

One last caress, sweet death
One last caress, sweet death

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh


Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:33:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:
Tool - Eulogy



Actually, I would vote for
Opiate.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:41:32 PM EST
A lot by DK, Adolescents, and punk bands in general!

Kill the Poor
I Kill Children
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:43:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:45:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:

Originally Posted By Misery:
A lot by DK, Adolescents, and punk bands in general!

Kill the Poor
I Kill Children



Don't forget Police Truck, and Holiday in Cambodia.



Or Kalifornia Uber Alles.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:45:42 PM EST
Just about anything by MOD or SOD...
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:52:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:
Tool - Eulogy



Actually, I would vote for
Opiate.



And I would vote for Aenema - Fuck all you gun toting hip gangster wannabes
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:52:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:
Nickelback - Figured you out

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test

I like the white stains on your dress
I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck

And I love your lack of self respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck


And I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
Why not before, you never tried
Gone for good, and this is it

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out

Now I did, you wonder why
Why not before, you never tried
Gone for good, and this is it



I love that song!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:56:55 PM EST
Die My Darlin

Metallica

"Die die die my darlin, don't utter a single word.

Die die die my darlin, just close your pretty mouth.

I'll be seeing you again, I'll be seeing you........... in Hell."
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:59:33 PM EST
Pretty much any song on Stuck Mojo's last CD "Declaration of a Headhunter" would piss of liberals. Hell the CD has an AR-15 on the cover of it. The song "Crooked Figurehead" on their CD rising is pretty much about Bill Clinton.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 3:25:18 PM EST
"Cop Killer" -- Body Count/Ice-T
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 3:51:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 3:58:18 PM EST by Atencio]

Originally Posted By Misery:
A lot by DK, Adolescents, and punk bands in general!

Kill the Poor
I Kill Children



Their stuff sounds offensive but is more often than not interrputed wrong. Politically, Jello Biafra is bed buddies with the wacko liberals and Green party members.


My favorite: Vigilante by Felony
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 3:59:33 PM EST
NIN, Closer (was it controversial?) and Independence Day, Martina McBride.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:02:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ogre_4070:

I love that song!



so do i. I guess it's nto that controversial...though Chad Kroeger's subtlety overwhelms me.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:07:29 PM EST
If I were President...
I help you understand...


Cross Canadian Ragweed

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:09:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:
"Closer" - by Nine Inch Nails (and Maroon Five).



Actually that might upset conservitives.. and be welcomed in ...liberal... places.

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:12:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By steady:

Cross Canadian Ragweed




I like them.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:17:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 4:17:54 PM EST by pale_pony]
One in a Million by G 'n R

I'd put the lyrics here, but I'd probably get banned.

Fugg it, here goes...


"One In A Million"

1,2,1,2,3,4
[Whistle]
Guess I needed sometime to get away
I needed some piece of mind
Some piece of mind that'll stay
So I thumbed it down to nine o six ten L.A. ("90610")
Maybe a Greyhound could be my way

Police and Niggers, that's right
Get out of my way
Don't need to buy none of your
Gold chains today
I don't need no bracelets
Clamped in front of my back
Just need my ticket; 'til then
Won't you cut me some slack?

You're one in a million
Yeah, that's what you are
You're one in a million, babe
You're a shooting star
Maybe someday we'll see you
Before you make us cry
You know we tried to reach you
But you were much too high
Much too high, much too high,
Much too high, yes, ow!

Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran,
Or spread some fuckin' disease
They talk so many goddamn ways
It's all Greek to me

Well some say I'm lazy
And others say that's just me
Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end, I
I keep it movin' along

You're one in a million
Oo, you're a shooting star
You're one in a million, babe
You know that you are
Maybe someday we'll see you, Oo
oh, Before you make us cry
You know we tried to reach you
But you were much too high
Much too high, Oo, much too high
Yeah,
Much too high, huh, no, no, oh
Ow!

Radicals and Racists
Don't point your finger at me
I'm a small town white boy
Just tryin' to make ends meet
Don't need your religion
Don't watch that much T.V.
Just makin' my livin', baby
Well that's enough for me

You're one in a million
Yeah that's what you are
You're one in a million, babe
You're a shooting star
Maybe someday we'll see you
Before you make us cry
You know we tried to reach you
But you were much too high
Much too high, ow, much too high,
Much too high, much too high
Yeah, yeee, yeah, yeee, igh!
Ow! Much too high
(Oh, much too high, ah,
much too high, ah, much too high
much too high, ow, much too high)

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:22:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:33:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 4:35:37 PM EST by motown_steve]
Can't believe no one remembered this one:

Ted Nugent - Kiss My Ass:

Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe)

I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
When the goin' gets tough
Kiss my ass!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can kiss my ass


Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

I've heard it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my ass
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:37:00 PM EST
Metallica cover of So What

Chris
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:42:03 PM EST
I don't think it's my favorite, and I don't agree with it, but it sure puts a lot of people on edge.....

Dear God
Xtc ( Album : Skylarking )

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And i pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
'cause they don't get enough to eat

From god,
I can't believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But i feel that i should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
'cause they can't make opinions meet,
About god,
I can't believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Don't know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well i know it ain't and so do you,
Dear god,
I can't believe in,
I don't believe in,

I won't believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it's the same the whole world 'round.
The hurt i see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody's unholy hoax,
And if you're up there you'll perceive,
That my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing i don't believe in...

It's you,
Dear god.

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:43:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By recoiljunky:
Die My Darlin

Metallica

"Die die die my darlin, don't utter a single word.

Die die die my darlin, just close your pretty mouth.

I'll be seeing you again, I'll be seeing you........... in Hell."



Oh fuck-ass, the world has come to the end, somebody actually thinks that's a Metallica song.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:43:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By cck:
Metallica cover of So What

Chris



Metallica did a cover of a Miles Davis jazz standard? That would be offensive!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:43:49 PM EST
Nobody mentioned any David Allen Coe? I think quoting some of the lyrics would get this thread locked.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:47:10 PM EST
"Arg, Fuck Kill" by The Dayglow Abortions
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:51:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 4:52:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
There was an mpeg that came out around the start of OEF. It had a song dubbed into it with lyrics something like,"...die MFer, die MFer, die..."

The military scenes coupled with that song really raised your patriotic spirit of complete resolve.




I saw that once, it was awesome. Anyone know where I can find it?
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