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Posted: 2/25/2007 1:00:17 PM EST
Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:01:02 PM EST
why are you staring at my ball?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:01:03 PM EST
I've noticed this too.

It weirds. me. the. fuck. out.

I just assume they were never taught any class.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:02:21 PM EST
Does it have something to do with what they're saying or do the just do it for no reason?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:02:34 PM EST
It's far worse in a dorm. Hanging out in somebody's room, about half the guys there at any given time will have their hand straight down the front of their pants. I don't want to know if they're just grabbing through their underwear or actually touching the sack, and I damn sure don't want to shake hands with them afterwards.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:03:48 PM EST
Crabs, lice??

Ball fungus??
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:04:01 PM EST
It's a subliminal message.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:05:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.


Do you know a lot of baseball players?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:08:53 PM EST
Actually, it was a car dealer who did it in front of me most recently, but it's really, really weird. Usually someone's mom breaks them of that habit by the time they're three.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:10:35 PM EST
HOW EFFING HARD is it to learn not to touch your crotch while in public?

I swear that 90% of the population is functionally retarded.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:10:44 PM EST
Hernias.

No shit. They are pushing their guts back up into their abdominal cavity.

Hernia is the #1 most common operation on men.

Or, gay and they want you to oogle their package.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:11:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984: Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.
They're gay.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:12:09 PM EST
I heard that its a black thing ........we just dont understand.

my old boss used to say it was their "talk button"
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:13:10 PM EST
He is just making room for the woody he is getting over looking at you.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:14:49 PM EST
Dude, what is wrong with grabbing your own junk? I do it all the time. It's just a man thing. I mean if you have an itch, scratch it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:15:09 PM EST
It's teh ghey.
They're tellin' you they wanna pole-smoke ya.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:15:20 PM EST
My co-worker does this....


He had a Hernia and he would adjust all the time, He now does it after the sergery because of muscle memory. Drives me Nuts...!!!


Budump dump Pssssssss!!
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:23:15 PM EST
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:24:09 PM EST
I do it because you stare at me in the locker room.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:26:05 PM EST
It's an old Celtic tradition, they're "testifying".
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:30:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
why are you staring at my ball?



You only have one? I think they make artificial implants now.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:42:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/25/2007 1:50:09 PM EST by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By ScoutOut:

Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
why are you staring at my ball?



You only have one? I think they make artificial implants now.



yep.

www.neuticles.com


I'm going to upgrade to the 5.75 inch ones.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:44:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By CultureJammer:
I've noticed this too.

It weirds. me. the. fuck. out.

I just assume they were never taught any class.


lol, its called unclean motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:44:33 PM EST
My boss does it. He picks at his ass as well.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:44:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.


Yep.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:46:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lakeguy:
My boss does it. He picks at his ass as well.


I KNOW HIM!!! He does that, then he bites his fucking fingernails..

YUMMY
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:47:31 PM EST
Would you rather they grab your balls?

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:13:20 PM EST
i always say "I'm sure there is some kinda cream or something that can help you out with that".


my ex boss would do it all the time even after we made fun of him about it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:15:18 PM EST
You should offer to smell his fingers.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:23:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.


That is some funny shit
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:29:03 PM EST
So easy even a caveman can do it.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:37:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By CultureJammer:
HOW EFFING HARD is it to learn not to touch your crotch while in public?

I swear that 99% of the population is functionally retarded.


fixed it
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:38:39 PM EST
In the Army we called it the PTT or "Push to Talk" button.

When it happened it was usually answered by something like: "Pvt Mustapha, we are not on the Company Net, you do not need to use a push to talk to answer my questions"

Many times the only way to break pvts of this habit was to never allow them to speak unless they were at the position of parade rest
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:44:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/25/2007 3:44:19 PM EST by blacklisted]
That's a good question. When I was in High School, a lot of black kids walked around with their hands in their pants. I always thought it was weird as hell.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:52:24 PM EST
All the brothers used to check their package on the USS Midway. I never held my dick till I got stationed on the Midway. Then I used to check my package all the time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:10:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By crozomatic69:
I heard that its a black thing ........we just dont understand.

my old boss used to say it was their "talk button"


The weirdest thing is, the car dealer who did it WAS black. WTF?

Then again, most people I've seen doing it are older white men. The black car dealer was an older man too. Late 30's, early 40's. And they all seem sort of... wimpy. Maybe it's an aging libtard thing?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:13:47 PM EST
I occasionally have to "adjust" due to the size of my large cock. Sometimes it's during conversation with others. Usually guys that don't have to move it or adjust it also don't have this pesky oversized cock problem.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:25:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jacketch:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.


That is some funny shit


I almost fell out of my chair after reading that. Friggin hysterical.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:26:32 PM EST
Crude and ill mannered.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:35:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By jb241970:
I occasionally have to "adjust" due to the size of my large cock. Sometimes it's during conversation with others. Usually guys that don't have to move it or adjust it also don't have this pesky oversized cock problem.


my dicks quite large, and ill tell ya what, i dont have to move it.

you are dirty.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:35:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By CultureJammer:
HOW EFFING HARD is it to learn not to touch your crotch while in public?

I swear that 90% of the population is functionally retarded.


Wut iz dat ting affer de 90 watz it meen?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:38:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By crozomatic69:
I heard that its a black thing ........we just dont understand.

my old boss used to say it was their "talk button"


Cup yer hand, cover up
NWH say grab yo stuff!

Gotta grab it, grab it, grab it!

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:38:40 PM EST
Keeping it real yo.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 9:34:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Keeping it real yo.



Ugh...one time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 10:44:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
It's an old Celtic tradition, they're "testifying".



Outstanding bit of obscure knowledge there bruder.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 10:46:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/25/2007 10:47:56 PM EST by Wobblin-Goblin]

Originally Posted By Snowdiver:
It's a subli seminal message.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 1:45:40 AM EST
At least it's not as bad as a guy that thoroughly picks his nose then wipes the nasty crap on his t-shirt while he's talking to you.
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