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Posted: 5/13/2004 7:27:03 AM EDT
Mine would have to be the two R. Kelly videos, "I Wanna Pee On You", and the "I Wanna Pee On You Re-Mix".




The blind white-power guy who didn't realize he was black was great, too!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:32:32 AM EDT
[#1]
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:35:34 AM EDT
[#2]
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:37:33 AM EDT
[#3]
I'm Rick James, Bitch.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:38:32 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"



Tyrone Biggums

Good stuff!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:39:17 AM EDT
[#5]
The Racial Draft.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:39:21 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.



Bitches!

Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:39:52 AM EDT
[#7]
The grand theft auto one was pretty good.  And everyone loves the charlie murphy/rick james stories.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:40:23 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
The Racial Draft.



[TigerWoods] Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken! [/TigerWoods]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:41:20 AM EDT
[#9]
wayne brady
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:43:53 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
wayne brady



I didn't know you liked to get wet.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:45:29 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"



Like the good book said, let he who is without sin, throw the first rock and I shall smoketh it
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:48:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:53:53 AM EDT
[#13]
The Niggar family skit.

"That family is going places. I mean we're rich, but they are niggar rich."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:57:08 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:59:59 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle



I wish I had two more hands so I could give them titties four thumbs down!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:05:46 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle



You hate catch phrases eh?

I'm Rick James bitch

Wheres the beef?

I pity the fool

Ayeee

Did I do that?

Cut, it, OUT

Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up

Hey Hay Hey

What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:13:08 AM EDT
[#17]
"What? I'm hostile?  Tyrone, you shivved my Dad!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:14:22 AM EDT
[#18]
The black white supremacist was pure genius.  
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:16:35 AM EDT
[#19]
It's a tie b/n:

"I'm Rick James beeyotch!"

&  

"I don't believe it - is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a ho?"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:17:38 AM EDT
[#20]
Samuel Jackson, made by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be fvcking fat girls in no time! You may even fight a nigger or two! Mmmmm mmmmm biiiiiiiitch!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:01:04 AM EDT
[#21]
Oparh  I got you bitch......
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:39:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Another for Wayne Brady.  Man, that guy's so wussified I thought he's gay.

Boy did he proved me wrong.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:41:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:47:10 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious




"assemble your crew."

"ballgame..blouses."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:50:07 AM EDT
[#25]
The one where he says the word Nigger all the time.  Oh that's so funny.


Really, some of his shows are funny but I get sick and tired of hearing him say nigger this and nigger that all the time.

DG84
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:00:57 PM EDT
[#26]
The "Wrap it up box" skit.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:40:10 PM EDT
[#27]
Samuale Jackson, "Umm umm BITCH!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:49:28 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious



Yep...a classic!

" After we were done, Prince made us some pancakes."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:09:33 PM EDT
[#29]
game... blouses
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:25:00 PM EDT
[#30]
Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:34:06 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
And everyone loves the charlie murphy/rick james stories.



Not me.

I love the show, but I hated the Rick James skits.  I was so pissed that they spent an entire episode on the same boring, repetitive gag.  The Prince basketball game was funny as hell though.

My favorite?  That's a tough one.

I think the Real World episode might have been the best.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:49:47 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
The black white supremacist was pure genius.  




That's my favorite. I can't remember the exact line, but it's along the lines of "if anyone's gonna screw my sister, it's gonna be ME!"

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:56:33 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Samuale Jackson, "Umm umm BITCH!"




LOL, i love that one too.


"made painstakingly by me, samuel l jackson...Itll get ya drunk. Youll be fucking fat girls in not time...you might even fight a nigga or two"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:00:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Fear Factor Crackhead.

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:06:34 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen!   Heroin is some bad stuff...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:08:06 PM EDT
[#36]
The singing herion, homeless and VD puppets.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:17:10 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
The singing herion, homeless and VD puppets.



Knee High Park was great

[Girl]My daddy says if you work hard all your dreams can come true[/Girl]

[Charlie]Thats the gayest shit I've heard[/Charlie]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:22:56 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
The black white supremacist was pure genius.  


Absolutely
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:29:50 PM EDT
[#39]
the Grand Theft auto Skit had me cracking up. also the first time I saw the show.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:30:35 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen!   Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:43:21 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen!   Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.



Cocaine is a hell of a drug....
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:59:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Black Bush in '04...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:04:33 PM EDT
[#43]
that entire show is the funniest thing on TV in many years

I like the skit where he's asking

"what if ?? ....... Dave Chapelle was on black celebrity juries ....."  
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:15:28 PM EDT
[#44]
The blind white supremacist, who is black and doesn't know it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:16:17 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen!   Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.



Cocaine is a hell of a drug....



That's the one.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:34:04 PM EDT
[#46]
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!  Also the one about things that kids need to know in a way they can understand.  A part from it went something like, "What y'all don't understand, I make love to my hand!  Something somthing I beat my dick like it owes me money!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:40:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Rick James skit
The Crackhead skits
VD puppets
R. Kelly videos
Plead the 5th skit
Lil Jon skits
The Real World spoof skit
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