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Posted: 5/13/2004 6:27:03 AM EST
Mine would have to be the two R. Kelly videos, "I Wanna Pee On You", and the "I Wanna Pee On You Re-Mix".




The blind white-power guy who didn't realize he was black was great, too!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:32:32 AM EST
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:35:34 AM EST
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:37:33 AM EST
I'm Rick James, Bitch.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:38:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By MDC85:
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"



Tyrone Biggums

Good stuff!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:39:17 AM EST
The Racial Draft.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:39:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.



Bitches!

Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:39:52 AM EST
The grand theft auto one was pretty good. And everyone loves the charlie murphy/rick james stories.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:40:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
The Racial Draft.



[TigerWoods] Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken! [/TigerWoods]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:41:20 AM EST
wayne brady
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:43:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
wayne brady



I didn't know you liked to get wet.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:45:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By MDC85:
the crackhead, i love that guy


"crack..its great. all you need is some cocaine and baking soda.....and i think i tasted egg and cinammon"



Like the good book said, let he who is without sin, throw the first rock and I shall smoketh it
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:48:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:53:53 AM EST
The Niggar family skit.

"That family is going places. I mean we're rich, but they are niggar rich."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:57:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:59:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle



I wish I had two more hands so I could give them titties four thumbs down!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:05:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 7:06:18 AM EST by Mmanwitgun]

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle



You hate catch phrases eh?

I'm Rick James bitch

Wheres the beef?

I pity the fool

Ayeee

Did I do that?

Cut, it, OUT

Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up

Hey Hay Hey

What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:13:08 AM EST
"What? I'm hostile? Tyrone, you shivved my Dad!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:14:22 AM EST
The black white supremacist was pure genius.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:16:35 AM EST
It's a tie b/n:

"I'm Rick James beeyotch!"

&

"I don't believe it - is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a ho?"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:17:38 AM EST
Samuel Jackson, made by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be fvcking fat girls in no time! You may even fight a nigger or two! Mmmmm mmmmm biiiiiiiitch!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:01:04 AM EST
Oparh I got you bitch......
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:39:13 AM EST
Another for Wayne Brady. Man, that guy's so wussified I thought he's gay.

Boy did he proved me wrong.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:41:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:47:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious




"assemble your crew."

"ballgame..blouses."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:50:07 AM EST
The one where he says the word Nigger all the time. Oh that's so funny.


Really, some of his shows are funny but I get sick and tired of hearing him say nigger this and nigger that all the time.

DG84
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:00:57 AM EST
The "Wrap it up box" skit.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:40:10 AM EST
Samuale Jackson, "Umm umm BITCH!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:49:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
I love the prince basketball sketch..

"How about a game of basketball. You and your friends, versus me..... and the revolution"


"now something I didn't know about prince is... this cat can ball"

HI larious



Yep...a classic!

" After we were done, Prince made us some pancakes."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:09:33 PM EST
game... blouses
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:25:00 PM EST
Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:34:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By LHD:
And everyone loves the charlie murphy/rick james stories.



Not me.

I love the show, but I hated the Rick James skits. I was so pissed that they spent an entire episode on the same boring, repetitive gag. The Prince basketball game was funny as hell though.

My favorite? That's a tough one.

I think the Real World episode might have been the best.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:49:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By ArmedAggie:
The black white supremacist was pure genius.




That's my favorite. I can't remember the exact line, but it's along the lines of "if anyone's gonna screw my sister, it's gonna be ME!"

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:56:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By CYBIN:
Samuale Jackson, "Umm umm BITCH!"




LOL, i love that one too.


"made painstakingly by me, samuel l jackson...Itll get ya drunk. Youll be fucking fat girls in not time...you might even fight a nigga or two"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:00:43 PM EST
Fear Factor Crackhead.

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:06:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen! Heroin is some bad stuff...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:08:06 PM EST
The singing herion, homeless and VD puppets.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:17:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
The singing herion, homeless and VD puppets.



Knee High Park was great

[Girl]My daddy says if you work hard all your dreams can come true[/Girl]

[Charlie]Thats the gayest shit I've heard[/Charlie]
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:22:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By ArmedAggie:
The black white supremacist was pure genius.


Absolutely
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:29:50 PM EST
the Grand Theft auto Skit had me cracking up. also the first time I saw the show.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:30:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gunbert:

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen! Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:43:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:

Originally Posted By Gunbert:

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen! Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.



Cocaine is a hell of a drug....
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:59:23 PM EST
Black Bush in '04...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:04:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 2:10:53 PM EST by cnatra]
that entire show is the funniest thing on TV in many years

I like the skit where he's asking

"what if ?? ....... Dave Chapelle was on black celebrity juries ....."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:15:28 PM EST
The blind white supremacist, who is black and doesn't know it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:16:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:

Originally Posted By Gunbert:

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I'm Rick James, Bitch.




Definately the best I've seen! Heroin is some bad stuff...



Cocaine is a powerful drug.



Cocaine is a hell of a drug....



That's the one.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:34:04 PM EST
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH! Also the one about things that kids need to know in a way they can understand. A part from it went something like, "What y'all don't understand, I make love to my hand! Something somthing I beat my dick like it owes me money!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:40:05 PM EST
Rick James skit
The Crackhead skits
VD puppets
R. Kelly videos
Plead the 5th skit
Lil Jon skits
The Real World spoof skit
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