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Posted: 12/20/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT
My girlfriend is a pretty good housekeeper. She's meticulous about her personal appearance. She'll re-wash things that I wash because I didn't get them clean enough. Clothes that look fine to me get thrown in the laundery. Her hair and fingernails are always perfect.

Her car looks like a compost bin on wheels.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 12:58:54 PM EDT
Yep, many folks consider a car to be an appliance, just like a refrigerator. "All you ever need to do is turn the key and drive..."
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 12:59:23 PM EDT
She's giving you a hint.

Women are like that.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 12:59:36 PM EDT
its the way they mark their territory.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:00:41 PM EDT
Mine keeps her car super-clean. She is an anomaly. Maybe the anomaly.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:02:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mojo_Jojo:
Yep, many folks consider a car to be an appliance, just like a refrigerator. "All you ever need to do is turn the key and drive..."



+1,000,000,000,000,000
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:02:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
She's giving you a hint.

Women are like that.




I'm slow. What's the hint?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:03:50 PM EDT
My wife is the same way.




When she complains about me being a slob I remind her about her car.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:06:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
She's giving you a hint.

Women are like that.




I'm slow. What's the hint?



You surely can afford to buy her one, Bond, James Bond.


Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:06:12 PM EDT
I've never thought of this, but maybe their cars are an extension of their purses (handbags). Or vice versa.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:07:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:
I've never thought of this, but maybe their cars are an extension of their purses (handbags). Or vice versa.



Explains why my wife needs a freakin suitcase as a purse...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:09:44 PM EDT
My wife is almost the same except that she has a high tolerance for dirt all the way around.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:13:39 PM EDT
+1

If I didn't clean her vehicles they would never get cleaned. The house is a completely different story...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:17:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By callgood:
I've never thought of this, but maybe their cars are an extension of their purses (handbags). Or vice versa.



Explains why my wife needs a freakin suitcase as a purse...



Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:18:33 PM EDT
My gf. HAD to have a four door car. She says " I need to be able to put my stuff in the back.".

Every damn time I get in the car, there is 900 lbs of shit stacked on the front seat and floorboard, and the back seat is spotless.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:25:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By moparman71:
My gf. HAD to have a four door car. She says " I need to be able to put my stuff in the back.".

Every damn time I get in the car, there is 900 lbs of shit stacked on the front seat and floorboard, and the back seat is spotless.



Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:37:45 PM EDT
The vast majority of women have cars filthified like this. My wife does not drive any of my cars EVER. I really don't even like her riding with me as she put paper, junk, kleenex, and the rest of the crap that women carry around with them in the door bin, then leaves it. How hard is it to clean off the feet before you step in a car and take the junk you brought into the car with you when you get out? My 2000 durango or 98 regal are cleaner then 99.9 percent of any womans car bought new 1 month ago.

Hell, all my guns are cleaner then a womans car too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:41:15 PM EDT

Her car looks like a compost bin on wheels.


Like the other womenz she's probably too busy talking on the phone to do anything else, much less drive!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:46:08 PM EDT
My wife keeps the house and cars clean and vacuumed. Her thing is that she never puts away garden tools and likes to leave pots and assorted other spot-in-the-grass makers on the lawn. I guess that's OK considering I leave my shoes in the middle of the living room and throw my clothes on the bedroom floor.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:49:27 PM EDT
My wife is the exact opposite. Car is always clean, she's a neat freak at work, don't even try moving something in her office cause she'll have your ass.

Once she walks in the house, she shuts down.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:53:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:
I've never thought of this, but maybe their cars are an extension of their purses (handbags). Or vice versa.



Exactly!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:56:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
She's giving you a hint.

Women are like that.




I'm slow. What's the hint?



She wants you to clean it...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:57:05 PM EDT
My mom keeps her Mazda like this as an excuse to try n take my car everytime they wanna go out somewhere nice.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:00:11 PM EDT
I get onto my wife all the time for having trash piled up in her SUV.
She will get gas but rarely will check her tires or clean her windshield..
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:08:15 PM EDT
occassionally you can spot the well-meaning one driving around in the clean, red sporty little cutseymobile, she bought 3 years ago, but with the whitewashed over paintjob. She washed it religously using dish soap, completely stripping any wax and oils from the paint, leaving a hazy chalky appearance. I guess she meant well..
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:10:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:21:33 PM EDT
I've been working on vehicles for 20+ years .
But I'd say that on average , woman’s cars are
messier then men’s . With professional females
being the worst .

It's sad to see a year old $80,000 car that needs
$1500 worth of console switches replaced because
the spilled coffee and diet cokes have gummed or
corroded them beyond repair . Not to mention that
all four corners of the body have scuff marks from
Braille parking maneuvers
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:28:39 PM EDT
I think a lot of women think the floor on their car is a surrogate trashcan. Who in hell wants to drive around in filth all the time?

I have seen all kinds of wrappers, empty pop cans, half-eaten food, etc. You would think that women would worry more about how people saw them when their cars looked like shit.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:57:02 PM EDT
So all you guys keep your trucks clean? My truck is a work truck. I have invoices, tools, old coffee cups all over the place. I try to clean it all out once a week though.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:01:04 PM EDT
wife is a slob
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